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Never Say Genius

The Genius Files, Book 2

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Never Say Genius

By: Dan Gutman
Narrated by: Michael Goldstrom
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Thrills, spills, and cheating death are just part of an average day on a not-so-average summer vacation for these two smarty-pants siblings. Coke and Pepsi McDonald are still stuck on the wacky family road trip that began in Mission Unstoppable, and now a brand-new evil mastermind is trying to kill them!

Coke and Pepsi McDonald never asked to be geniuses. They never asked to get lowered into a basket of boiling french fries, either. And they certainly never asked to be frozen in soft-serve ice cream, stampeded in a wild stadium riot, or kidnapped on a high-speed roller coaster. But that's what happens when a red-haired villain named Archie Clone is chasing you across America. This just might be the most dangerous road trip in history - and the most awesome!

Want to join in the fun? Fire up the old Google Maps and follow the McDonald twins as they get chased from the National Mustard Museum to the Rock and Roll Hall of Fame. And whatever you do - never say genius.

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This is very good book. It is fun to listen to. Be sure to read the first book before you read this one.

Amazing

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so good

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Fun‼️ I like how Archie clone tryed to kill Coke and Pep with food😂 and how the kids tell their parents the truth but they don’t believe them🤪 loved this book guys, you’ll love it‼️‼️

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I think this is a great children's book.
the series is really fun and funny and scary and jumpy.
Check it out!

Funny!

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This book is just the best I’ve had in a series of all don’t know what’s gonna happen on the way to Washington order one to happen in Washington and will it ever figure out what happens when they leave their hands because why would they do that it just get in trouble with a bad guy so I won’t do that but I do that every time seem like a doughnut. I can’t wait until they figure How to out That aunt Judy was going trying to kill him, and I’ve never seen so much played in Pepsi.

Never Say Genius

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Loved it alot, an easy story to finish. I especially hate Archie clone. also the bowler dudes are super annoying and dumb.😆😆😆

super awesome!

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Such a good book feels like I can really feel there fear a must read!

I love it

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I loved it!!!!!! 100\100. The narrator and the plot was supercalifragilisticexpialodocios(very good). Just WOW!!!!!!!

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