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Simon Vance
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Dennis Canfield
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Find out what happens when the elf in charge of labeling humans naughty or nice tries to save his job at the expense of a family that's forgotten the meaning of Christmas.
An Audiofile Magazine Earphones Award winner!
South Pole Santa is a story listeners of any age can enjoy, and one parents will love listening to with their children and grandchildren. Join 12-year-old Amanda Krumwerth and her family, who spend more time with their electronics and social media than they do with each other, and Marmel, Santa's head labeling elf, who wants to make sure the Krumwerths never get off the naughty list, to see if they can all find their way back to Christmas, with the help of flying penguins, Santa's younger brother, and an aging heavy metal rock star.
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a new favorite Christmas story.
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Where does Back to Christmas rank among all the audiobooks you’ve listened to so far?
Very close to the top.Who was your favorite character and why?
Marmel, the elf.What about Simon Vance’s performance did you like?
He brings this story to life. His rich narration made everything appear in three dimensions, and I felt like I was watching a movie play out as I listened. Mr. Vance truly is among the best narrators around.Was this a book you wanted to listen to all in one sitting?
Yes! If I could have, I would have listened to the entire book without pause.Any additional comments?
If you love classic holiday movies like "Miracle on 34th Street", "It's a Wonderful Life", "White Christmas", Rudolph, or Frosty, then I guarantee that you will love this audio book. It is clever, original, and funny. It had me smiling from the opening disclaimer to the epilogue. This is a story about an elf in danger of losing his Christmas spirit and a family in need of reclaiming their own. This book is bound to become a holiday classic in it's own right. Simon Vance's rich narration brings the story to life; he makes the characters and the situations three-dimensional. As he read it, I felt like I was watching it unfold before me. It's sweet, full of holiday cheer, and leaves you feeling good. Even for those who do not celebrate Christmas, this is a story that will entertain and leave you feeling good about, well, everything. I recommend this book to everyone.I was given this audio book as a gift, with no strings attached, by the author. My review is offered freely and is truthful. I thank Mr. Canfield for sharing this gem with me.A Holiday Gem
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Fantastic!
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Family friendly
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Delightfully entertaining
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This book was so cute! A great Christmas story that I can see being made into a movie.
Marmel, head labeling elf he is in charge of labeling the naughty and nice and he is in a tizzy because Santa changed the rules and now no one is on the naughty list but Marmel has found a whole family (The Krumwerth’s) that he thinks should be on the permanent naughty list, no more chances they are just bad, bad, bad, at least according to Marmel. However, Santa wants to give them a chance to redeem themselves, much to Marmel’s chagrin. According to the rules Marmel must inform the family they are in danger of being on the naughty list forever, so he heads to the house and informs teenaged Amanda of the family’s fate. We also get to see Santa’s brother RC (Reverse Claus) who lives on the South Pole and wears green and has green and white candy canes, which I will never look at without thinking of RC again!
I enjoyed the Krumwerth family too they used to have fun on Christmas but have somehow forgotten their Christmas spirit, but they aren’t the only ones Marmel seems to be having a problem with this himself and for and Elf that is a very bad thing to happen.
The story is told by Marmel & Amanda in alternating chapters as you see how they try to get their Christmas Spirit back. I enjoyed the family stuff and know what it is like when Christmas becomes more of a chore than the fun and family it is supposed to be. I also enjoyed the scenes in the South Pole and hope maybe RC will get his own book one of these days!
I truly enjoyed this book and can so see it as movie **Hello Hollywood… Do You Hear Me? **
I highly recommend this fun book, even if you are done with your Christmas reads for the year I say pick one more up. I will be buying a paper copy for our library.
Simon Vance’s narration is very well done. This would make a great family roadtrip book!
4 ½ Stars
Great Family Road Trip Book
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I suppose I did not particularly enjoy the parts involving the penguins adventure and whatever was going on with them. I tended to enjoy the family happenings better. In any case, this would make a perfect “Hallmark” type of movie (of course it has a ‘cheese’ factor, but it’s perfect for kids and families alike).
My eight-year-old son, Olsen, has read this and will post his review below (as long as I can get him to write anything, which is really hard these days).
The narration of this book was terrific. I really liked how versatile Simon Vance was and even incorporated different nationalities into his voices.
Olsen’s rating: 5 stars
Olsen’s review:
I liked the book. It was a good one. I liked when they almost got on the permanent naughty list. And that the penguins messed up the apartment. I liked Reverse Santa and his penguins. It was a perfect length. The narrator was good.
I received a free copy of this audiobook in exchange for an honest review.
Perfect length kid-friendly Christmas story
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This was exactly what I needed, a story that made me laugh and feel good. My inner child was enchanted while the adult laughed a lot. It would be good for families to listen to this together too. Thanks Mr. Canfield for this copy, I am truly grateful.
Cheerful Story just in time for the holidays
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Loved the updated story by Dennis Canfield. I will be listening to this version again next year around Christmas time.
Really loved this new version
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Fun, family-friendly holiday story
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