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Steve White
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Steven Morris
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Eric Baxter doesn't ask for much. All he wants is to get his leg-over occasionally with his wife, Helen, and to lose enough weight to be able to see his genitals again without having to lean completely forward. So when Carol (the randy work colleague and fellow food lover who almost seduced him the night before) turns up at his home and introduces herself to his wife, he begins to wonder whether life is playing a cruel practical joke on him. As Carol seems determined to make his life a misery for turning her down, and he's about to discover something's going horribly wrong in the trouser department too, he could very well be right.
If that weren't enough to have him reaching for the comfort food, he also has to contend with an oversexed son who's using the soapy bathroom sponge for something other than cleaning purposes. Plus a daughter who having just discovered boys has started dating a six-foot ginger gorilla with huge bushy sideburns. Not forgetting his neighbor's cat, a vengeful pigeon, a gang of feral children, and a vigilante sausage dog.
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- Diane Reynolds
- 06-28-20
Fun and funny
This is a humorous look into the life and thoughts of a middle aged man. It deals with family and work challenges and it’s really like a diary entry.
I enjoyed it, and would recommend it. I think though that it is funnier for men, especially if they’ve been married.
The narrator was great. Good pace. Interesting tone. He really helped the humor come through with the right timing.
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- Deedra
- 02-09-21
Lust,lies and lemon cake
This was a very funny book.I enjoyed all the little jokes and zingers tossed about.Poor Erik,he keeps trying to fend off his wifes friend and realizes that little Erik can't perform.Instead of seeking a professional answer,he tries to hide it. Steve White was a wonderful narrator.I was given this free review copy audiobook at my request and have voluntarily left this review.'
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- Blackeagle
- 10-31-19
The problems with little Eric
I must admit that parts of this book made me laugh so hard that I started to cough. This book starts off where book one ended. I loved the narration of Steve White he is so funny. I received this audio book at my request and I am voluntarily leaving my honest review.
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- Carolyn
- 02-17-20
Lust, Lies and Lemon Cakes Too
I received this audio book at my request and I am voluntarily leaving an honest review.
This is the second book in the series. Be sure you listen to Sex, Lies and Chocolate Cakes first. I enjoyed the second book very much, For me it wasn't as funny as the first but it was still just as good and it does not end in a cliffhanger. I hope we get more books about Eric and his family in the future. The narrator was perfect to me. And this book does not have the sound of turning pages like the first one.
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- Thrones for ever
- 06-24-20
Hilarious
My husband and listened to this book and we both enjoyed it immensely as always one of my favorite narrators made each character stand out if you need a good laugh this is the listen for you
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