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Phule Me Twice
- Phule's Company, Book 4
- Narrated by: Noah Michael Levine
- Length: 8 hrs and 37 mins
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Publisher's summary
You can't mistake just anyone for a Phule.
When the planet Zenobia is invaded, Captain Willard Phule is made their military advisor. The first priority for Phule's Company: staying out from underfoot of the peaceful, dinosaurlike Zenobians....
But, unbeknownst to the Zenobians, they're getting two Phules for the price of one. A robot double of Phule appears out of nowhere. And only the real Phule knows who the real Phule is....
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Skeeve is a magician’s apprentice (and a wanna-be thief) until an assassin’s bolt kills his master, Garkin. Along with Aahz, the green-scaled, purple-tongued demon and master magician summoned by Garkin, he sets out on a quest to get even. The road to vengeance is bound to prove rocky, however, because Skeeve can barely light a candle with his beginning magic, and Aahz has lost his own considerable magical abilities as a consequence of Garkin’s summoning spell.
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Funnier in print
- By Kimberly Mason on 07-09-22
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Sweet Myth-Tery of Life
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Skeeve is a powerful magician, and he always means well...but he is more than a bit naive when it comes to romance. And suddenly, he’s drowning in a sea of romance! There’s Bunny, the brilliant mob moll, Cassandra, the friendly neighborhood vampire night-club queen...and of course, there’s the sexy but dangerously twisted Queen Hemlock. Only one of his nubile suitors can assure his future - and maybe even keep him alive.
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- By A Bomb on 10-27-24
By: Robert Asprin
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Myth-Gotten Gains
- By: Jody Lynn Nye, Robert Asprin
- Narrated by: Noah Michael Levine
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Aahz discovers that the shabby-looking sword he bought at a flea market in a remote dimension is Ersatz, leader of the Golden Hoard, a fabled collection of powerful magical treasures that can turn any ordinary being into a hero. They go in search of the other members of the Hoard, only to find that they're not the only ones looking. A dancer named Calypsa, working with Aahz's old friend Tananda, is seeking to collect them to free her grandfather from the dreaded wizard Barrik.
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Dune: House Atreides: House Trilogy, Book 1
- By: Brian Herbert, Kevin J. Anderson
- Narrated by: Scott Brick
- Length: 26 hrs and 26 mins
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Capturing all the complexity and grand themes of the original, this prequel to the Dune series weaves a new tapestry of betrayal, passion, and destiny into a saga that expands the tale written by Frank Herbert more than 30 years ago.
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- By Robert on 04-25-13
By: Brian Herbert, and others
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The Magic Engineer
- Saga of Recluce Series, Book 3
- By: L. E. Modesitt Jr.
- Narrated by: Kirby Heyborne
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The chronicles of the magical island of Recluce continue as young Dorrin, fascinated by forbidden science, goes into exile in the lands of Chaos, where he unwillingly invents devices of war to save his land from the evil Chaos wizards.
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- By Cliff on 12-18-13
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Phule's Company
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- Narrated by: Noah Michael Levine
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After being court-martialed by the Space Legion for ordering the strafing of a treaty-signing ceremony, multimillionaire Willard Phule receives his punishment: He must command the misfit Omega Company on Haskin's Planet, a mining settlement on the edge of settled space. At his duty station, he leverages his personal money and a knack for managing people to get the company to come together as a unit.
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Entitled know-it-all steamrolls misfit crew
- By 🔥 Phx17 🔥 on 11-09-21
By: Robert Asprin
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Another Fine Myth
- Myth Adventures, Book 1
- By: Robert Asprin
- Narrated by: Noah Michael Levine
- Length: 5 hrs and 47 mins
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Skeeve is a magician’s apprentice (and a wanna-be thief) until an assassin’s bolt kills his master, Garkin. Along with Aahz, the green-scaled, purple-tongued demon and master magician summoned by Garkin, he sets out on a quest to get even. The road to vengeance is bound to prove rocky, however, because Skeeve can barely light a candle with his beginning magic, and Aahz has lost his own considerable magical abilities as a consequence of Garkin’s summoning spell.
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Funnier in print
- By Kimberly Mason on 07-09-22
By: Robert Asprin
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Sweet Myth-Tery of Life
- By: Robert Asprin
- Narrated by: Noah Michael Levine
- Length: 5 hrs and 22 mins
- Unabridged
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Skeeve is a powerful magician, and he always means well...but he is more than a bit naive when it comes to romance. And suddenly, he’s drowning in a sea of romance! There’s Bunny, the brilliant mob moll, Cassandra, the friendly neighborhood vampire night-club queen...and of course, there’s the sexy but dangerously twisted Queen Hemlock. Only one of his nubile suitors can assure his future - and maybe even keep him alive.
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Amazing reader
- By A Bomb on 10-27-24
By: Robert Asprin
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Myth-Gotten Gains
- By: Jody Lynn Nye, Robert Asprin
- Narrated by: Noah Michael Levine
- Length: 9 hrs and 57 mins
- Unabridged
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Overall
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Performance
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Story
Aahz discovers that the shabby-looking sword he bought at a flea market in a remote dimension is Ersatz, leader of the Golden Hoard, a fabled collection of powerful magical treasures that can turn any ordinary being into a hero. They go in search of the other members of the Hoard, only to find that they're not the only ones looking. A dancer named Calypsa, working with Aahz's old friend Tananda, is seeking to collect them to free her grandfather from the dreaded wizard Barrik.
By: Jody Lynn Nye, and others
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Dune: House Atreides: House Trilogy, Book 1
- By: Brian Herbert, Kevin J. Anderson
- Narrated by: Scott Brick
- Length: 26 hrs and 26 mins
- Unabridged
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Capturing all the complexity and grand themes of the original, this prequel to the Dune series weaves a new tapestry of betrayal, passion, and destiny into a saga that expands the tale written by Frank Herbert more than 30 years ago.
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Maybe better than original Audible production.
- By Robert on 04-25-13
By: Brian Herbert, and others
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The Magic Engineer
- Saga of Recluce Series, Book 3
- By: L. E. Modesitt Jr.
- Narrated by: Kirby Heyborne
- Length: 24 hrs and 28 mins
- Unabridged
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The chronicles of the magical island of Recluce continue as young Dorrin, fascinated by forbidden science, goes into exile in the lands of Chaos, where he unwillingly invents devices of war to save his land from the evil Chaos wizards.
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Ok, but basically a copy of the other books
- By Cliff on 12-18-13
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- Karl Hombaker
- 09-25-21
didn't Phule me!
as expected from Mr Aspirin, witty, light, and entertaining! a fast paced scifi / comedy. I highly recommend the series to anyone that enjoys this genre.
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- Brad
- 07-13-21
this is definitely freaky like Friday
so it's a really good book it focuses a lot more on the Omega mob as a whole rather than Captain phule but it is a little slow and hard to get into in my opinion at certain points . it's still really good and really funny especially towards the end when everything wraps up in a way that gives certain people I'm not going to mention any names( General blitzkrieg) their comeuppance for being total d-bags
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- N. J. Simicich
- 02-14-19
Classic story marred by jarring performance
I hate it when the performer mispronounces words. Perhaps the most jarring was the repeated mispronunciation of adjutant. There were others, several others. Every time it was done, I was ripped out of the story and brought back to the quality of the reading. Isn't there an editor who listens to these things? I checked a couple of major dictionary sites, the guy just read the words and guessed, albeit poorly, at the pronunciation of the words, and no one corrected him. Bah!
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- Wambutu
- 12-20-21
solid scifi from decades ago.
a simple story with no real consequences. but a lot of fun. if you want a story to simply enjoy without much thought, go for it. but it's funny to realize how much of the coming info revolution the author missed. I'm sure I'll do no better though. time makes liars or saints of us all.
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- Tony
- 09-16-24
Still Lots of Fun
I’m guessing that if you are looking at this book, you’ve enjoyed the previous books in the series. If so, this one continues the silly entertainment that the others bring.
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- Lucifer Doherty
- 07-12-22
Humour
I love these. Light read. Laughs. Aliens. Robots. Army intelligence. What could go wrong?
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- crippsje
- 03-02-24
Loads of Fun
Just more fun but be shore to look twice or you will find yourself in over your head.
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- Scott Tobey
- 01-23-18
Just plain fun
This has been such a fun series. I would recommend this series to everyone. I can’t wait for the next book to be released. The only problem is that I finish a book in just one day.
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- SPS
- 08-10-21
fun
good, fun story that moves at a satisfactory pace. narrator kept the characters straight via their distinctive voices if not their appearance. lol
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- Kindle Customer
- 03-25-24
Love the voices
The reader does such a great job with the different voices, keeps pace really well. Good inflections when characters are feeling things.
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