My Funny Demon Valentine
Hell Bent, Book 1
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Kirsten Leigh
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Aurora Ascher
About this listen
The sizzling chemistry of Brynne Weaver and laugh-out-loud humor of Kimberly Lemming meet Jenna Levine
and Jeneane O’Riley’s fresh spin on paranormal tropes in this wickedly funny, warm-hearted demon romance
with just the right amount of spice from the bestselling author of SANCTUARY OF THE SHADOW.
Asmodeus, Prince of Hell, just wants to make music. Jazz, specifically. Unfortunately, he’s a demon. And he’s
supposed to be evil.
Clearly, for Ash, a career as a musician isn’t exactly an option. Plus, he’s cursed.Sick of playing by the rules,
Ash and his three brothers escape Hell in search of freedom on Earth. But it’s harder than they thought to keep
their enemies off their tail . . .
The four rogues quickly become the Underworld’s Most Wanted, and if they’re caught, the consequences will
be dire. Yet everything changes for Ash when he meets a beautiful violinist who can see through his curse. It
must be too good to be true, but, no matter the risk, he has to have her.
Evangeline Gregory is just your average human. She works at a jazz bar, plays gigs on weekends . . . and,
apparently, hallucinates demons.
At least that’s what Eva tells herself when, moments after she meets the man of her dreams, she sees him shift
into a 7-foot-tall monster. Not believing her own eyes, Eva decides to investigate and soon finds herself caught
in the middle of a supernatural clusterf--k of epic proportions. But Ash isn’t the only one keeping secrets, and
the search for answers reveals a shocking truth that will change the course of her life forever. Or maybe just
doom it. Eva and Ash will learn the path to love can be complete Hell.
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