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You Gotta Fight for Your Right to Library!
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2017 Foreword Reviews Humor Book of the Year
MAD Librarian is the about a Southern librarian who fights back when the city cuts off funding for her library.
"Guillebeau blends humor and mystery perfectly in this comic thriller." (Publisher's Weekly)
©2017 Michael Guillebeau (P)2019 Michael GuillebeauListeners also enjoyed...
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