
My Fair Alien
Cosmic Cinema, Book 1
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Patrick Zeller
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Kat Auden
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By:
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Honey Phillips
About this listen
Can an alien professor decode the language of love?
Professor Harak H'gin leads a peaceful life studying linguistics on his native planet of Plumeria. Until the day he stumbles across a bedraggled, beautiful human female. Dared by a colleague to transform the pitiful creature into a true member of their society, Harak takes on the challenge.
Forced to eke out a meager living selling flowers, Liza is desperate to improve her situation. When a chance meeting offers the opportunity to become something more than a menial worker, she doesn't hesitate—even though it means moving in with the arrogant, handsome alien.
But somewhere along the way, the lines between teacher and student, human and Plumerian, begin to blur. Can Harak resist her newly discovered charms? And can Liza give her heart to an alien who only seems to think of her as an experiment?
This sweet and steamy standalone romance is intended for mature listeners.
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Delightful reimagining of a classic tale
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I think the concept of the story was fine, wasnt my favorite from this author, but for me the audiobook didnt help enhance the story, it distracted me a fair bit of the time so it made me round down to a 3 instead of a 4. I wasnt a fan of the narration, it was over the top in some instances, the volume levels were changing and making me having to change everytime the POV changed. I was not a fan of the female narrator when she had to do the male voices, it made me have to re-listened a bit because it was distracting and hard for me to concentrate. She did a good job with her main female vocals but since this was dual narration and not duet, we had to hear her do a lot of the male characters and it was tough some times. The male narration wasnt bad, I wish we got him his aristocratic voice even more, like we would have had this been duet. I understand completely duet is way more expensive than dual but one can hope maybe in the future the author would be able to do some duet nattion for their books.
I did enjoy some of the side characters. I thought the coworker of Harak and the housekeeper/lead worker of Harak was done well. They provided some entertainment and I liked them getting together. I am not sure if I will go get the next book on audio because of how this audio one was (same narrators for book 2).
Not a huge fan of the audio
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What a wonderful retelling of a wonderful classic movie. ♥️🤗💯
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loved it
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Fantastic
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