
Santa's Helper Bytes the Dust
Beach City Cozy Mysteries: Patsy, Book Two
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Patricia Garret (a.k.a. Pat) and Shirley Martinez are walking their dogs at a park in Beach City, California, when they discover a body. It’s a Santa’s helper from the outdoor shopping mall. Pat’s detective son, Byron, warns the two sleuths to stay out of the investigation, but when the victim turns out to be the boyfriend of Abi, Pat’s niece, they feel they must conduct their own research. As the list of possible motives grows along with the potential suspects, will they find the murderer before anyone else gets hurt...or worse?
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- Carey Sabala
- 05-21-22
Quickie
Cute quickie cozy mystery with colorful characters and Xmas adventures. pick it up for a quick listen
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- Ellen Oceanside
- 10-30-21
Cute Story
Two women walking in the park, finding a body, and knew of person dating him.
Revolves around a computer game and flash drive which they didn’t know anything
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- Kindle Customer
- 10-14-22
very good
Loved it !! this story. the narrator is so fantastic it's like your really there!! good overall
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- Danny Harr
- 01-20-25
SANTA'S HELPER
This is a good short mystery in the Beach city cozy mystery. Shirley and Pat gets involved in a murder mystery after they have been warned to mind there own business. I like Pat and Shirley. There fun to listen to. I'll listen to more of them. Giselle Lumas did a good job narrating this book. She also wrote it.
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