Only Big Bumbum Matters Tomorrow
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Weruche Opia
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Damilare Kuku
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A “wise, funny, irresistible” (Shelf Awareness) debut novel about family secrets, judgmental aunties, and Brazilian butt lifts, from the author of the internationally bestselling story collection Nearly All the Men in Lagos Are Mad.
In Nigerian families, none of your business is private. Not even if it's about your bumbum.
Freshly out of Obafemi Awolowo University, 20-year-old Temi has a clear plan for her future: she is going to surgically enlarge her backside like all the other Nigerian women, move from Ile-Ife to Lagos, and meet a man who will love her senseless.
But when she finally finds the courage to tell her mother, older sister, and aunties, her announcement causes an uproar. As each of the other women try to cure Temi of what seems like temporary insanity, they begin to spill long-buried secrets, including the truth of Temi’s older sister’s mysterious disappearance five years earlier.
In the end, it seems like Temi might be the sanest of them all…
In Only Big Bumbum Matters Tomorrow, Damilare Kuku brings her signature humor, boldness, and compassion to each member of this loveable but exasperating family, whose lives reveal the ways in which a woman’s physical appearance can dictate her life and relationships and show just how sharp the double-edged sword of beauty can be.
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It’s 1984, and life has changed beyond recognition. Airstrip One, formerly known as Great Britain, is a place where Big Brother is always watching, and nobody can hide. Except, perhaps, for Winston Smith. Whilst working at the Ministry of Truth, rewriting history, he secretly dreams of freedom. And in a world where love and sex are forbidden, where it’s hard to distinguish between friend and foe, he meets Julia and O’Brien and vows to rebel.
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Clark Griswold was onto something...at least with his annual holiday meltdown. And since the last three weeks of my life have been riddled with humbug—another breakup, a broken toe, an office promotion I deserved and didn’t get—I’m not at all in the mood to celebrate nor have the happ, happ, happiest Christmas EVER.
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My fiancé brought me tea and scrambled eggs in bed that morning, and we snuggled together, talking about buying our rings, and about our perfect wedding next year. Then we headed into town. He held my hand and gazed at the ring I liked best, a smile spreading slowly over his face. Then a glass of bubbly to celebrate. I felt flushed, excited and ready for the rest of my life with the man I loved. We race to get on the train home. It screams to a halt and I run towards its open doors. Made it. I think he’s right behind me — but when I turn around, he’s gone.
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Lucas knows the perfect night entails just three things: video games, wine, and pad thai. Peanuts are a must! Other people? Not so much. Why complicate things when he’s happy alone? Then one day the apartment board, a vexing trio of authority, rings his doorbell. And Lucas’s solitude takes a startling hike. They demand to see his frying pan. Someone left one next to the recycling room overnight, and instead of removing the errant object, as Lucas suggests, they insist on finding the guilty party. But their plan backfires. Colossally.
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Johnnie Rico never really intended to join up—and definitely not the infantry. But now that he’s in the thick of it, trying to get through combat training harder than anything he could have imagined, he knows everyone in his unit is one bad move away from buying the farm in the interstellar war the Terran Federation is waging against the Arachnids. Because everyone in the Mobile Infantry fights. And if the training doesn’t kill you, the Bugs are more than ready to finish the job.
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The definitive version!
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When Heather McKinley dreamed of becoming a doctor, she imagined curing sick kids and sporting pink stethoscopes. She never anticipated the sleepless nights, grueling exams, and endless labs. And she certainly never knew that her medical school earned the nickname Dead Med thanks to the tragic history of students overdosing on illegal drugs. But Heather would never consider doing anything like that. That is, until her longtime boyfriend dumps her, she finds herself failing anatomy, and her world starts to crumble.
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Hmm
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- Priscilla
- 10-01-24
Who would've thought a "Bum Bum" story could be so deep?
This book was deeply thought-provoking, tackling generational issues and childhood trauma with plenty of unexpected twists. While it had its humorous moments, the story’s seriousness quickly becomes apparent as it skillfully unravels the complexities of different mindsets and perspectives.
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- Lamin Momodu
- 09-23-24
I love this
This is a fantastic book! The narration was amazing. I really love books that are narrated in the right accents. I love the story and how it flows. Please read , I have recommended this book to everyone
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- MA
- 08-22-24
Love every bit more this story
The narrator did not disappoint —she’s an example of “representation matters” when associating accents with ethnicity at large. As for the book, it is beautifully written with complex but needed stories. Each woman's story is a great conversation starter. Their stories are quiet voices we dare not publicly raise but should really be raised to address issues such as bullies, insecurities, gender, and sexual identities that we Nigerians need to tackle. I mean, Dami did her beautiful thing on this one. 🌟✨
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- Alicia
- 10-13-24
Great Narration, love the back stories
I love how the book went between past and present and gave back stories on each character, it gives the reader a better understanding of why every one acted the way they did. It was also a good way to highlight the struggles of women in Nigerian society(abuse, spousal abandonment, suppressed sexuality,beauty standards only imposed on women, etc). You could see that no matter where the women lived, they still had bad experiences. I would have liked a more definitive ending but it was great anyway.
Props to the narrator, I wish audible would continue to use African narrators for African stories, the fake accents can be quite irksome in some books but Weruche did great!
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