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Chronicles the adventures and misadventures of Hiccup Horrendous Haddock III as he tries to pass the important initiation test of his Viking clan, the Tribe of the Hairy Hooligans, by catching and training a dragon.
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Yell Loudly.
- By Teresa on 08-06-14
By: Cressida Cowell
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The Weirdies
- By: Michael Buckley
- Narrated by: Kate Winslet
- Length: 1 hr and 43 mins
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If you’re a fan of A Series of Unfortunate Events, Edward Scissorhands, or the darkest bits of Roald Dahl, the Weirdie triplets - Barnacle, Garlic, and Melancholy - will feel like old friends. After being left behind when the entire estate of Deadeye Manor is packed up for a doomed vacation cruise, the triplets have to learn how to fend for themselves.
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Hysterical and dark!!!
- By Bookchick on 11-19-20
By: Michael Buckley
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Artemis Fowl Movie Tie-In Edition
- Artemis Fowl, Book 1
- By: Eoin Colfer
- Narrated by: Nathaniel Parker
- Length: 6 hrs and 6 mins
- Unabridged
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Twelve-year-old criminal mastermind Artemis Fowl has discovered a world below ground of armed and dangerous—and extremely high-tech—fairies. He kidnaps one of them, Holly Short, and holds her for ransom in an effort to restore his family's fortune. But he may have underestimated the fairies' powers. Is he about to trigger a cross-species war?
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EXCELLENT
- By Jean on 11-30-05
By: Eoin Colfer
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And Then? And Then? What Else?
- By: Daniel Handler
- Narrated by: Michael Crouch
- Length: 6 hrs and 7 mins
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Writing as Lemony Snicket, Daniel Handler has led several generations of young readers into that special and curious space of being hopelessly lost, and joyfully finding yourself, in the essential strangeness of literature. The wondrous and perilous journey of the Baudelaire orphans sprung from the author’s own path, from his childhood discovery of Baudelaire’s poetry through the countless peculiarities of his pursuit of a literary life—abject failure and startling success, breakthrough and breakdown, concordance and controversy—lit along the way by the books and culture he loved best.
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Insightful and Delightful
- By Cynthia Bazinet on 06-20-24
By: Daniel Handler
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The Fairy-Tale Detectives
- The Sisters Grimm
- By: Michael Buckley
- Narrated by: L. J. Ganser
- Length: 6 hrs and 9 mins
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The recently orphaned Sisters Grimm find out from their Granny, who they thought was dead, that they're descendents of the legendary Brothers Grimm. Now they must take over the family responsibility of being fairy tale detectives in a town where fairy tales are real. Their first case: a giant is destroying the town and it may have something to do with a boy named Jack and a certain famous beanstalk.
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GIANTS ARE REALLY STINKY
- By Jim "The Impatient" on 10-18-17
By: Michael Buckley
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The Ramona Quimby Audio Collection
- By: Beverly Cleary, Tracy Dockray
- Narrated by: Stockard Channing
- Length: 18 hrs and 56 mins
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Meet Ramona. She lives on Klickitat Street with her mother, father and big sister, Beezus. She’s not afraid of anything and is always up to something. And that’s just the beginning…. In this audio collection, join Ramona, one of Beverly Cleary’s most beloved characters, on all her wacky adventures!
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Ramona's Table of Contents
- By Amazon Buyer on 11-10-16
By: Beverly Cleary, and others
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Peter Pan in Kensington Gardens & Peter and Wendy
- By: J. M. Barrie
- Narrated by: Steven Crossley
- Length: 7 hrs and 55 mins
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When Peter Pan and his fairy companion, Tinker Bell, fly in through the window of Wendy's nursery one night, it is the beginning of an adventure that whisks Wendy and her brothers, Michael and John, off to Neverland. There, they will find mermaids, fairies, pirates led by the sinister Captain Hook, and the crocodile who bit off his leg - and still pursues him in hope of the rest!
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amazing
- By Tori on 07-05-18
By: J. M. Barrie
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Timeless Tales for Kids
- By: E. Nesbit, Charles Dickens, Lewis Carroll, and others
- Narrated by: Alistair McGowan, Olivia Colman, Bill Nighy, and others
- Length: 10 hrs and 16 mins
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Timeless Tales for Kids is an enchanting compilation of children's classic stories read by an all-star cast. Olivia Colman reads E. Nesbit's classic novel The Railway Children, a masterpiece in children's fiction wonderfully evoking a bygone age, packed with fun, excitement and adventure. Bill Nighy reads a much-loved children's classic, The Wonderful Wizard of Oz, which continues to delight young and old with its enchanting tale of witches, flying monkeys and magical shoes.
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Classics
- By Mom of 2 on 12-15-24
By: E. Nesbit, and others
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The Witches
- By: Roald Dahl
- Narrated by: Miranda Richardson
- Length: 4 hrs and 28 mins
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This is not a fairy tale. This is about real witches. Grandmamma loves to tell about witches. Real witches are the most dangerous of all living creatures on Earth. There's nothing they hate so much as children, and they work all kinds of terrifying spells to get rid of them. Her grandson listens closely to Grandmamma's stories - but nothing can prepare him for the day he comes face-to-face with The Grand High Witch herself!
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Don't listen in the car
- By Elicia on 08-14-16
By: Roald Dahl
What listeners say about The Bad Beginning, A Multi-Voice Recording
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- Lois
- 04-23-18
Why ruin a good narration?
I came back to this book having listened to it as a child and loving it and was hugely disappointed to find that they had drowned out Tim Curry’s wonderful narration with a bunch of unnecessary and LOUD sound effects. They also replaced a lot of Curry’s narration with other actors-if I want the Netflix version I am perfectly capable of watching the Netflix series. I would have liked to have the option of buying the original version of this audiobook as it was really wonderful.
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- cheryl
- 02-21-17
Great beginning to great series!
I really loved this book! I found it interesting without being confusing! I would NOT recommend reading this at night, You may feel like Count Olff is coming behind you! Mildly scary so Take that in consideration. It's one flaw, so much words to be defined, which is great, but gets a bit boring, then you get used to it s you go on! Overall, it's a great next series after things like Harry Potter, (Please read ) And Percy Jackson and Heroes of Olympus, (Again, really great books) If you are wondering about more, check out common sense media, but make sure it's the book not movie or tv show which are a bit more intense!
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- dlloyd
- 05-08-12
Wonderful Story and Awesome narrative performances
Would you listen to The Bad Beginning, A Multi-Voice Recording again? Why?
Yes, many times - it was amazing
Was this a book you wanted to listen to all in one sitting?
yep
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It was a really great listen - we listened to this book all the way from GA to CO and were never bored - just sorry when it ended and really sorry to hear that the second Lemony Snickets is unavailable in to audible listeners. Hope that changes soon - we'd love to hear it.
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- Nancy Thompson
- 12-07-16
A fun recording worth the extra price
We really enjoyed this recording with multiple voices and background noises to infer what was happening.
Loved it! Worth every cent.
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- Holly
- 07-08-11
Great children's novel
This is one of the best children's novels I have "read" in a long time. It is also the audiobook best audio book I have ever listened to. Having a full cast made it feel like an old radio show. It was wonderful.
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- Kindle Customer
- 07-16-17
great performance
i thought the readers were excellent and the music was perfect. kept our little ones on the edge of their seats.
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- bebe
- 05-20-17
If not for bad luck, would have no luck at all
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Cute little book. These children do have a very bad beginning of a most unfortunate life. There is a great deal of interesting action and people but nothing good happens at all to anyone - intentionally. However it is an entertaining book, kept my interest and was fun to hear. Usually sound effects put me off, but I did not mind them so much in this book. The narrator was very good and his style suit this book.
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- Matt
- 04-17-17
A Terribly Good Awful Story
A classic, to be sure! well produced and preformed! An awful story of you have a heart at all, but in the best way!
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- George Johnson
- 07-24-20
litle anoying
the childrens voices where kinda out of place and there was a part where the the baby was crying in the backround and that was kinda anoying.
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- Lindsey Menschik
- 07-17-19
Fun story
This book was fun and kind of dark. I loved it. The narration lead by the great Tim Curry is on point!
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