
Pineapple Beach House: A Pineapple Port Mystery
Pineapple Port Mysteries, Book 5
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Rosemary Benson
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Amy Vansant
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When the Pineapple Port crew packs up a snake-bus and head to North Carolina for a vacation, the Outer Banks will never be the same....
Wall Street Journal and USA TODAY best-selling author Amy Vansant packs up the Pineapple Port crew and sends them north in Book Five of the hilarious mystery series you won't believe!
The Pineapple Port crew takes a road trip to the Outer Banks, North Carolina, only to discover “body bits” in their vacation home. The nursing home next door is run by some suspicious characters, and one of their residents is missing. Hmm.... As the bits o' somebody pile up (and Mariska keeps them neat and safe in a butter dish), amateur sleuth Charlotte Morgan and her friends must solve the murder before a storm blows them all back to Florida!
The Pineapple Port Mystery Series is both sweet and wicked, and always hilarious! Fans of funny mysteries that remain real puzzles to the end will put the Pineapple Port series on their virtual shelves next to Janet Evanovich, Carl Hiaasen, and Jana DeLeon.
©2019 Amy Vansant (P)2019 Amy VansantListeners also enjoyed...
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Quirky characters and unusual crime
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cozy mystery
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A Humorous Mystery
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By: Amy Vansant
Narrated by: Rosemary Benson
This is an audible book I requested and the review is voluntary. This is the strangest mystery I have ever read/listened to! Lol! A group of friends go on vacation and at this house they end up finding a person's finger near the outside trash almost as soon as they get there. It just gets worse from then on! Who's bits are these?
A fun read with them trying to figure out what happened! Soon the neighbors are involved! It is a funny story despite a murder mystery story! 😁
Lots of surprises, a little suspense, heavily sprinkled with humor, great characters, and I love the added weird bits of the story such as their vehicle, and in the beginning of the book when they went to the wrong club!
The narration was terrific! Truly enjoyed this book!
A funny murder mystery!
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These books often have silly plots, but they’re fun to read. I enjoy the many older characters, they are all well over 55.
The reader has just the right style and tone for this series.
The reactions of the characters to finding body parts scattered through the house where they’re staying are not what I would expect from any group of adults. I accept the plots as they are, because the books are fun to listen to.
Fun Entry
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Witty, Wacky so darn good!
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Beach Vacations Will Never Be The Same
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Biting off More . . .
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A great listen
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Cute, funny mystery!
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