
SOS Hotel: For a Supernaturally Safe Stay!
SOS Hotel, Book 1
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Narrated by:
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Michael Lesley
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By:
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Adam Vex
About this listen
Guaranteed a supernaturally safe stay! (Definitely no murders.)
A scandalous ex-porn star demon and a morally shady billionaire vampire walk into a bar…
But this is no joke. It's opening day at the SOS Hotel and that lust demon? He's my business partner. I know. What was I thinking? The sexy, suave vampire, however? He's something else…
Creating a sanctuary for the supernaturals left here when the tear in the veil sealed was always going to be difficult, but it's all I have, and I'm going to make it work. Despite the murders, the missing humans, and the psychotic real estate mogul who wants to bulldoze the hotel…
The SOS Hotel must thrive whatever the cost. Because if it fails, I'll lose everything. Including my life.
My name is Adam. I'm just the boring human who works here, and I absolutely, definitely do not have any secrets.
Welcome to the SOS Hotel. What can possibly go wrong?
SOS Hotel is a whacky MMM adventure about a vampire lord, an ex-porn-star demon, and a boring human who absolutely does not have any secrets. Dark humor and explicit language abound. For mature listeners.
Contains two bonus chapters from book two.
©2024 Ariana Nash writing as Adam Vex (P)2024 Podium AudioListeners also enjoyed...
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it did a good job keep me listening but disappointed at the ending
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- 12-01-24
Really Fun
Delightful world our excessive atmospheric hydro fluorocarbons have created by opening a rift between worlds. Resulting not in exposure to deathly ultraviolet radiation but to an influx of paranormal/supernatural beings, called “Lost Ones”. The SOS Hotel is the dream child of Adam and his partner Zodiac, where they plan to provide a safe hotel haven for all species who want to stay. It’s really a delightfully fun adventure with wonderfully unique characters. I just spent a credit pre-ordering the next book in the series. Feeling a bit sad it’s only 4 plus hours long😟
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- Kindle Customer
- 02-10-25
Fun book
The story is fun and the narration is fantastic. I can't wait for the next book in the series
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- JW
- 11-26-24
Awesome! 👌🏻
This book is cool. There's a hot mysterious MC and two sexy/dangerous love interests. It's funny and there's never a dull moment. It's really short. I wasn't ready for it to end. I loved it and I can't wait to read the next book!
I see that the audiobook will be available soon, and I'm excited to get to listen to this book when it comes out!! ❤️
Edit: I'm on chapter 5 of the audiobook and I'm loving it so much! Michael Lesley is fantastic! I love how he voices Zee so perfectly.
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- Anna
- 12-27-24
MICHAEL LESLEY!!!!!!!
The narration…mwahh chefs kiss as expected from the legendary Michael Lesley. Honestly just the fact that he was the narrator had me buying. The book itself….damn it was good. Funny, addictive, and hella interesting. Damn this book is expensive but you better bet it’s so worth it. Found a new author to love.
5.0 / 🎤🎤🎤🎤🎤
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- Soippo
- 11-22-24
I’m intrigued
A bit short, kind of like an introduction to a series. But the characters and the whole concept were interesting, and I will definitely listen to the next book when it releases. Michael Lesley’s performance was excellent as always.
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- Molly Otto
- 11-20-24
just all the yes
Okay let's start by saying love these books they are just plain out fun! Now pair them with the brilliance of Michael Lesley narrating and wow you are in for a treat! the characters are even more brillant with Michael's spin on them, the world even more chaos gremains at its finest. So dang happy the author decided to take the plunge and have these brought to audio!
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- matthew c peterson
- 01-08-25
I would like to make a reservation, please
I cannot tell you how much I enjoyed this book! The characters were very charming, it was very well written, had comedy, a tad bit of romance, and all kinds of excitement! I definitely cannot wait to read the rest of the books in this series! I absolutely wish the SOS hotel was real, I would love to make a reservation and stay there! Adam, you are my hero!
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