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Kimberly Logan
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J. Farmer
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On the surface, Henry White and Radcliffe Green seem like your typical old "Middle of Nowhere" farmers. But beneath the façade of Midwestern American homesteading, these two rivals are secretly brilliant (and wild!) scientists, dedicated to exploring and controlling the secrets of nature and technology. White and Green both have hidden labs beneath their farms, and an ever-evolving collection of remarkable robots, cyborgs, super-plants, gadgets, and more!
Through a series of inter-connected adventures, the two "farmers", their minions, and the folks of Turingsburg County experience the excitement, danger, and fun of experiments pushed to the limit!
Welcome to Minion Wars. Where a simple discussion of self-driving cars leads Farmer Green and Farmer White add to the ranks of their own minion. Leading to the Creation of Tractor-Bot and the Cyber Critters. Can Turingsburg survive so much progress at once?
For those interested in STEM education a "State of the Science" Article is provided explaining Behavioral Conditions to help listeners move from Science Fiction to reality.
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