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The Wednesday Wars

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The Wednesday Wars

By: Gary D. Schmidt
Narrated by: Joel Johnstone
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In this Newbery Honor-winning novel, Gary D. Schmidt offers an unforgettable antihero. The Wednesday Wars is a wonderfully witty and compelling story about a teenage boy’s mishaps and adventures over the course of the 1967-68 school year in Long Island, New York.

Meet Holling Hoodhood, a seventh-grader at Camillo Junior High who must spend Wednesday afternoons with his teacher, Mrs. Baker, while the rest of the class has religious instruction. Mrs. Baker doesn’t like Holling - he’s sure of it. Why else would she make him read the plays of William Shakespeare outside class?

But everyone has bigger things to worry about, like Vietnam. His father wants Holling and his sister to be on their best behavior: The success of his business depends on it. But how can Holling stay out of trouble when he has so much with which to contend? A bully demanding cream puffs; angry rats; and a baseball hero signing autographs the very same night Holling has to appear in a play in yellow tights!

As fate sneaks up on him again and again, Holling finds Motivation - the Big M - in the most unexpected places and musters up the courage to embrace his destiny, in spite of himself.

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Great family listen

We listened to this on a road trip with our kids and we all enjoyed the story. Especially the performance of the reader!

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SSSSSSSSSSSSSUUUUUUUUUUUUUPPPPPPPPPPPPPPAAAAAAAAA.dis book is da most epic fing on earf. You should toad-ally listen to it right now.🐴🐴🐴🐴🐴🐴🐴

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Wonderful entertainment

What a fun read! It takes you back to the junior high school years. All the angst we felt back then. It’s funny and very entertaining.

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Holling Hoodhood and the prefect house

The book was amazing for me and my son. wonderful book and wonderful story telling.

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Refreshing!

A delightful book with indelible characters. Sends you back in time searching for your Mrs Baker, the teacher who opened your eyes. Only the character of the father suffered from the woodeness that afflicts villains and clueless fathers. The narration was worthy of the spirited text. I could have kept listening!

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The Best YA Realistic Fiction I’ve Read in a Long Time

Holling is a charming main character, and his humor and character arc are worth the read. I was pleasantly surprised with the depth in the development of a variety of themes as the story progressed.

Joel Johnstone’s performance does Holling justice and keeps the meaning in his repetitions and exclamations (from “Swell” to “Toads, beetles, bats!”), making it sound like you’re listening to a real person. This was a delightful book to listen to!

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Excellent!

I chose this book because my 6th grader has it on her reading list for the year. I laughed, even cried at some places. It was an excellent book!

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Superb!

It’s hard to put into words how much I love this story. There were so many laugh out loud moments, and then others that were so tender they had me tearing up. The story is lighthearted and yet so profound. There are characters in stories that you love and stay with you long after you finish a book. Holling and Mrs. Baker are that for me.
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Great story

My 11 year old and I enjoyed listening to this story. There were so many things fa to talk about while listening.

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brilliant in every way!

Loved everything about it. Will always remember how special this book is!! Be sure to listen to Joel Johnstone's narration!

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