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What would happen if a shy introvert lived like a gregarious extrovert for one year? If she knowingly and willingly put herself in perilous social situations that she’d normally avoid at all costs? Writer Jessica Pan intends to find out. With the help of various extrovert mentors, Jessica sets up a series of personal challenges (talk to strangers, perform stand-up comedy, host a dinner party, travel alone, make friends on the road, and much, much worse) to explore whether living like an extrovert can teach her lessons that might improve the quality of her life.
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Encouraging memoir: Sorry, cheer
- By Aaron Menz on 07-03-23
By: Jessica Pan
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- Todd
- 12-02-03
Absolutely Hysterical
My partner and I listen to this on every road trip we take. We missed seeing him live recently and are kicking ourselves. John Pinnette is a riot!
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- Michael
- 07-29-21
Sarcasm unleashed
There isn't a lot of what I consider good stand-up comedy on Audible. However, I am a career military man in his late 40s and I thought that this title was hysterical. Good job Mr. Pinette and thank you Audible for putting this one out for us.
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- keynotes
- 07-26-09
Funniest book ever!
Loved this book! He is extremely funny and talented! I couldn't stop laughing and couldn't stop listening...too funny! Really would love to have more books from him!!! Don't miss this one, you will be really missing out on really funny and clean comedy!!!!
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- X1 f
- 12-30-17
people will think you are drunk
listened while taking a walk. was laughing so hard that i was staggering. a person thought i was drunk
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- Jesse
- 05-17-04
It gets no better!
John Pinette is an absolute laugh riot in this performance! I only wish that he had a sequel. Purchase this and you will not be disappointed!
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- QueenAmazon
- 04-14-15
HILARIOUS!!! What else can I say?
Would you recommend this audiobook to a friend? If so, why?
I DID!!!
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I had never heard of John Pinette before seeing in on Audible, but I'm glad I did!
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- Don
- 12-01-05
Hilarious! A Laugh a Minute
John Pinette is one of the funniest comedians going. This selection is a laugh a minute. John has a great delivery and keeps you laughing the whole time. Gotta Love Em! You will enjoy it.
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- Amazon Customer
- 08-24-18
if you want to laugh, get this!
fantastic album. if you want a good laugh, listen to this. you will not regret it.
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- Jacko45
- 01-20-05
Unsubtle and humourless
No subtle humour in this one. Just loud, raw, smutty, toilet humour that's not particularly funny. Not memorable and very missable.
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