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Tidy the F*ck Up

The American Art of Organizing Your Sh*t

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Tidy the F*ck Up

By: Messie Condo
Narrated by: Natalie Naudus
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This funny, down-to-earth parody of Marie Kondo’s The Life-Changing Magic of Tidying Up hands listeners the most useful tools for keeping crap clean and organized without all the pressure.

In this book, you’ll discover useful ways to figure out what to do with your sh*tpiles in an approachable, carefree way, and you’ll say farewell to the hair-pulling stress of marathon cleaning. Tossing all your junk in a closet doesn’t make it any less of a clusterf*ck, but approaching it little by little and making use of some helpful hints can do a world of wonders for all your sh*t, the comfort of your space, and your general sanity. With this hilarious guide, you’ll learn how to:

  • Become a decision-making bad*ss
  • Get rid of the sh*t you don’t need and keep the sh*t you do
  • Live life after a clusterf*ck!
  • And more!

With a lighthearted tone that the finest sailors would admire, Tidy the F*ck Up will help you make your house a f*cking home.

©2019 Messie Condo (P)2020 Dreamscape Media, LLC House & Home Literature & Fiction Personal Development Personal Success Satire Comedy Witty Inspiring
Motivational Approach • Humorous Content • Perfect Narration • Practical Advice • Actionable Steps • Hilarious Tone
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This spoke to me! it was both funny and insightful. I plan on listening to it again and again!

Great listen!!

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Hysterical, down to earth & So, So True~ Relatable on so many levels! Highly recommend reading/listening!

Absolutely LOVE this book!!

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I love this book and narrator. She puts character to the story tellers emphasis on certain topics. beautiful collaboration. I believe this has given me a better direction than just watching hoarder shows, cause my piles aren't like theirs.

Great book with step by step help

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This book was everything i never knew i needed and the BEST accidental discovery i made immediately after finishing listening to Marie Kondo's famous book. it was so helpful in sussing out what parts of Marie Kondo's book to really take to heart and new ways of looking at what taking them to heart can mean in a very humorous and fun book that's hard to stop listening to. the narrator and author alike speak my language and have such a perfect balance of humor and actual advice that is likely to work. I adored this book and can't recommend it highly enough!

Extra Amazing if You've Read Marie Kondo First!!

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It was like a best friend over here coaching me through my little mini hoard. Definitely helped me a lot. It is definitely worth the purchase!

ABSOLUTELY AMAZING

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If I could give it 6 stars, I would!!! Highly recommend this!!! Gets you motivated to organize and entertain you at the same time!

Loooove this book!!!!

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I really needed to hear this message in a no nonsense type of way! 😅 Very thought provoking

Loved the humor!

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The realness and honesty about how to get my s*&^ together w sarcasm and humor is a really great listen.

Relatable and hilarious

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I needed to hear it in a language I speak not thirteen university degrees behind every word. I liked the options and the comparison methods, it helped me feel comfortable sorting into the various piles she speaks about

Ran out of sugar

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The language is brutal but to the point! Just what I needed to kick my butt into action!

Wow!

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