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Honey Phillips
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Can an alien professor decode the language of love?
Professor Harak H'gin leads a peaceful life studying linguistics on his native planet of Plumeria. Until the day he stumbles across a bedraggled, beautiful human female. Dared by a colleague to transform the pitiful creature into a true member of their society, Harak takes on the challenge.
Forced to eke out a meager living selling flowers, Liza is desperate to improve her situation. When a chance meeting offers the opportunity to become something more than a menial worker, she doesn't hesitate—even though it means moving in with the arrogant, handsome alien.
But somewhere along the way, the lines between teacher and student, human and Plumerian, begin to blur. Can Harak resist her newly discovered charms? And can Liza give her heart to an alien who only seems to think of her as an experiment?
This sweet and steamy standalone romance is intended for mature listeners.
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- A Sweet Monster Treats Standalone
- By: Ava Ross
- Narrated by: Heather Firth, Aiden Snow
- Length: 4 hrs and 31 mins
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I'm determined to turn Quirky Kingdom into the showpiece it used to be. Problem is—more than just the rides need fixing. It's way more than I can handle on my own. I tap my new neighbor to help—Rexin, a hunky orc handyman who's also a single dad extraordinaire. Since it's summer, he brings his twelve-year-old son to the job with him.
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Great story!
- By Karen on 11-18-24
By: Ava Ross
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Feral
- Monsters & Artifacts Series, Book 1
- By: Trish Heinrich
- Narrated by: Matt Stonner, Vivianna Marlowe
- Length: 10 hrs and 26 mins
- Unabridged
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Humans and Werewolves do not mix. I tried that once and all I have to show for it is a broken heart. No thanks. When I have to pretend that Daphne is my mate in order to find the mystical artifact threatening my clan, I know it's going to end badly. But I'll do anything to save my family, so I decide to act like the cheerful bookworm with the body of a goddess doesn't affect me in the least.
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Too slow
- By TA on 12-18-23
By: Trish Heinrich
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Matched to the Minotaur
- Matchmaker Monster Romance, Book 1
- By: Luna Joya
- Narrated by: Kit Swann, Jack Calihan
- Length: 6 hrs and 51 mins
- Unabridged
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My labyrinth is dying. For my kingdom to survive, I must convince my fated mate to invoke the most ancient of magics—the carnal kind. Too bad my mate's a human who didn't know monsters existed until she saw me.
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2/10 spice
- By Marie on 02-21-24
By: Luna Joya
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A Gargoyle's Delight
- A Monster’s Duet Standalone
- By: Naomi Lucas, Mel Braxton
- Narrated by: Cassandra Myles, John Masterson
- Length: 8 hrs and 41 mins
- Unabridged
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For centuries I have suffered. Solidified and silenced, all because I failed to destroy what I was created for. Except now, after so long… There is a female. One who always seems to be by my side. Day after day. Night after night. She talks to me. Touches me. Tells me things. She shares stories of a world I no longer know. She is a reprieve from my punishment. A sweet delight. She liberates me from my solitude. But when I rise, my adversary seizes his opportunity, and she's caught between us. He only wants her to get to me. She isn't his. And I'll do anything to protect what's mine.
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Nothing like the cartoon Gargoyles
- By A Amann on 10-17-23
By: Naomi Lucas, and others
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Nora's Kraken
- Monster Relations Bureau Series, Book 1
- By: Leigh Miller
- Narrated by: Lexi Maynard, Jarman Day
- Length: 8 hrs and 26 mins
- Unabridged
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When the Monster Relations Bureau tells me I've been identified as a kraken shifter's mate, my first instinct is to run. I learned the hard way what it means to be treated like someone's possession, and I'm not about to make the same mistake twice. Only, Elias is… different. Patient and careful with me, willing to wait as long as it takes for me to let him in. The more I learn to trust him, and the more he draws me under with the dark temptation of his touch, the more the defenses I've held onto for so long start to crumble.
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narrators were great
- By Maddy on 11-21-24
By: Leigh Miller
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The Vampires Will Save You
- Pandemic Monsters, Book 1
- By: Rebecca F. Kenney
- Narrated by: Ashley Bryce, Eric Smies
- Length: 7 hrs and 10 mins
- Unabridged
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So . . . I didn't handle the zombie apocalypse well. I used to be a third-grade teacher, but since the Gorging, my life has been . . . kinda rotten. I lost my group to the undead, became indebted to one of the gangs, and now I've been sold as a blood-slave. My new owner is Atlan, one of the vampire warriors who guard Blue City's walls and defend us from the zombies. The vampires are like celebrities around here. It's my job to provide Atlan with a clean blood source and any other services he needs.
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Great story
- By Monica on 01-21-24
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Single Orc Dad
- A Sweet Monster Treats Standalone
- By: Ava Ross
- Narrated by: Heather Firth, Aiden Snow
- Length: 4 hrs and 31 mins
- Unabridged
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I'm determined to turn Quirky Kingdom into the showpiece it used to be. Problem is—more than just the rides need fixing. It's way more than I can handle on my own. I tap my new neighbor to help—Rexin, a hunky orc handyman who's also a single dad extraordinaire. Since it's summer, he brings his twelve-year-old son to the job with him.
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Great story!
- By Karen on 11-18-24
By: Ava Ross
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Feral
- Monsters & Artifacts Series, Book 1
- By: Trish Heinrich
- Narrated by: Matt Stonner, Vivianna Marlowe
- Length: 10 hrs and 26 mins
- Unabridged
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Humans and Werewolves do not mix. I tried that once and all I have to show for it is a broken heart. No thanks. When I have to pretend that Daphne is my mate in order to find the mystical artifact threatening my clan, I know it's going to end badly. But I'll do anything to save my family, so I decide to act like the cheerful bookworm with the body of a goddess doesn't affect me in the least.
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Too slow
- By TA on 12-18-23
By: Trish Heinrich
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Matched to the Minotaur
- Matchmaker Monster Romance, Book 1
- By: Luna Joya
- Narrated by: Kit Swann, Jack Calihan
- Length: 6 hrs and 51 mins
- Unabridged
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My labyrinth is dying. For my kingdom to survive, I must convince my fated mate to invoke the most ancient of magics—the carnal kind. Too bad my mate's a human who didn't know monsters existed until she saw me.
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2/10 spice
- By Marie on 02-21-24
By: Luna Joya
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A Gargoyle's Delight
- A Monster’s Duet Standalone
- By: Naomi Lucas, Mel Braxton
- Narrated by: Cassandra Myles, John Masterson
- Length: 8 hrs and 41 mins
- Unabridged
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For centuries I have suffered. Solidified and silenced, all because I failed to destroy what I was created for. Except now, after so long… There is a female. One who always seems to be by my side. Day after day. Night after night. She talks to me. Touches me. Tells me things. She shares stories of a world I no longer know. She is a reprieve from my punishment. A sweet delight. She liberates me from my solitude. But when I rise, my adversary seizes his opportunity, and she's caught between us. He only wants her to get to me. She isn't his. And I'll do anything to protect what's mine.
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Nothing like the cartoon Gargoyles
- By A Amann on 10-17-23
By: Naomi Lucas, and others
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Nora's Kraken
- Monster Relations Bureau Series, Book 1
- By: Leigh Miller
- Narrated by: Lexi Maynard, Jarman Day
- Length: 8 hrs and 26 mins
- Unabridged
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When the Monster Relations Bureau tells me I've been identified as a kraken shifter's mate, my first instinct is to run. I learned the hard way what it means to be treated like someone's possession, and I'm not about to make the same mistake twice. Only, Elias is… different. Patient and careful with me, willing to wait as long as it takes for me to let him in. The more I learn to trust him, and the more he draws me under with the dark temptation of his touch, the more the defenses I've held onto for so long start to crumble.
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narrators were great
- By Maddy on 11-21-24
By: Leigh Miller
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The Vampires Will Save You
- Pandemic Monsters, Book 1
- By: Rebecca F. Kenney
- Narrated by: Ashley Bryce, Eric Smies
- Length: 7 hrs and 10 mins
- Unabridged
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So . . . I didn't handle the zombie apocalypse well. I used to be a third-grade teacher, but since the Gorging, my life has been . . . kinda rotten. I lost my group to the undead, became indebted to one of the gangs, and now I've been sold as a blood-slave. My new owner is Atlan, one of the vampire warriors who guard Blue City's walls and defend us from the zombies. The vampires are like celebrities around here. It's my job to provide Atlan with a clean blood source and any other services he needs.
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Great story
- By Monica on 01-21-24
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Dragon's Dawn
- To Kill a King, Book 1
- By: Sam Burns, W.M. Fawkes
- Narrated by: Kirt Graves, Darcy Stark
- Length: 10 hrs and 54 mins
- Unabridged
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For nineteen years, I have carved myself into a dutiful son, a courtier of unimpeachable wit, and a genuine delight at a tea party. Now that my success in society has planted me in the path of Mikhail Vasiliev, it's clear I'd have been better off keeping my head down. Prince Mikhail is the second son of a traitor. Third in line to the throne, he has a reputation for violence, debauchery, and being a thorn in the side of his cousin, King Dmitri. That is until the king decides to get him out of the way—by marrying him off. To me.
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Aaaaaaah!
- By Shinashi on 02-10-24
By: Sam Burns, and others
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An Inheritance of Monsters
- By: Cate Corvin
- Narrated by: Rachel Leblang, John Solo
- Length: 10 hrs and 28 mins
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It was an offer too good to refuse: spend one month in the most haunted house in the world. When the reclusive owner of Duskwood Manor opens the door to five teams of paranormal investigators, there's no way my team can say no. But there are no ghosts here. There are monsters. They live under my bed, in my closet, and watch me from the shadows, whispering filthy visions in my ear at night. Begging me to come with them to their world—the Void, where the monsters roam free . . . where they teach me what it really means to want.
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Hot and filled with suspensee
- By Bushbeans on 04-08-23
By: Cate Corvin
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When Monsters Lie
- The Monsters Among Us, Book 1
- By: Debbie Cassidy
- Narrated by: Arlene Seberg
- Length: 5 hrs and 30 mins
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They say fire rained from the sky for seven days signaling the arrival of the monsters. They say humanity fought hard to beat them. They say the celestials saved us. They say a lot of things. Me? I deal in the present. In scouting for useful things and keeping my team alive outside the protective walls of our base. I might not have a fancy monster-killing blade like the Sweepers do, but I've avoided getting my face eaten off so far, so I call that a win. But when my base is taken by monsters, my scout skills are the only thing standing between imminent demise and survival.
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Good Book
- By Stryker on 09-01-24
By: Debbie Cassidy
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Agnarr's Teacher
- Abandoned on Niflheim, Book 1
- By: Jenifer Wood
- Narrated by: Connor Brown, Veronica Fox
- Length: 8 hrs and 21 mins
- Unabridged
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I'm the next in line for Fyrifirar Tribe Jarl, a skilled warrior, and definitely not good at chopping down trees. But I can't stop thinking about the tiny human female who we'd found near our village with eleven other human females. She's so small, barely larger than an orkin child, and so lovely I can't get her out of my mind. And then I went and nearly killed her while felling a tree to distract myself. Yet somehow, she still ended up in my arms.
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cozy and HOT 🔥
- By Mrs. Pendragons Pages on 08-08-24
By: Jenifer Wood
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Dark Stranger: The Dream
- New and Lengthened 2017 Edition
- By: I. T. Lucas
- Narrated by: Charles Lawrence
- Length: 9 hrs and 26 mins
- Unabridged
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Syssi's paranormal foresight lands her a job at Dr. Amanda Dokani's neuroscience lab, but it fails to predict the thrilling yet terrifying turn her life will take. Syssi has no clue that her boss is an immortal who'll drag her into a secret, millennia-old battle over humanity's future. Nor does she realize that the professor's imposing brother is the mysterious stranger who's been starring in her dreams.
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Like having Optimus Prime read you a romance novel
- By Erin Griffith on 02-11-18
By: I. T. Lucas
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Covet Me
- Immortal Vices and Virtues: Her Monstrous Mates, Book 1
- By: Kel Carpenter, Aurelia Jane
- Narrated by: Bridget Bordeaux, J.F. Harding
- Length: 15 hrs and 7 mins
- Unabridged
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I'm the daughter of the Don, but my life as a mafia princess is far from a fairy-tale. Trapped in a pretty cage, my family clipped my wings so that I can fill the role all princesses are tasked: to marry a prince and secure an alliance. My mob boss father would give anything to gain an edge over the rest of the Supernatural Syndicates in New York—including me.
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Basically bad porn
- By Austin Ag on 11-03-24
By: Kel Carpenter, and others
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Wolf Hunts
- The Stoneridge Pack, Book 1
- By: CJ Cooke
- Narrated by: Connor Brown, Sienna Frances
- Length: 14 hrs and 44 mins
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Calli was born an impossibility. With the dual soul of a shifter and the natural magic of a witch, she was the first known shifter/witch hybrid. But in a world where witches hunt wolves to siphon their magic, and wolves kill witches, no questions asked, could she ever hope to find a place where she belonged?
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I enjoyed it
- By Magan on 11-30-22
By: CJ Cooke
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Dirty Blood: Books 1-3
- By: Penelope Barsetti
- Narrated by: Ramona Master, Michael Ferraiuolo
- Length: 24 hrs and 50 mins
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This audiobook box set includes the first three books of the Dirty Blood series, a enemies-to-lovers dark fantasy romance.
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Amazing story a few weird parts
- By Chaka Blanford on 11-09-24
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Dragon Queens
- By: Kathleen de Plume
- Narrated by: Gabrielle Baker
- Length: 10 hrs and 17 mins
- Unabridged
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With her betrothal imminent, the beautiful Princess Ava has gone missing. Where has she fled to? Why has she gone? And why is the dragon stirring? Enter our hero. Gwen has been hunting wanted criminals for years, collecting bounties to provide for her mother and brother since the death of their father. The promise of an armful of gold for bringing the princess home is too good to ignore. But bringing her home doesn't solve anyone's problems. Gwen still has family to support, and Ava still has a miserable marriage to look forward to.
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Made for the male gaze
- By sam on 05-03-23
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Alpha Bait: Three Werewolves for Dylan
- Alpha Bait, Book 1
- By: D.J. Heart
- Narrated by: Liam DiCosimo, Connor Brown
- Length: 21 hrs and 23 mins
- Unabridged
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For August, Ryker, and Steve, the alpha werewolves in question, there's nothing ridiculous or confusing at all about wanting Dylan. The human smells like the word mate incarnate, and he's so achingly perfect that the idea of not having him is too terrible to even consider. Sweet, eager to please, and unexpectedly funny, he's everything they could ever want in a mate. With three of them and only one of Dylan, August, Ryker, and Steve are going to have to figure out how to make this work. Someone has to be left out in the cold, and no one wants it to be them.
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So much s*x!
- By Jazmine on 03-29-24
By: D.J. Heart
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Heart of Dracula
- Immortal Soul, Book 1
- By: Kathryn Ann Kingsley
- Narrated by: Joel Froomkin
- Length: 10 hrs and 59 mins
- Unabridged
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Maxine Parker’s life is an agonizingly solitary one, and not by choice. life. Her empathic ability renders it impossible for her to touch a living soul without killing them. But she cannot kill what is already dead. Thrust into the middle of a war between the Vampire King and three stalwart hunters, she finds herself drawn to Dracula’s alluring seduction. Giving in to her attraction to him would mark the end of her life. Will that be the sacrifice required to save the people of Boston from the plague of death closing in on them?
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enjoyable but.
- By Mike on 07-17-22
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Touched by Fire: Magic Wars
- Demons of New Chicago, Book 1
- By: Kel Carpenter
- Narrated by: Savannah Gilmore, Adam Gold
- Length: 7 hrs and 5 mins
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For a decade, I’ve hated the supernaturals who owned my world. I hunted them. I killed them. And now, in the most grand twist of fate - I am bonded to one of them. Oh, the irony. Being a supernatural bounty hunter isn’t exactly a popular job. But after the magic wars, there aren’t many things a human can do that will put food on the table. Thankfully, anything my right hook can’t handle, my guns can. Or so I thought.
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Okay, the narrator is fuckin awesome
- By Lawanda G. on 01-17-21
By: Kel Carpenter
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- Jessica
- 05-17-24
Delightful reimagining of a classic tale
The smart, funny dialogue and witty banter kept me giggling throughout the story. Honey Phillips once again took the classic “ My Fair Lady” story/concept and made it her own! Highly enjoyable- make sure you get this today!!
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- Fina
- 06-11-24
loved it
I already love this author and the story that she did her retake on the original classic film. but the two narrators for this fit the parts very well and added to the story this was enjoyable to listen to.
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- JML
- 10-24-24
What a wonderful retelling of a wonderful classic movie. ♥️🤗💯
Honey Phillips did a fun heart warming retelling of the Hollywood classic “My Fair Lady”. Liza is a human woman that is a refugee on Plumeria. The people of this world took in many displaced humans when the Sun was close to destroying Earth. The only problem they have been given very basic knowledge of the culture and the people of the planet they now live on. And it won’t allow many to fit into the very strict Plumerian society. Professor Harak sees a poor human female trying to seek flowers that no one will but and wonders why she doesn’t know that. He speaks to her and sees a defiant spark in her and a thirst for knowledge to better herself that he admires. He decides to do an experiment. Can he a distinguished teacher of culture and language teach this human female the intricate way of his society and the cultural and linguistic skills to become a member of it? And will he be able to resist her innocent charm and determination to thrive and learn. This is a fantastic spin on a classic tale and I loved every moment. I even have to admit that the ending of this story was more satisfying than the original. Highly recommend. The narrators Patrick Zeller and Kat Auden do a fantastic job bringing the story to life. They bring the emotion and depth to the characters and you will easily lose yourself in the story. Loved and just the right amount of 🌶️🌶️🌶️🌶️♥️♥️♥️♥️♥️
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