
Monday: Into the Cave of Thieves
Total Mayhem, Book 1
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River DeFilippis
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Christine Louise Marshall
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Lance Roger Axt
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Ralph Lazar
About this listen
It really annoys me when one gets into a Total Mayhem Situation before breakfast.
Which is exactly what happened to me this morning. And I was still in my pajamas!
When the forces of chaos interrupt the most important meal of Dash's day and conspire against him, his friends, his school, his town, and indeed the entire planet, Dash needs to take things into his own hands, and some crazy stuff starts to happen.
©2020 Lisa Swerling and Ralph Lazar (P)2021 Scholastic Inc. All rights reserved.Listeners also enjoyed...
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