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James Patrick Cronin
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Amy Fecteau
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After his disownment, Matheus finds himself more confused than ever. He lashes out, losing Quin, the one constant presence in his new life. Alone, penniless, and clueless, Matheus is forced to carve out a new (un)life, amid the chaos of a hidden war. Friends and enemies, old and new, appear with secrets, betrayals, and a surprising revelations.
Matheus will need all the help he can get, because he isn’t the only making new alliances. His father, insane and desperate, joins with Appollonia Parker, one of the creatures he’d sworn to annihilate. Appollonia doesn’t take being crossed lightly, and she sets out to exterminate Matheus and his newfound family.
Matheus must risk it all to protect his loved ones, and save Quin, one way or another...
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Fed up with her wild behavior, 16-year-old Lex’s parents ship her off to upstate New York to live with her Uncle Mort for the summer, hoping that a few months of dirty farm work will whip her back into shape. But Uncle Mort’s true occupation is much dirtier than shoveling manure. He’s a Grim Reaper. And he’s going to teach Lex the family business. She quickly assimilates into the peculiar world of Croak, a town populated by reapers who deliver souls from this life to the next.
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- By Mark Faine on 09-23-13
By: Gina Damico
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Still
- Still Series, Book 1
- By: Camilla Monk
- Narrated by: Amy McFadden
- Length: 9 hrs and 57 mins
- Unabridged
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It always started like this, a pulse inside me, like a warning before the tide surged, roared... and froze everything. Twenty-year old Emma just landed in Rome, to find the father who walked out of her life more than a decade ago and was too busy eating pizza to call. Traveling with her is a secret she's carried alone since childhood: sometimes, around her, time stops. People and cars freeze, rain hangs still in the air and there's only her left in the silence. To make things worse, instead of her dad, Em runs into a past she'd rather forget in the person of Lily, her stepsister.
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Camilla Monk & Amy McFadden - the dynamic duo!
- By Bethany on 07-03-18
By: Camilla Monk
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Insidious
- The Marked Mage Chronicles, Book 1
- By: Victoria Evers
- Narrated by: Jennifer O'Donnell
- Length: 14 hrs and 8 mins
- Unabridged
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Since moving to Mystic Harbor, Maine, I've made it my life's mission to avoid Reese Blackburn at all costs. Sure, he has cheekbones that could cut glass, not to mention bedroom eyes that could melt any girl into a puddle on the floor. Too bad that doesn't change the fact he's completely stab-worthy. When a fun night out on the town turns deadly, I quickly discover the quaint little hamlet of Mystic Harbor houses more than sandy beaches and adorable B&Bs. Beneath the New England charm rests a world where shifters, demons, vampires, and angelic hunters all vie for power.
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Awesome series start!!
- By Leyla on 10-24-17
By: Victoria Evers
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Blackwood
- By: Celia Aaron
- Narrated by: Erin Mallon
- Length: 6 hrs and 37 mins
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I dig. It's what I do. I'll literally use a shovel to answer a question. Some answers, though, have been buried too deep for too long. But I'll find those, too. And I know where to dig - the Blackwood Estate on the edge of the Mississippi Delta. Garrett Blackwood is the only thing standing between me and the truth. A broken man - one with desires that dance in the darkest part of my soul - he's either my savior or my enemy. I'll dig until I find all his secrets. Then I'll run so he never finds mine. The only problem? He likes it when I run.
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✫✫ 5 Stars ✫✫ (not dual narration)
- By ❤️Cyndi Marie❤️🎧Audiobook Addicts🎧 on 12-01-17
By: Celia Aaron
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Stars & Stripes
- By: Abigail Roux
- Narrated by: J. F. Harding
- Length: 10 hrs and 18 mins
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Special Agents Ty Grady and Zane Garrett have managed the impossible: a few months of peace and quiet. After nearly a year of personal and professional turmoil, they're living together conflict free, work is going smoothly, and they're both happy, healthy, and home every night before dark. But anyone who knows them knows that can't possibly last.
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Going Home Isn't Easy- Humorous & Passionate Susp.
- By Sophia Rose on 12-17-15
By: Abigail Roux
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Bitten
- The Otherworld Series, Book 1
- By: Kelley Armstrong
- Narrated by: Aasne Vigesaa
- Length: 12 hrs and 54 mins
- Unabridged
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Elena Michaels is the world’s only female werewolf. And she’s tired of it. Tired of a life spent hiding and protecting, a life where her most important job is hunting down rogue werewolves. Tired of a world that not only accepts the worst in her–her temper, her violence—but requires it. Worst of all, she realizes she’s growing content with that life, with being that person.
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Definitely written in the 2000s
- By Kathy Kuwano on 07-16-22
By: Kelley Armstrong
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Paradox Lost
- By: Libby Drew
- Narrated by: Dorian Greyhound
- Length: 9 hrs and 5 mins
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Time-travel tour guide Reegan McNamara's job-taking eager tourists to whenever they want to go-is usually a breeze. A trip back to 2020 to watch a world-changing speech seems no different, until a woman runs away from his tour group before the jump home. Now her tycoon husband is demanding her safe return-or Reegan will lose more than just his job.
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Insta-like with action and not much of a point
- By Tom(C) on 08-01-16
By: Libby Drew
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Sterling
- Mageri, Book 1
- By: Dannika Dark
- Narrated by: Nicole Poole
- Length: 9 hrs and 59 mins
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Zoë Merrick lived an ordinary life until late one night, she was brutally attacked and left for dead. She survived, saved by a stranger who witnessed her undergo a physical transformation. That's not the only thing that's different. Zoë is unable to control an unexplainable energy coursing through her body. Justus De Gradi is a man who can teach her that control. He's handsome, arrogant, and not entirely human. He reveals that she is a Mage - an immortal made of light, not magic. She must now make a choice: Rebuild her life in the human world with the man who saved her, or live with Justus and learn how to use her extraordinary gifts. Justus has sworn an oath to protect her life, but can he guard her from the one man who has a right to claim it?
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Not as good as her other books in this world
- By Kayla on 10-07-17
By: Dannika Dark
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The New Hunger
- A Warm Bodies Novella
- By: Isaac Marion
- Narrated by: Candace Thaxton
- Length: 3 hrs and 23 mins
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The end of the world didn't happen overnight. After years of war, societal breakdown, freak storms, and rising tides, humanity already hovered near the edge. Then came the most unexpected threat of all: the world's corpses rising up to deliver the final blow.
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Not worth more than $1.00 or so
- By cristina on 11-20-15
By: Isaac Marion
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Gifted Thief
- Highland Magic Series, Book 1
- By: Helen Harper
- Narrated by: Saskia Maarleveld
- Length: 8 hrs and 17 mins
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Since the moment I was ripped from my mother's womb, I've been an outcast among my own kind. The Sidhe might possess magical Gifts, unbelievable wealth, and unfathomable power, but I don't want a thing to do with them. I ran away from their lands in the Highlands of Scotland when I was 11 years old, and I've never looked back. I don't need a clan. I've got my own family of highly skilled thieves who mean more to me than any Sidhe ever could.
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This should listed in YA or Teens.
- By Tracy T on 04-05-17
By: Helen Harper
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The Last Sun
- By: K. D. Edwards
- Narrated by: Josh Hurley
- Length: 13 hrs and 18 mins
- Unabridged
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Rune Saint John, the last child of the fallen Sun Court, is hired to search for Lady Judgment's missing son, Addam, on New Atlantis, the island city where the Atlanteans moved after ordinary humans destroyed their original home. With his companion and bodyguard, Brand, he questions Addam's relatives and business contacts through the highest ranks of the nobles of New Atlantis. But as they investigate, they uncover more than a missing man: a legendary creature connected to the secret of the massacre of Rune's Court.
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Holy shit that was so good!!!
- By SMC on 10-12-18
By: K. D. Edwards
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- KK
- 05-31-20
Fun Fun Fun
This series is a lot of fun. Matheus is a funny character, a new vampire trying to figure this all out. Instead he keeps getting captured or in other trouble. Oh and he's also trying to take down his father who captures and tortures Vamps. Separated from Quinn, it's not as easy as he thought. The dialogue is funny, and James Patrick Cronin's delivery is so great, he really captures all the wit and sarcasm of this character. His portrayal of the other characters is very entertaining as well. If you like Vampire stories, and some comedy, this is for you.
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- Wild Pig
- 01-22-16
You did it again!
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I just wanted somebody to slap the crap out of Mathis over and over many times but you manage to have him (and the followers) slap himself properly and man up. You added such wonderful humor to this book, Joan has become one my favorite side characters, and Freddy showing up made me shiva' with anticipation, and the cliff hanger at the end only makes for anticipation of the next more delicious. I like the way you are handling the gay sex too...not too much, but just enough. James, narration was superb again. Listener, I say get it if you liked the first one, and get ready to giggle and at times hang on to the edge of your seat...this series has to be heard in order. It is definitely not a stand alone by book series. Worth it if you like something different about vampires.
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- Andrew
- 07-18-18
interesting story line 😎
I found the book well written. However the narrator's voice was , I felt not right fo7this reading. I still enjoyed the ebook altogether.
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- ALLIE
- 03-04-15
James Patrick Cronin is fabulous as the narrator!
Story line is great but the narrator makes it shine!
Keep 'me coming Ms. Fecteau and Mr. Cronin! Hope it won't be 1 year. *winks*
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- emmad2013
- 05-18-17
Compelling characters, comedy & drama
The narration and inner monologue of our main character is funny and fascinating. All of the characters are uniquely written and the reader does a good job of distinguishing them with his voice and cadence.
There is an element of mistery to the characters that holds you as much as the main story. I want to learn more about the characters and see where the story takes them.
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- Tommy J Baker Jr
- 04-09-16
Great Great Great
Where does Real Vampires Do It in the Dark rank among all the audiobooks you’ve listened to so far?
Second only to the first in the series.
Who was your favorite character and why?
Matheus because of his sarcastic humorous wit.
Which character – as performed by James Patrick Cronin – was your favorite?
Matheus, and it is very important that James Patrick Cronin continues to narrate the series. He is fantastic.
If you were to make a film of this book, what would the tag line be?
The most exciting, sarcastically witty and suspenseful vampire movie ever!
Any additional comments?
James Patrick Cronin makes every character come to life in this great series by Amy Fecteau. A great read and a fantastic listen.
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- N Florida
- 08-16-19
Good follow up to first book
I love these books, I've listen to them twice now and will keep them in my to be listened to list. Vampires that are snarky, funny and the things that go bump in the night.
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- E. lacoste
- 03-15-16
great story telling
not to fast, got a good sense of the characters, lots of humor overall good story telling.
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- Tom(C)
- 08-15-16
This sequel highly exceeds the original book
Pacing is goodand there is a plot. There are a great number of ancillary characters and supporting characters which give the story much more width in filling out the world the main characters are living in. I don't like intimate sex because in reading M/M books because it gets to be boring with constant repetition. In this book the sex takes place out of view of the reader for which I was extremely grateful. If you like werewolves, succubi, and above all vampires this is great series.
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- Eric
- 11-13-18
definitely worth it
I loved the book, especially the main character with his personality making everything a little more entertaining.🤣
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