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Claire is a 20-something, single mom who grudgingly helps her best friend sell sex toys while she attempts to make enough money to start her own business to give her foul-mouthed, but extremely loveable (when he's asleep) toddler a better life.
When Carter, the one-night-stand from her past that changed her life forever, shows up in her hometown bar without any recollection of her besides her unique chocolate scent, Claire will make it a point that he remembers her this time.
With Carter's undisguised shock at suddenly finding out he has a four-year-old son and Claire's panic that her stretch marks and slim-to-none bedroom experience will send the man of her dreams heading for the hills, the pair will do whatever they can to get their happily ever after.
Warning: Contains explicit sex, profanity, and enough sarcasm to choke a horse.
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- By Susan C. Vallese on 07-02-18
By: K. L. Grayson
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One More Shot
- Hometown Players Series #1
- By: Victoria Denault
- Narrated by: Mason Lloyd, Jillian Macie
- Length: 9 hrs and 15 mins
- Unabridged
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Drafted by the NHL at 18, Jordan Garrison was headed for fame, and there was only one person he wanted to share it with - Jessie Caplan. He was crazy in love with her and had finally told her so. They shared an amazing night...and then everything fell apart. Jessie tries not to think about the night she gave herself to Jordan - or how he broke her heart. She tries not to think about it, but she does. Especially now, when she's staring into his sky-blue eyes for the first time in six years.
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DNF
- By Cari Ann on 04-30-20
By: Victoria Denault
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Friction
- By: L.D. Davis
- Narrated by: Teddy Hamilton, Christian Fox, Samantha Prescott
- Length: 9 hrs and 46 mins
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Noa was trampled and nearly killed by hundreds of horny female fans at a concert of a band she didn't even like, but Alden, the bad boy lead singer of the band, saved her from the trampling tramps. Alden is used to getting what he wants, especially women, but Noa can't stand the cocky, pelvic thrusting rock star.
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Couldn't Finish
- By LW on 07-29-16
By: L.D. Davis
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Draw
- Gentry Boys #1
- By: Cora Brent
- Narrated by: Stephanie Rose, Soren Gray
- Length: 8 hrs and 25 mins
- Unabridged
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I don't even know if love is real. After running from the bastard who brutalized me, I limped back to Arizona, choosing a vibrant college town in the hopes of starting over. I never expected to find him there. Cord Gentry. He and his brothers were tough, lusty forces of nature I'd known since childhood. Years ago Cord seduced me as a sick game. I've hated him ever since. Now here he is again, a man who beats other men bloody for money.
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Let’s hear it for the (Gentry) boyz!
- By Lisa on 04-14-19
By: Cora Brent
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Stripped from You
- By: M. Never
- Narrated by: Brooke Bloomingdale, Jacob Morgan
- Length: 7 hrs and 6 mins
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"It doesn't matter how many women touch this body, only one woman has ever touched this soul." Ryan Pierce doesn’t come from much, doesn’t ask for much, and doesn’t expect much. And he's come to accept that, until, Alana Remington. Alana is the girl who struck the match that lit his world on fire. Who made him believe that just because you have nothing, doesn't mean you are nothing. And he loves her fiercely for it. But, just because you come together, doesn’t mean you stay together. One fateful decision rips Ryan and Alana apart and neither of them are ever the same again.
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So very awesome!!! Yes, yes, yes
- By Captivated Listener!! on 10-27-18
By: M. Never
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Things Good Girls Don't Do
- Rock Canyon, Book 1
- By: Codi Gary
- Narrated by: Nina Alvamar
- Length: 7 hrs and 56 mins
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For Katie Conners, being a good girl just isn't worth it anymore. It used to mean getting the life she always wanted. But that was before she got dumped and her ex got engaged to his rebound. So, after a bad day and one too many mojitos, Katie starts making a list of things a girl like her would never do, not in a million years....
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Good Girls Don't Need to Be Rescued
- By Rusty on 10-30-16
By: Codi Gary
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Friend-Zoned
- By: Belle Aurora
- Narrated by: Eleanor Gwyn, Douglas Berger
- Length: 12 hrs and 6 mins
- Unabridged
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Nikolai Leokov never thought he'd fall in love with the only girl he's ever befriended. Valentina Tomic has issues with commitment after the ultimate betrayal. When Tina decides to make broody Nik's day better, she never thought she would end up friends with the hard man. Nik has never had a woman be so affectionate to him without expecting something in return.
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Highly disappointing!
- By Wen on 06-04-15
By: Belle Aurora
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Trying Not to Love You
- The Love Series, Book One
- By: Megan Smith
- Narrated by: Jessica Almasy
- Length: 6 hrs and 12 mins
- Unabridged
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MacKenzie Cahill has dealt with overbearing and overprotective brothers her entire life, making it near impossible to enjoy her teenage years. Having a boyfriend was practically impossible until she met a guy that wasn't afraid to stand up to them - Dominic. He was sweet, thoughtful, and everything MacKenzie ever wanted in a man. But when they go away to college at Old Dominion University, MacKenzie sees a whole new side of Dominic and begins to wonder if he really is different from every other guy.
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Childish
- By Amazon Customer on 08-27-20
By: Megan Smith
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Unconditional Love
- By: Kelly Elliott
- Narrated by: Savannah Peachwood, Eric Michael Summerer
- Length: 11 hrs and 39 mins
- Unabridged
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Lark Williams leads a fast-paced life, always on the edge of danger. Running from his past and fighting to keep his present life a secret, he keeps his heart out of reach from love. The walls he built around himself come crumbling down when he meets Azurdee Emerson. Azurdee lives a peaceful life in the small town of Wimberley, Texas. Her tame world quickly becomes heated as she begins to fall in love with Lark.
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Great First Book in a Series.
- By Autumn on 06-24-16
By: Kelly Elliott
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Bad Habit
- By: Charleigh Rose
- Narrated by: Lexy Richmond, Roberto Scarlato
- Length: 7 hrs and 54 mins
- Unabridged
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BRIAR - I was infatuated with Asher Kelley the moment he came tumbling through my brother’s window five years ago. Even bruised and bloodied, he was the most beautiful boy I'd ever seen. We couldn't ever be together. I was too young, and he was too untouchable. He was too troubled, and I was too naive. ASHER - I was drawn to Briar Vale from the first time she looked up at me with stars in her blue eyes. We could never be together. I was too old and she was too off limits....
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I don’t support pedos
- By FH on 06-08-19
By: Charleigh Rose
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Her Dad's Friend
- By: Penny Wylder
- Narrated by: Lillian Claire, Blake Richard
- Length: 2 hrs and 57 mins
- Unabridged
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He was my dad's best friend - and my first crush. Falling for him was bad. Flirting with him and trying to get in his pants the night of my 21st birthday party was definitely worse. But can you blame me? I hadn't seen the guy in years and he comes back looking hotter than ever. Our fling shouldn't have even begun but now that it has, I don't want it to stop. I'm crazy for this guy - and he's obsessed with me. Too bad my father will kill him if he finds out. So we can't tell him. We just have to keep it secret. Right? That might have worked...until he got me pregnant.
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Wow!
- By Amazon Customer on 12-13-17
By: Penny Wylder
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Unsteady
- By: Shey Stahl
- Narrated by: Max Lehnen, Lillian Claire
- Length: 14 hrs and 25 mins
- Unabridged
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Desperate to find a new mechanic, the last thing Reddington expects is a woman to show up, let alone one with a sinful body, sharp tongue, and the inability to just do her job and not give him lip. He can't deny he's hoping to catch a view of her bent over a hood, but there's not a chance in hell that's going to happen. As much as Red wants to take her for a test drive, he knows he needs to keep his priorities straight.
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Story was great!
- By Marie J on 10-06-16
By: Shey Stahl
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Undeclared
- The Woodlands, Book 1
- By: Jen Frederick
- Narrated by: Connor Kelly-Eiding, Andrew Eiden
- Length: 8 hrs and 35 mins
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For four years, Grace Sullivan wrote to a Marine she never met, and fell in love. But when his deployment ended, so did the letters. Ever since that day, Grace has been coasting, academically and emotionally. The one thing she's decided? No way is Noah Jackson - or any man - ever going to break her heart again.
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Swoon
- By KH on 09-18-14
By: Jen Frederick
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- Mackenzie R.
- 07-15-13
Laugh Out Loud Hilarious!
Would you recommend this audiobook to a friend? If so, why?
Definitely! I think all my friends with Kids should listen (read) this book.
Who was your favorite character and why?
Drew cracks me up... Only because I have a friend just like him. Inappropriate t-shirts and all...
What three words best describe Romy Nordlinger’s voice?
Kind of disappointing.
If you could rename Seduction and Snacks, what would you call it?
Titillation and Tasty Treats
Any additional comments?
The book itself is absolutely hilarious! One of the funniest books I've read(listen to). The book is full of laugh out loud moments. Romy is doing well narrating the book. However, there are times with the book switches characters and it takes a minute which character she's portraying. I wish she could/would distinguish between her male and female voices. To my ears they’re all the same. Either way, I’ve enjoyed this book so much, I’m downloading the next one right now. Happy Listening!
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- Emma
- 04-10-15
Fun and naughty
This was quite a funny book with several laugh out loud moments. it was lighthearted, perfect for a holiday or travel.
I would give a warning though that the language is very explicit with lots of swearing throughout.
The narrator's performance is good, however I personally found that she sounded significantly older than the age of the characters, which I found distracting.
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- Martha Avery
- 11-17-17
LOVED IT!!!
This book had me in tears I laughed so hard. It really brightened my lunch break and morning commute.
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- Jen
- 12-28-16
Narrator doesn't fit this story
I should preface this by saying that I don't know much about the story because I didn't get far, but it's mostly about the narration. This story seemed like exactly what I was looking for--fun, sarcastic, and crass. I listened to it for about 20 mins and couldn't take it anymore. There's swearing in the book and it talks about sex and you could feel how uncomfortable the narrator was about talking about it. If you've ever watched The Gilmore Girls, it would be about as comfortable if Emily Gilmore was talking about sex and swearing. This book needs someone like Kristen Wiig narrating it.
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- Angie
- 10-24-13
Very Good
This was one of the funniest books I have ever listened to. Claire was so funny and Gavin was also Claire and Carter had a one night stand when she was in college and got pregnant Carter spend 5 years trying to remember the girl who smelt like chocolate. I loved listening to this book and can't wait to listen to the rest of this series.
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- Shauna
- 04-20-14
So flippin' funny!!
Would you listen to Seduction and Snacks again? Why?
YES!!! I just finished all 3 books in the series and I want to start over again! I was laughing almost non-stop while listening to this book! Tara Sivec I bow down to your Queen of Crude Humor!
Who was your favorite character and why?
It's really a toss up between Gavin and Drew since they are pretty much on the same mental level ;-P No spoilers here, listen to the book!
Any additional comments?
If you are easily offended or have no sense of humor (pretty much the same thing) don't listen to this book. Otherwise do yourself a favor and dive in this crazy-funny series! I still will randomly giggle thinking of scenes and certain vocabulary. Love, Love, Love!!!!!!
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- Annie The Audible Addict!!!
- 11-19-16
CARTER+CLAIRE=GAVIN & HILARITY!!!!
What made the experience of listening to Seduction and Snacks the most enjoyable?
it was funny and a sweet romance!
What other book might you compare Seduction and Snacks to and why?
Tara writes rom/com, something I had been looking for...some authors dabble in it..Molly Harper and Rich Amooi nail it...and TADA So does Tara!!!
Which character – as performed by Romy Nordlinger – was your favorite?
Gavin....lol
Did you have an extreme reaction to this book? Did it make you laugh or cry?
TOTALLY LOL'D ALL THE WAY THROUGH!!!
Any additional comments?
I am super excited that I have found Tara Sivec!!!! This was hilarious...and I am on to book 2 right now...and have bought book 3!!!
Claire starts this book by straight out letting us all know she DOES NOT want kids...but a Frat party ensues and feeling pressure to lose her virginity...BOOM Prego! Whats worse is it becomes a one night stand, she really liked him and even after looking for him, she cant find him....
Carter has searched for his mysterious chocolate smelling girl almost obsessively...and coming off a bad relationship, he ends up in Claire's hometown!
They meet again after 4yrs....at a bar....Claire is bartending and she sees him...shen knows immediately its him...he does not remember its her...but they are definitely attracted to each other 100%!! They meet again by chance and he asks her out... He finally remembers...and in comes Gavin...the most hilarious 4yo EVER!!!!
I thought how Carter adapted to fatherhood was so sweet...and the relationship between Claire and Carter is really good..and I loved every minute of this, even though I would prefer a different narrator, She is not bad...but I dont like her male voices.
SUPER FUN BOOK....I RECOMMEND!!!!
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- lala
- 04-28-16
what just happened?
I'm going to listen to this again, because it all seems too easy. is there no struggle in this story? granted, I spent half the time trying to figure out who the narrator was. there was little to no change of voice to help me know who was talking. I'll give it another shot, and hope for better
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- Eva
- 08-02-19
First half is ok.
First half of the book was funny and engaging. Second half was naah. Narration is excellent.
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- Kelly
- 11-07-19
Okay
Decent story but the narration was not good. All the characters sounds exactly the same whether they were Male or female.
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