
Monster Fart Wars II
Farts vs. Boogers, Book 2
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Will Tulin
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A.M. Shah
About this listen
It was a glorious day. Farts had signed a peace treaty with the Burps. The celebration included fart bubbles and confartti flying from the gassiest hills on Fartville. Trumpets blasted out of butts. Farts shook hands with Burps. Everybody was happy until a new invader came flying from the sky. They were snotty, gooey, slimy Boogers that would stop at nothing until they controlled Gas Mountain. Whoever controls the fart gasses, controls it all.
Can Mayor Donald Fart and his Monster Farts defeat the evil wizard, Severe Cold, and his Booger minions, in the second epic Monster Fart Wars battle?
If you love farts, boogers, burps, and pimples, then you do not want to miss Monster Fart Wars II. A can't-stop-laughing middle-school book that will make you feel just gross!
©2017 Aarambh Shah (P)2017 Aarambh ShahListeners also enjoyed...
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- Diana Smith
- 05-09-17
Action Packed SO FUNNY
Would you consider the audio edition of Monster Fart Wars II to be better than the print version?
Boss baby Boss!
What other book might you compare Monster Fart Wars II to and why?
TISSUE BOAT GOING TO BOOGERS!
Which character – as performed by Will Tulin – was your favorite?
FART fighting scene is the best!
Was there a moment in the book that particularly moved you?
FUNNY AF! Butt Cave, Eye Booger---OMG!
Any additional comments?
Booger Wizard characters are on point--a must listen
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- Regina
- 04-15-23
5 stars
Interesting, unique, entertaining, funny, Story keep my attention. Can’t wait to hear next story. Great!
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- Kevin Brown
- 05-09-17
Pow--Boom---Pop--- funny!
Would you consider the audio edition of Monster Fart Wars II to be better than the print version?
My Kids loved it
What was one of the most memorable moments of Monster Fart Wars II?
BOOGERS V. Donald FART
What about Will Tulin’s performance did you like?
Part 2!! Where is it?
If you were to make a film of this book, what would the tag line be?
Couldn't stop laughing. Dude. Amazing. Must listen
Any additional comments?
Funny & great war story!
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- Bruce M
- 05-09-17
GROSSSS-est & funniest book ever--COOL DUDE
What made the experience of listening to Monster Fart Wars II the most enjoyable?
Farts Slaying Burps!! Haha
Who was your favorite character and why?
BIG BUTTS AND BOOGERS
Have you listened to any of Will Tulin’s other performances before? How does this one compare?
Fart Quake was so funny
Did you have an extreme reaction to this book? Did it make you laugh or cry?
Can't wait for part3
Any additional comments?
You can't put it down--that's how funny it is!
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- Robbie H
- 05-10-17
The Sneeze Mountain Fight scene was awesome
If you could sum up Monster Fart Wars II in three words, what would they be?
Action Packed Funny Adventure
What other book might you compare Monster Fart Wars II to and why?
Gas Mountain SCENE
Which character – as performed by Will Tulin – was your favorite?
Donald FART v. Dale Burp
Was this a book you wanted to listen to all in one sitting?
SICK MAN SICK!!!
Any additional comments?
BEST HUMOR book
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- Javier T
- 05-12-17
Fartyyy Battle Ending!
Where does Monster Fart Wars II rank among all the audiobooks you’ve listened to so far?
Sweet FartVille
What was one of the most memorable moments of Monster Fart Wars II?
boogers coming alive
What does Will Tulin bring to the story that you wouldn’t experience if you just read the book?
Donald FART at the beginning was great
Was there a moment in the book that particularly moved you?
Just awesome. I WANT MORE!
Any additional comments?
Want a GOOD LAUGH?--Listen to this!!!
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- Vic P
- 05-11-17
Donald FART vs. Severe Cold--EPIC BATTLE
Would you listen to Monster Fart Wars II again? Why?
I loved the Monster Farts
Who was your favorite character and why?
THE NEW INVADORS AT THE END
Which character – as performed by Will Tulin – was your favorite?
The Hike up to Monster FARTs
Did you have an extreme reaction to this book? Did it make you laugh or cry?
Makes you want FART & PICK YOUR NOSE!!!
Any additional comments?
charcters are spectaculor. I love it.
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- Melissa Ramirez
- 05-10-17
Can't wait for part 3---next epic battle
Would you recommend this audiobook to a friend? If so, why?
GROSSSS-est & funniest book ever
What was one of the most memorable moments of Monster Fart Wars II?
The BOOGER MINIONS
Have you listened to any of Will Tulin’s other performances before? How does this one compare?
FARTbucks scene was so funny!
Did you have an extreme reaction to this book? Did it make you laugh or cry?
Donald Fart is a BOSS
Any additional comments?
Good plot, fast pace.
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- Jerry W
- 05-10-17
Loved it! Got the print book too
Would you listen to Monster Fart Wars II again? Why?
Sweet FartVille Tooth--Boom!
What other book might you compare Monster Fart Wars II to and why?
FartQuake ATTACK
Which scene was your favorite?
Farts fighting! Too funny
Was there a moment in the book that particularly moved you?
Silly humor was on point
Any additional comments?
Shah is a great writer. Too funny!
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- Gary Peterson
- 05-12-17
listen--if you want to die laughing!!
What did you love best about Monster Fart Wars II?
Love funny books? Get it!
What was one of the most memorable moments of Monster Fart Wars II?
GAS mountain BATTLE
Which scene was your favorite?
Donald FART slaying Burps lol
If you were to make a film of this book, what would the tag line be?
I loved the BOOGER FART FIGHT
Any additional comments?
FART Battle BOOGERS ARE INVADING
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