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Ready for Absolutely Nothing

By: Susannah Constantine
Narrated by: Susannah Constantine
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Susannah Constantine, our loved style guru and one half of the outrageously popular television programme What Not to Wear, spent her youth entangled in glitz and glamour. Susannah's very first memoir is filled to the brim with scandalous stories, jaw-dropping royal relationships and star-studded encounters from pop stars to the fashion greats. But beneath it all is a woman who is still getting to know herself, even after falling in love at first sight, presenting one of the most monumental television programmes ever and having Princess Margaret as a second mother figure.

Uncertain of her future, unsure of how to cope with her own mother's tragic battle with bipolar disorder and becoming a mother herself, Susannah is on a journey of discovery, and her memoir tells you her greatest loves and lessons, bound together with disarming honesty and beguiling humour.

©2022 Susannah Constantine (P)2022 Penguin Audio
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Raw, honest, and interesting

Enjoyed the memoir and the inside "snooping" in the lives of so many famous and infamous character. Well performed.

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Ready for absolutely nothing.

Easy listening. Humane treatment of deep issues. Riveting! Peeks into a world other than my own!

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Interesting life

I very much enjoyed listen to Susan tell her story, hadn’t realised what an interesting life she has had!

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Brilliant - funny and candid, an insight into another world

Brilliantly entertaining and perfectly narrated. What a life. I knew Susannah Constantine from What Not to Wear but she is so much more than that. Funny and completely candid this is a fascinating listen and a voyeuristic window into life as an upper class child who dated royalty and grows up to become an ‘it’ girl, a career woman, a mother and, finally, a recovering alcoholic reflecting on her life.

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