
Simple F*cking Advice for Everyday Humans
And Tidbits of Useless Knowledge for the Rest of Us
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It's Time To Unlock the Badass You Have Always Been Meant To Be!
Are you tired of society trying to put you in a box and dictating how you are supposed to think, respond, feel, and even exist?
You are not alone; nothing is off, broken, warped, or weird about you.
All you need is some Simple F*cking Advice for Everyday Humans to adjust your mindset and tackle the world!
People have a nasty habit of taking life and themselves way too seriously. Overanalyzing and overcomplicating every nuance of our existence can leave even the strongest person physically, mentally, and emotionally drained. This book attempts to solve this dilemma by delivering straightforward, practical advice to which any everyday human can relate.
In this Simple F*cking Advice book, you will learn:
- When to Speed the F*ck Up
- When to Slow the F*ck Down
- How to Act Instead of Always Reacting
- When to Fake it Until you Make it
- How to Know Who the F*ck You Really Are
- And Much More
This is not a book of encouragement and inspiration. It will not pat you on the back, pick you up, dust you off, or hold your hand along life’s journey. It is precisely what the title states - Simple Advice For Everyday Humans.
If you can set your ego aside and temporarily abstain from being offended you might just learn something about the world and more importantly about yourself. Happy listening, and you have been warned!
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By cutting out the noise and providing a clear and proven plan, this road map helps even brand-new entrepreneurs make decisions quickly, get their product up for sale, and launch it to a crowd that is ready and waiting to buy. This one-year plan will guide you through the three stages to your first $1 million: the Grind (months 0-4), the Growth (months 5-8), and the Gold (months 9-12). If your goal is to be a full-time entrepreneur, get ready for one chaotic, stressful, and rewarding year. If you have the guts to complete it, you will be the proud owner of a million-dollar business.
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Good, but a Little Misleading
- By Chris Love on 11-28-20
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The Daily Stoic
- 366 Meditations on Wisdom, Perseverance, and the Art of Living
- By: Ryan Holiday, Stephen Hanselman
- Narrated by: Brian Holsopple
- Length: 10 hrs and 6 mins
- Unabridged
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Why have history's greatest minds - from George Washington to Frederick the Great to Ralph Waldo Emerson along with today's top performers, from Super Bowl-winning football coaches to CEOs and celebrities - embraced the wisdom of the ancient Stoics? Because they realize that the most valuable wisdom is timeless and that philosophy is for living a better life, not a classroom exercise. The Daily Stoic offers a daily devotional of Stoic insights and exercises, featuring all-new translations.
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Not well made as audio
- By Andreas on 12-27-16
By: Ryan Holiday, and others
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F*ck Him!
- Nice Girls Always Finish Single
- By: Brian Keephimattracted, Brian Nox
- Narrated by: Jerod McBrayer
- Length: 2 hrs and 50 mins
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The MANipulator manual. Keep your man interested and begging for more without playing games. So many women get in trouble in their love lives, and 99.9 percent of that trouble could have been avoided if they'd said "Well, f**k him!" a bit more often. Too many women are way too nice and compliant to their men, especially when these men don't deserve that kind of treatment. I, as a dating coach and author of books for women who want to get men, cannot take it anymore.
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- By Emma R. on 02-01-18
By: Brian Keephimattracted, and others
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Self Help
- This Is Your Chance to Change Your Life
- By: Gabrielle Bernstein, Richard C. Schwartz - foreword
- Narrated by: Gabrielle Bernstein, Richard C. Schwartz - foreword
- Length: 6 hrs and 1 min
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Are you ready to unlock the greatest resource of your life? Gabby Bernstein has written the ultimate self-help guide, offering a revolutionary practice to radically shift your core beliefs and connect you to an infallible inner guidance system: the energy of Self within you. In this groundbreaking book, Gabby demystifies the power of Internal Family Systems (IFS) Therapy, taking its life-changing teachings out of the therapist’s office and into your everyday life.
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Self Serving
- By pricefreund on 01-14-25
By: Gabrielle Bernstein, and others
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- Sybil
- 04-16-24
This is an extraordinary self-help book! Loved it!
Wow, what a great read! I highly recommend this book. It is a fun and unique way to look at self-help! It's funny and offers simple, easy-to-follow advice on how to constantly reshape our lives: slow down, speed up, reframe, reflect, and so much more. You don't know what you don't know, and that's how it should be.
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- Bartha Evelyn
- 05-02-24
Very straightforward and well-written
I love its direct approach, that it goes straight to the subject and pushes you to somehow put your life together. Great guidance and amazing advice.
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- Kaylee
- 04-04-24
Not Your Typical Motivation Book
I found this book to be a breath of fresh air. Finally something that’s real and raw and honest. This books challenges you to take a deep look at who you are, knowing your strengths and playing to them. We don’t need to try and be something we aren’t! The analogies this book uses really helps to drive in the points. I particularly liked the ones about the burger and the cheetah.
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- Anna K.
- 04-29-24
Hilarious and Honest
Don't let the title fool you - this book is packed with surprisingly good advice delivered in a refreshingly blunt way. It challenges your perspective and makes you laugh out loud. Perfect for anyone who needs a reality check with a side of humor. 5 stars!
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- Colin M.
- 04-23-24
Straight to the F'n point
This audiobook is great. It gets straight to the point giving great advice. The audiobook also uses real life success stories like Bill Gates and Michael Jordan for relatablbility. The only con is it's an extremely short being just under 2hrs in length. Some may think it's a perfect length but I found myself wanting more.
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- Knowledge1000
- 05-14-24
Blunt and Refreshing
"Simple F*cking Advice for Everyday Humans" is a breath of fresh air in the self-help genre. This audiobook offers no-nonsense, straightforward advice that cuts through the fluff and gets right to the point. If you're tired of sugar-coated motivational books, this one is for you. The narrator's blunt and humorous delivery makes the practical tips and insights even more impactful.
I loved how it tackles common life challenges with simple, actionable advice. Whether it's knowing when to speed up or slow down, or how to act instead of react, every chapter felt relevant and useful. This book isn't about coddling; it's about giving you the tools to handle life's ups and downs with a bit more grit and a lot more honesty.
The best part? It's not trying to inspire you with lofty ideals or unrealistic expectations. It's real, raw, and incredibly refreshing. If you can set aside your ego and take the advice at face value, you'll find it both enlightening and empowering. Highly recommend for anyone looking to cut through the noise and get some genuine, practical advice for everyday life.
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- Almarie
- 05-06-24
It's an okay for me.
Well this book is not really for me!! I mean it's and okay read.but what i don't like about this book they curse too much but other wise from the cursing it ok
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- Miss G
- 04-03-24
Empowerment
Is a bold and unapologetic audiobook that challenges listeners to break free from societal constraints and embrace their true selves. With its practical guidance and unwavering authenticity, it serves as a rallying cry for individuals seeking to unlock their inner badass and live life on their own terms.
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- Jay H.
- 04-15-24
A breath of fresh air!
This book is a refreshing slap in the face to societal norms. It cuts through the BS with straightforward wisdom that hits home. This book won't coddle you—it'll challenge you to stop overthinking and start living. Get ready for a reality check that might just change your life. I loved it!
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- Pritam Sharma
- 04-15-24
Unorthodox self-help book!
This book is brutally honest and is a breath of fresh air. It will challenge every social constructs and make you wonder about your conditioning. The narration is raw and hard-hitting. Highly recommended.
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