
Not for the Faint of Heart
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Kit Griffiths
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Olivia Dowd
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Lex Croucher
About this listen
From New York Times bestselling author Lex Croucher comes a queer historical YA romance, with all the swoons, laughs, and heart-pounding moments you'd expect from a story about the granddaughter of Robin Hood and the girl she's accidentally kidnapped.
‘You aren’t merry,’ Clem said to her captor. ‘And you aren’t all men. So there’s been some marketing confusion somewhere along the line.’
Mariel, a newly blooded and perpetually grumpy captain of the Merry Men, is desperate to live up to the legacy of her grandfather, the legendary Robin Hood. Clem, a too-perky backwoods healer known for her new-fangled cures, just wants to help people.
When Mariel's ramshackle band of bandits kidnap Clem as retribution for her guardian helping the Sheriff of Nottingham, all seems to be going (sort of) to plan … until Jack Hartley, Mariel’s father and Commander of the Merry Men, is captured in a deadly ambush. Determined to prove herself, Mariel sets out to get him back–with her annoyingly cheerful kidnappee in tow.
But the wood is at war. Many believe the Merry Men are no longer on the right side of history. Watching Clem tend the party’s wounds and crack relentlessly terrible jokes, Mariel begins to doubt the noble cause to which she has devoted her life. As the two of them grow closer, forced by circumstances to share a single horse and bed, one thing is clear. They must prepare to fight for their lives and for those of everyone they’ve sworn to protect.
Lex Croucher's Not for the Faint of Heart is a thrilling adventure full of hijinks, found family, and romance destined to change the lives of the inhabitants of the Greenwood Forest forever.
A Macmillan Audio production from Wednesday Books.
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Critic reviews
“I know I can rely completely on Lex Croucher for a book that cheerfully flays my emotions with one hand and makes me laughter-snort tea up my nose with the other. I had an amazing time with this bold and lively queer adventure." - Freya Marske, bestselling author of The Last Binding trilogy
“Lex has written a truly magical romcom. Dashing, daring and brilliantly funny. It’s a heartfelt tale of found family, adventure and love that will have you swooning in no time!” - Beth Reekles, New York Times bestselling author of The Kissing Booth series
“Hilarious and full of heart, Not for the Faint of Heart is Heartstopper meets Robin Hood and had me hooked from the first page to the last… the perfect blend of campy fun and arrow-through-your-chest emotion. Lex Croucher is an absolute genius.” - Holly Race, author of Midnight’s Twins
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Royals
- By: Rachel Hawkins
- Narrated by: Amanda Leigh Cobb
- Length: 8 hrs and 2 mins
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Meet Daisy Winters. She's an offbeat 16-year-old Floridian with mermaid-red hair; a part-time job at a bootleg Walmart, and a perfect older sister who's nearly engaged to the Crown Prince of Scotland. Daisy has no desire to live in the spotlight, but relentless tabloid attention forces her to join Ellie at the relative seclusion of the castle across the pond. While the dashing young Miles has been appointed to teach Daisy the ropes of being regal, the prince's roguish younger brother kicks up scandal wherever he goes, and tries his best to take Daisy along for the ride.
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Really fun listen
- By Jon R. on 06-04-18
By: Rachel Hawkins
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Dragon Queens
- By: Kathleen de Plume
- Narrated by: Gabrielle Baker
- Length: 10 hrs and 17 mins
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With her betrothal imminent, the beautiful Princess Ava has gone missing. Where has she fled to? Why has she gone? And why is the dragon stirring? Enter our hero. Gwen has been hunting wanted criminals for years, collecting bounties to provide for her mother and brother since the death of their father. The promise of an armful of gold for bringing the princess home is too good to ignore. But bringing her home doesn't solve anyone's problems. Gwen still has family to support, and Ava still has a miserable marriage to look forward to.
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Made for the male gaze
- By sam on 05-03-23
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Reputation
- A Novel
- By: Lex Croucher
- Narrated by: Bessie Carter
- Length: 10 hrs and 58 mins
- Unabridged
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Abandoned by her parents, Georgiana Ellers is spending the summer with her stodgy aunt and uncle at their home in the English countryside. At a particularly dull party, she meets the enigmatic Frances Campbell, a wealthy member of the in-crowd who delights Georgiana with her disregard for so-called “polite society”. Lonely and vulnerable, Georgiana quickly falls in with Frances and her wealthy, wild, and deeply improper friends, who introduce her to the upper echelons of Regency aristocracy, and a world of drunken debauchery, frivolous spending, and mysterious young men.
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DNF I just couldn't
- By W. Sabin on 01-02-23
By: Lex Croucher
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But I’m Not a Supervillain
- By: Aoibh Wood
- Narrated by: Abby Craden
- Length: 9 hrs and 6 mins
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Sherry Broward never expected stealing a Rembrandt to turn her life upside down. Now she’s dodging the Bratva, the police, and her ex-girlfriend, Malka—a succubus supervillain who runs the local nightclub, Sin City. To make things even more complicated, she’s falling hard for Jemma—the city’s hottest art recovery specialist, who just so happens to be the superhero Lena Swift.
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Fantastic Book!
- By Ananimoose on 04-30-25
By: Aoibh Wood
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The Ride of Her Life
- A Novel
- By: Jennifer Dugan
- Narrated by: Lindsey Dorcus
- Length: 10 hrs and 14 mins
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Molly McDaniel’s life is falling apart. Between her day job as a barista, her night job at a call center, and her crushing student loans, she’s barely getting by. And that dream she has of starting a wedding event planning business? The dream that led to all those student loan in the first place? She can feel it slipping farther and farther out of reach every day. So the absolute last thing she needs is to discover she’s inherited a run-down, struggling horse barn out of the blue, courtesy of her estranged late aunt.
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A cute romance, but light on character
- By RC on 08-27-24
By: Jennifer Dugan
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How to Excavate a Heart
- By: Jake Maia Arlow
- Narrated by: Hope Newhouse
- Length: 8 hrs and 38 mins
- Unabridged
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It all starts when Shani runs into May. Like, literally. With her mom’s Subaru. Attempted vehicular manslaughter was not part of Shani’s plan. She was supposed to be focusing on her monthlong paleoichthyology internship. She was going to spend all her time thinking about dead fish and not at all about how she was unceremoniously dumped days before winter break. It could be going better.
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OMG the angst..
- By Jennifer R. Reaves on 01-10-24
By: Jake Maia Arlow
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Anywhere You Go
- By: Bridget Morrissey
- Narrated by: Jeremy Carlisle Parker, Mia Hutchinson-Shaw
- Length: 10 hrs and 19 mins
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Tatum Ward and Eleanor Chapman lead totally opposite lives. Tatum’s never left her Midwestern hometown. She resides in a quaint guest cottage on her parents’ property while working part-time as a waitress, where she spends most shifts ignoring her feelings for a beautiful regular named June.
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Good lighthearted love story
- By Erica Carrera on 05-14-25
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Heart of the Storm
- By: Ally McGuire
- Narrated by: Anastasia Watley
- Length: 9 hrs and 15 mins
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When Amber Archer inherits a mysterious house from relatives she thought were long dead, she sees it as her ticket out of the current chaos consuming her New York life. A little time out in the sticks can't hurt, can it? Nestled in the middle of nowhere is The Willows, the premier racing stables in Kentucky owned by Rowan Payton. The loss devastated her, and she doesn't want to feel that way ever again. Her controlled and ordered life isn't ready for the tornado of a city girl.
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I liked it
- By Anonymous User on 05-17-25
By: Ally McGuire
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On the Same Page
- By: Haley Cass
- Narrated by: Lori Prince
- Length: 16 hrs and 18 mins
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Riley Beckett met Gianna Mäkinen-drop-dead gorgeous influencer, trilingual, daughter of world-famous models, yes, that Gianna Mäkinen-their first year at Boston University, and it changed everything for the both of them. After all, when you find the person who just gets you, nothing feels quite "the same" right?
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Oh. My. God.
- By Sarah C. on 04-01-24
By: Haley Cass
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The Stars Too Fondly
- A Novel
- By: Emily Hamilton
- Narrated by: Vico Ortiz
- Length: 11 hrs and 25 mins
- Unabridged
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So, here’s the thing: Cleo and her friends really, truly didn’t mean to steal this spaceship. They just wanted to know why, twenty years ago, the entire Providence crew vanished without a trace. But then the stupid dark matter engine started all on its own, and now these four twenty-somethings are en route to Proxima Centauri, unable to turn around, and being harangued by a snarky hologram that has the face and attitude of the ship’s missing captain, Billie.
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omg so good.
- By Kindle Customer on 05-06-25
By: Emily Hamilton
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Can't Spell Treason Without Tea
- Tomes & Tea, Book 1
- By: Rebecca Thorne
- Narrated by: Jessica Threet
- Length: 11 hrs and 44 mins
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All Reyna and Kianthe want is to open a bookshop that serves tea. Worn wooden floors, plants on every table, firelight drifting between the rafters… all complemented by love and good company. Thing is, Reyna works as one of the Queen’s private guards, and Kianthe is the most powerful mage in existence. Leaving their lives isn’t so easy. But after an assassin takes Reyna hostage, she decides she’s thoroughly done risking her life for a self-centered queen. Meanwhile, Kianthe has been waiting for a chance to flee responsibility–all the better that her girlfriend is on board.
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Bad summary
- By Dawn Marie McLeod on 06-06-24
By: Rebecca Thorne
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Sweet & Bitter Magic
- By: Adrienne Tooley
- Narrated by: Ferdelle Capistrano, Andrea Emmes
- Length: 11 hrs and 10 mins
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Tamsin is the most powerful witch of her generation. But after committing the worst magical sin, she’s exiled by the ruling Coven and cursed with the inability to love. The only way she can get those feelings back - even for just a little while - is to steal love from others. Wren is a source - a rare kind of person who is made of magic, despite being unable to use it herself. Sources are required to train with the Coven as soon as they discover their abilities, but Wren - the only caretaker to her ailing father - has spent her life hiding her secret.
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robotic narrator
- By Megan Chambers on 05-26-21
By: Adrienne Tooley
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No Shelter but the Stars
- By: Virginia Black
- Narrated by: Trei Taylor
- Length: 10 hrs and 43 mins
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Kyran Loyal is the last heir to the lost throne of a forgotten planet, the figurehead of a nomadic people fleeing the galactic tyranny of a brutal regime. Davia Sifane is the unrecognized daughter of an imperial despot. When happenstance pits them against each other in battle, neither expects the outcome: they are the only two people to survive. Marooned on a barren moon, their only hope of survival is to rely on each other, but what they learn will either kill them or change the galaxy forever.
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NOT 5-stars
- By Kara Stenberg on 01-05-25
By: Virginia Black
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Falls from Grace
- Grace Notes, Book 1
- By: Ruby Landers
- Narrated by: Quinn Riley
- Length: 10 hrs and 59 mins
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Her hit band Twice Struck topped the country music charts for almost a decade until her high-profile marriage to her bandmate and co-writer publicly exploded. Now she's fading from the spotlight and her own life, just trying to keep her head above water.
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Great listen
- By Steph M on 11-21-24
By: Ruby Landers
beautiful story
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just fun and stuff
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Story Pierced Tone-Deaf Narration
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Honestly didn’t know what to expect from this book. YA novels aren’t really my thing anymore since aging out of the genre years ago but this one was a pleasant surprise. The humor is spot on and I found myself laughing out loud at several parts. The characters are all interesting and well rounded. The plot kept me invested the whole time. And the narration was oh my god perfect. It’s been a while since I’ve found an audible where both narrators excelled at their job so well.
Yes, there’s some points in the book that are a bit predictable and a few plot lines weren’t wrapped as well as they could be and some parts felt rushed. But overall I loved this book and can’t help but give it 5 stars.
Humor At Its Best
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Easy read. We'll developed. Entertaining.
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Great narrators
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What a journey
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Very engaging
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Hilarious and exciting
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CUUUTE
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