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Tidy the F*ck Up

The American Art of Organizing Your Sh*t

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Tidy the F*ck Up

By: Messie Condo
Narrated by: Natalie Naudus
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This funny, down-to-earth parody of Marie Kondo’s The Life-Changing Magic of Tidying Up hands listeners the most useful tools for keeping crap clean and organized without all the pressure.

In this book, you’ll discover useful ways to figure out what to do with your sh*tpiles in an approachable, carefree way, and you’ll say farewell to the hair-pulling stress of marathon cleaning. Tossing all your junk in a closet doesn’t make it any less of a clusterf*ck, but approaching it little by little and making use of some helpful hints can do a world of wonders for all your sh*t, the comfort of your space, and your general sanity. With this hilarious guide, you’ll learn how to:

  • Become a decision-making bad*ss
  • Get rid of the sh*t you don’t need and keep the sh*t you do
  • Live life after a clusterf*ck!
  • And more!

With a lighthearted tone that the finest sailors would admire, Tidy the F*ck Up will help you make your house a f*cking home.

©2019 Messie Condo (P)2020 Dreamscape Media, LLC
House & Home Literature & Fiction Personal Development Personal Success Satire Comedy Funny Witty Inspiring
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Motivational Approach • Practical Advice • Perfect Narration • Humorous Tone • Actionable Steps • No-nonsense Guidance
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This spoke to me! it was both funny and insightful. I plan on listening to it again and again!

Great listen!!

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Hysterical, down to earth & So, So True~ Relatable on so many levels! Highly recommend reading/listening!

Absolutely LOVE this book!!

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Talk about telling it like it is: this is the book you (I) have been looking for. It is a no nonsense approach to looking at the state of our homes! She will kick you in your A** and tell you to get after it - by telling you precisely how to do it!! When she said, “Live like your Mother-in-law is stopping by.” I thought- “yep, this is the book for me”. I highly recommend this very fast, funny and motivating book!!! Happy pitching and sorting!!!

I laughed and tided all the way through this book!

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This book is great , it is soo easy to understand, it's perfect to hear the best way to declutter. Love 💘

great. !!!

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I felt like she wrote this book especially for me. The curse words were a bit much but that’s just me. I don’t use that type of language…too often :). But it lit a fire under me so all and all it may have been necessary. Like a wake up call. I will definitely be utilizing her tips.

Loved it!

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Lots of great motivation and tips to get it done… I’m jumping in right now!

Very helpful tips!

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I found this book to be very motivating, and to the point! It definitely gets you moving.

to the point!

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Cleaned and decluttered while laughing and nodding away. Lol. Enjoyed listening and being inspired without feeling bad

Great motivation

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Clear, simple pep talk full of practical how-to tips to start and complete the job of decluttering one's stuff

Straight talk that somehow truly motivated me to just get off my lazy a** and start tossing s**t out!

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I love this book and narrator. She puts character to the story tellers emphasis on certain topics. beautiful collaboration. I believe this has given me a better direction than just watching hoarder shows, cause my piles aren't like theirs.

Great book with step by step help

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