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Narrated by:
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Patrick Warburton
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Lemony Snicket
About this listen
A brand-new audiobook from the best-selling author of A Series of Unfortunate Events - a cautionary tale about his own demise.
For more than 20 years, Lemony Snicket has led millions of young listeners through a mysterious world of bewildering questions and unfortunate events. With this latest audiobook - a love letter to listeners young and old about the vagaries of real life - long-time fans and new listeners alike will experience Snicket's distinctive voice in a new way.
This true story - as true as Lemony Snicket himself - begins with a puzzling note under his door: you had poison for breakfast. Following a winding trail of clues to solve the mystery of his own demise, Snicket takes us on a thought-provoking tour of his predilections....
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Insightful and Entertaining
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my comfort listen
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Interesting, soothing voice
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Meh
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Cannot recommend this enough!!
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I loved every minute of the book.
Thought provoking
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or keep it simple and surprising.
give this book to a 10-year-old that you suspect may have a literary disposition.
or not.
a book for young and old
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Wow.Wow.Wow.
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So bewildering, & such a romp.
I couldn’t have liked it more!
A magical book
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it is not personally my style of book, but if you like interesting random thoughts it might be for you.
This is a book, but a rambling one.
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