
Mommies Who Drink
Sex, Drugs, and Other Distant Memories of an Ordinary Mom
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Brett Paesel
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Brett Paesel
About this listen
With a poignant voice and a fresh style that makes this memoir read like the best women's fiction, Paesel navigates mommyhood in all its forms: the ecstatic, the terrifying, the tedious, the hilarious, the trascendental, and the sticky.
Paesel's laugh-out-loud perspective will appeal to all women who are braving the new world of motherhood, where the secret question on their minds at playgroup is "When is it too early to start drinking?"
©2006 Brett Paesel (P)2006 HighBridge CompanyListeners also enjoyed...
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Critic reviews
"This is Seinfeld but raunchy and L.A. with a full cast of potty-mouthed moms. No wonder it's already optioned by HBO." (Publishers Weekly)
"Funny and silly and true. I mean, I'm not a mother, and to be honest I don't drink, but I can tell you that this book is better than a giant bong hit. And I'm not even high right now." (Sarah Silverman)
Mom I am
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About Time!
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Entertaining and uplifting
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Goofy, yet surprisingly gripping
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