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  • Lies We Tell Mothers

  • A True Story
  • By: Suzy K Quinn
  • Narrated by: Karen Cass
  • Length: 6 hrs and 40 mins
  • 4.5 out of 5 stars (15 ratings)

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Lies We Tell Mothers

By: Suzy K Quinn
Narrated by: Karen Cass
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Bestselling author of the Bad Mother books Suzy K Quinn reveals the truth behind the lies we tell mothers, one sleepless night at a time.

Suzy and Demi were carefree twenty-somethings. They had fun! They didn’t have responsibilities! And then they decided to have a baby. Goodbye lazy weekends, hello sleepless nights, arguments and an addiction to industrial-strength hot chocolate.

In the midst of this major life change, Suzy discovered that most parenting advice should be taken with a pinch of salt - or ten.

For example:

#1 Lie - Just go with your mother’s instinct. But what if your instinct is telling you to hide under the stairs?

#10 Lie - Your new baby will tell you what it needs. Not if it can’t talk it won’t.

#23 Lie - You should never bribe your children. You will ALWAYS bribe your children.

Follow Suzy on the ultimate make-over - from nervous-wreck new mother to happy families. In this hilarious and refreshingly honest account for parents who prefer the realistic to the utopian, Suzy debunks the myths and takes us all along for the (bumpy) ride.

©2019 Suzy Quinn (P)2019 Brilliance Audio, Inc., all rights reserved.
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Fantastic Story!

Funny and insightful journey of bestselling author Suzy Quinn’s experience into motherhood. The ups and downs are revealed with full disclosure balanced with copious amounts of hot chocolate and whether the author feels she is doing a good job.

I love this author’s voice and her humor is fantastic. I laughed at the parts where Suzy and Demi struggle not only to cope with the challenges of their lives irrevocably changing forever and Suzy’s intake of hot chocolate which appears to be turning into an addiction and empathizing with the struggles of breastfeeding, permanent body changes and dealing with home issues like mold and moving to a new location entirely.

Just when Suzy and Demi have their lives situated into a semblance of normal routine, it’s time to have another baby! The lies mothers are told continue, but ultimately Suzy and Demi get a grasp on managing and come out happy families in the end.

Karen Cass's narration adds more humor and laughter through tears with her performance.

My Final Verdict: I’m not usually a fan of non-fiction or memoirs, but this one was fantastic! This is the first time I have read this author and she is one to be on the lookout for. Her humor had me laughing, almost guffawing until tears rolled down my cheeks. Becoming a parent isn’t a decision one should make lightly, and Suzy and Demi find out the hard way. I highly recommend this book to parents for the advice and non-parents for the entertainment.

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Humorous British Based memoir

Loved this funny memoir ! Could really relate to the ups and downs of the lead character becoming a mother!

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