
Oh Sh*t, I Almost Killed You!
A Little Book of Big Things Nursing School Forgot to Teach You
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Sonja Schwartzbach
About this listen
Do no harm. Take no sh*t. Whether you're a new nurse or a veteran member of the clan, the nursing learning curve is a vast one. Part how-to guide with a touch of memoir thrown in, take the time to laugh and cry with an author who says what everyone else in the field is thinking.
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Helpful but Wish for More Examples
- By Garrett Rodgers on 07-31-24
By: Joyce Michtell
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The Shift
- One Nurse, Twelve Hours, Four Patients' Lives
- By: Theresa Brown RN
- Narrated by: Tavia Gilbert
- Length: 7 hrs and 19 mins
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In a book as eye-opening as it is riveting, practicing nurse and New York Times columnist Theresa Brown invites us to experience not just a day in the life of a nurse but all the life that happens in just one day in a hospital's cancer ward. In the span of 12 hours, lives can be lost, life-altering medical treatment decisions made, and dreams fulfilled or irrevocably stolen.
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Attempting Infinity Over 12 Hours--
- By Gillian on 03-01-17
By: Theresa Brown RN
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American Heroes
- By: James Patterson, Matt Eversmann, Tim Malloy
- Narrated by: Joe Mantegna
- Length: 11 hrs
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U.S. soldiers who served in overseas conflicts—from World War II, Korea, and Vietnam to Iraq and Afghanistan—share true stories of the actions that earned them some of America’s most distinguished military medals, up to and including the Medal of Honor. They never acted alone, but always in the spirit of camaraderie, patriotism, and for the good of our beloved country. There has never been a better time for all of us to think about duty, sacrifice, and what it means to be an American hero.
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EXCELLENT
- By Wilson Che' Gray on 10-25-24
By: James Patterson, and others
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Against Medical Advice
- One Family's Struggle with an Agonizing Medical Mystery
- By: James Patterson, Hal Friedman
- Narrated by: Kevin T. Collins
- Length: 5 hrs and 13 mins
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Cory Friedman woke up one morning when he was five years old with the uncontrollable urge to twitch his neck. From that day forward his life became a hell of irrepressible tics and involuntary utterances, and Cory embarked on an excruciating journey from specialist to specialist to discover the cause of his disease. Soon it became unclear what tics were symptoms of his disease and what were side effects of the countless combinations of drugs. The only certainty is that it kept getting worse. Simply put: Cory Friedman's life was a living hell.
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Good Story
- By Nicole on 11-06-08
By: James Patterson, and others
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Adult CCRN Critical Care Registered Nursing Audio Study Guide 2025-2026 (Includes Exam Practice Tests with Answers)
- Perfect for Commuting, Exercising, and Doing Chores!
- By: Samuel Davidson, Rebecca Davidson
- Narrated by: Brennan Koenigsreuter
- Length: 22 hrs and 28 mins
- Unabridged
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Introducing the premium resource for healthcare professionals preparing to excel in the Critical Care Registered Nurse certification exam. Crafted to fit seamlessly into your busy life, this audiobook transforms the way you study, allowing you to master complex critical care concepts while commuting, exercising, or doing household chores.
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Must have for future CCRNs
- By Charles Rodriguez on 03-02-25
By: Samuel Davidson, and others
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Advanced Cardiac Life Support (ACLS) Provider Handbook
- By: Dr. Karl Disque
- Narrated by: Matilda
- Length: 1 hr and 46 mins
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The Advanced Cardiac Life Support (ACLS) Provider Handbook is a comprehensive resource intended for health care professionals currently enrolled in an Advanced Cardiac Life Support Certification or Recertification Course. It serves as the primary training material for ACLS Certification and Recertification courses.
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horribly incomplete and occasionally incorrect
- By lenore on 05-04-19
By: Dr. Karl Disque
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Chicken Soup for the Nurse's Soul
- Stories to Celebrate, Honor, and Inspire the Nursing Profession
- By: Jack Canfield, Mark Victor Hansen, Nancy Mitchell-Autio, and others
- Narrated by: Jack Canfield, Mark Victor Hansen
- Length: 1 hr and 13 mins
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This collection of true stories champions the daily contributions, commitments, and sacrifices of nurses and portrays the compassion, intellect, and wit necessary to meet the challenging demands of the profession.
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Great collection of stories, mixed narration
- By Mark and Amy Acker on 09-12-12
By: Jack Canfield, and others
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NURSING MNEMONICS
- EASIEST WAY TO REMEMBER
- By: Priscilla yapi RN
- Narrated by: Virtual Voice
- Length: 1 hr and 56 mins
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Description Can you memorize an entire book? The question definitely seems silly, but it is a very valid question. People can memorize a deck of cards, a thousand digits, a hundred thousand words, and lots of other things. For some people, this feat appears to be quite effortless while in reality, it is something very difficult. Mnemonics are powerful in stimulating the human. All of us have a dream to memorize entire textbooks to do brilliantly well at our exams. Different individuals and institutions have researched the effectiveness and importance of mnemonics. Perhaps the most ...
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- Samantha
- 04-05-20
Spot On
Loved it. Listened in one sitting bc I couldn't push stop to go to bed. But, I'm a noc nurse, so that's pretty normal to stay up well past 3am anyway. Smiles almost the whole way through. Except when crying, because I've either been there or know my time for it is coming. You hit on every point. Why I became a nurse. Why I'm proud to be a nurse. All my non nurse friends and family members who give "that look" where in the middle of your story you realize you just ruined one of the 3 meals you get to eat with them that month, so you stop talking (and it sucks bc you haven't even gotten to the gross/funny part yet). All of it.
I am finding this book during week 3 of the quarantine and I am the only family member who has left my house in almost a month. I was starting to feel guilty that I "get" to leave the house. But I really appreciate that you are reminding me of the gratitude I feel that I GET to be a nurse, period. Thank you for writing this book and sharing your feelings. You are not alone.
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- Evaristo
- 01-08-19
An absolute must read for all new nurses!!!!!
Hands down one of the most entertaining and enlightening books I've read in quite some time!!! absolute must read for all new nurses!!!!
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- Tom L
- 01-21-25
eh
She seems authentic but it was kind of a mediocre take on nursing.... nothing not obvious or unknown
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- PJ
- 10-02-19
Absolutely a must read/listen!
Love love loved this book! Be it a New grad or experienced nurse this book perfectly describes feeling we've all felt at one time or another in our nursing practice! Thank you Sonja♡
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- Darcy
- 02-26-19
exceptionally exquisite
loved the book and the narrator! very intriguing to listen to as I drive to and from work as a baby nurse
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- Lotus
- 05-31-21
best true to life story!
I loved this book! She does such an amazing job of capturing the emotions and experiences of our career as nurses! Even though I am not a baby nurse, it made me appreciate my profession all over again. I love nursing and it truly is a calling! Thanks Sonja for putting your heart into your career and sharing your journey with all of us for inspiration and encouragement!
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- Teresa Kaestner
- 04-20-20
Still laughing
I’ve been laughing since the beginning. I’ve been a Nurse for 35 years with the last 26 years as a NICU and PICU Nurse. I’ll never be a “former Nurse.” Just like a Marine. Once a Marine always a Marine. I’ve had so many flashback moments as I listened to this book. Sonja has made this book a book of flashback moments as well as reminders of my newbie Nurse days. Thank you for reminding people exactly what we do. I say as a calling and not just a job. There are nurses who only do it for a paycheck and thankfully they usually fizzle out and leave for other jobs. You must love this job because I know of no other job that someone can be pee
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- Jason
- 10-07-23
Insightful
I appreciated the writer and narrator were the same. Down to earth and interesting chapters. Good read for the “baby” nurse with practical insight.
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- Amanda Morse
- 02-17-21
Where was this when I graduated
I loved this book! It brought me right back to when I graduated. I just wish that something like this was around 10 years ago. I enjoyed listening to this book and realized I wasn’t being overly sensitive to the nurse bullying I experienced. The author’s story of her mother brought me to tears because I am going through the same thing now. I thank god everyday for the coworkers/2nd family I have met through being a nurse.
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- Sandi B
- 10-28-23
A well-Rounded Glimpse into Bedside Nursing
I found Sonja’s story engaging and well written and nicely narrated. I could have done without the G-damns, but otherwise enjoyed the listen and would recommend it for anybody considering nursing as a career.
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