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Narrated by:
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Jordan Scherer
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Savy Leiser
About this listen
Lipomorph is a drug that lets you sculpt yourself. It's how so many female celebrities in the mid-2010s remained so thin while having such large butts. It loosens up the fat in your body, allowing you to choose your proportions. And it's just been legalized for sale in Chicago.
Amber is a 24-year-old tech support worker by day, gay feminist blogger (and bad-sitcom aficionado) by night. She's been vocal about her disapproval of Lipomorph from the beginning, seeing it as another tool to reinforce patriarchal beauty standards; but as Lipomorph becomes more common, Amber's dissenting voice starts to matter less and less.
Judie is Amber's younger sister and seemingly her complete opposite: She loves pop music, pretty latte art, and dating men. After struggling with hating her body for most of her life, Judie has become borderline reliant on Lipomorph for self-confidence, much to Amber's dismay.
Kelly is an artist currently working for the marketing firm on the floor above Amber's office. She's whip-smart, proudly bisexual, and strikingly beautiful...and she's the woman Amber's fallen in love with.
Told from these three women's points of view, Sculpt Yourself tackles body image, LGBT+ topics, and what it means to be a feminist in the 21st century.
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- Collin
- 09-16-21
Kurt Vonnegut is my favorite author
Weird title, sure, but the thing I love about the mentioned author is that I can never really explain, simply, what one of their books is about.
And Savy Leiser, though this is my first listen of her work (outside of youtube), gives me that feeling. It's complex and intricate and nuanced but also feels effortless. I know there was lots of thought put into the execution (by the writer and the performer) so please don't think I'm calling it fluff. It's just amazing that for 90% of the story, I had no idea what was going to come next and still stayed engaged the entire time.
I look forward to reading/listening to more of her work. If you're looking for a fine mix of social commentary and the expression of human emotion, this is definitely a title to include in your library.
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- Prime/student 2017
- 05-26-20
Cute! Fun escape from the stuff going on around
I heard about this book from one of her YouTube channels. I thought she was clever as hell (Amber voice). I freaking loved her online intro. I picked this book up on audible with the full expectation Savy would not disappoint. She did not. The characters were relatable and charming. I loved her character development and foreshadowing. This girl is talented and exactly what you need in your life.
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- Tan
- 07-03-21
a thought provoking story
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The author does a really great job of exploring the numerous issues the story raises in a nuanced and thoughtful way. What may seem black and white at first often isn't, and as the story goes along, we get to see some of the more difficult issues tackled about how society often tells women what they should be and then tries to shame them for not meeting expectations or for taking back their own power in those situations. I really appreciated all the discussion points raised. If you enjoy seeing feminist and LGBTQ issues explored in stories, Sculpt Yourself is a great book to pick up.
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- Ella
- 04-17-20
Lesbians and Body Image
This title had a wonderful narrator and an interesting sci fi idea. I had some problems with the pacing of the novel but overall I liked it.
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