
Payback Is a Bitch
Four Short Stories
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Tim McKiernan
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Bill Bernico
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Four short stories that include:
"The Phantom Vigilante"
Bob and his armed drone are out to exact vengeance on the thugs terrorizing the peace-loving park visitors. What is it they say? "What goes around comes around."
"The Challenge"
Two guys, out to freeload a ride and sip from the public trough, find out the hard way about what disabled people go through.
"Tornado Alley"
Some brain-dead woman claims she can divert the winds of a tornado and save her house. Let's see if she can or if she full of crap.
"Payback Is a Bitch"
These guys have had enough of those Internet a-holes who write and distribute viruses and they have enough clout to track them down and teach that whole element a lesson.
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