
Never Glue Your Friends to Chairs
Roscoe Riley Rules, Book 1
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In his first adventure, Roscoe shares a simple rule: Never glue your friends to chairs. But when he finds a bottle of Super-Mega-Gonzo glue in the junk drawer at home, he can't resist tossing it in his backpack and taking it to school.
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Great lessons from the time out chair he was glued to
Great lessons from the time out chair he was glued to. I wonder how he and all his friends had come unglued. It never told us how in the story. It was fun to learn all the rules. That glue is very strong. It was a great story.
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