
Space Police: Attack of the Mammary Clans
An Almost Funny Scifi Space Comedy, Book 1
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Jack Dundon
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David Blake
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It's the 25th century, and the American President has taken over the world. Meanwhile, after a cleaner unplugged his cryogenic freezing machine by accident, Detective Inspector Capstan wakes up to find that he's been in a state of suspended animation for more than 400 years. As he's forced to adjust to life in the future, he finds himself reinstated as a policeman, and together with the great-great-great-great-grandson of his former subordinate, Sergeant Dewbush, he's put on the case of a missing cow.
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Sucks you in from the first words..
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good if you have an extra credit.
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Well done!
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Simple silly fun
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A simple story with funny twists and turns.
And fantastic narration that brings the story together.
I want to read and hear the other books in the series.
Now please :)
Fun book with a great narrator
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Fantastic Narrator
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I want to give a.passable grade for this attempt, but it feels like a second or 3rd draft. it isn't easy to write humor and I appreciate what was crafted here. I will probably get the next one to try and hear if he made a better book.
Fun perspective not fully developed.
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That said, it's the first book, and look forward to future ones.
A Cold Open
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Horrible
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The danger with absurdist comedy is that it tends to be very binary; it either connects with you or it doesn't. If you don't get hooked on the premise, then the books as a whole isn't gong to make you laugh. I'm usually a big fan of the genre, but this book didn't connect with me at all.
IF demolition man was an absurdist comedy
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