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  • Once upon a Time in Carrotland

  • My YouTube Autobiography Which I Definitely Wrote All Of
  • By: Josh Carrott
  • Narrated by: Josh Carrott
  • Length: 2 hrs and 24 mins
  • 4.9 out of 5 stars (44 ratings)

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Once upon a Time in Carrotland

By: Josh Carrott
Narrated by: Josh Carrott
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Publisher's summary

Is he a man or is he a carrot? In this groundbreaking autobiography of a YouTube icon, we get to the root of it. In this breathtaking debut, Josh Carrott peels back the curtain to reveal an epic saga of friendship, true love, and a prophecy that will change his life forever. Gird your loins and hold on tight for the unfiltered story of his fascinating and vitamin-A-infused life.

©2021 Josh Carrott & Ollie Kendal (P)2022 Josh Carrott & Ollie Kendal
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A true masterpiece

Referring to this book as a masterpiece would be an understatement. Josh's intricate life story narrated by no one else than Josh himself is a gift to the world unrivaled, except maybe by the existence of carrotland itself.

After finishing the novel I had to refrain myself from singing happy birthday to the top of my lungs, for obvious copyright reasons. instead I celebrated by buying 4 bags of carrots at my local supermarket. big carrots, purple carrots, and yes, also adorable baby carrots.

I wish you all a jolly week, 오늘은 여기까지.. 안녕~

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Hilarious!

As soon as I found out this was available I bought it. Loved it!

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Chobblesome




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PURE COMEDY GOLD!

Ridiculouslyfunny I'm very glad I got it Bizarrewas laughing the wholeway performance was great 2

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JOLLY good fun, loaded with puns!

Very humorous, great premise. if you enjoy JOLLY, you'll definitely get a kick out of this!

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Greatest audiobook ever

The storyline and the narration are ... how can I describe ... absolutely sublime. I've never listen to an audiobook that sound so authentic and touching. Truely the greatest piece in audiobook history.

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Deserves a Pulitzer!

The finest storytelling ever published! There was never a more noble character to exist in literature.

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Thank you!

This was such a wonderful audiobook. I also love the story behind the story. I hope the funds for this book help the Ukrainian recording company. Best wishes!

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A tour de Force

"Josh's" definitely reading every word of his autobiography is an absolutely enthralling listen. I cannot recommend it more.

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I love Josh and Ollie and I’m a big fan

Honestly, for it being Ollie reading and AI voice modified to sound like Josh, it’s pretty damn scary good. I’m a big fan of theirs and their two channels. This book is so stupid and hella fictional but it was a funny time to listen and I enjoyed it for sure.

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