
Make Me Hot
My One Day Return to Seventh Grade
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Narrated by:
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Gary B. Roelofs
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By:
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Will Bevis
About this listen
Join me as I return to Seventh Grade for One Day... to help a Science Teacher as she tries to do the impossible: Teach 36 kids each class, all day long.
I spent not even one day with this teacher and I know:
There must be a special place in heaven for her.
Get ready for one wild and funny ride!
©2012 Will Bevis (P)2013 Will BevisListeners also enjoyed...
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