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Stephen Colbert
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Forgive him, father, for Stephen Colbert has sinned. He knew it was wrong at the time. But he went ahead and did it anyway. Now he's begging for forgiveness.
Based on his popular segment from The Late Show, Stephen Colbert and his team of writers now reveal his most shameful secrets to millions (although, actually, he'd like you not to tell anyone). Midnight Confessions is a collection of Stephen Colbert at his most brilliant and irreverent.
©2017 Stephen Colbert (P)2017 Simon & Schuster AudioListeners also enjoyed...
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He is one of the longest-running cast members on Saturday Night Live, an American comedy genius renowned for his spot-on sendups of politicians and celebrities. But off-stage, Darrell Hammond’s life was anything but a joke. In CRAY, a special audio performance captured live onstage at Audible’s Minetta Lane Theatre, Hammond brings to life his acclaimed memoir, God, If You're Not Up There, I'm F*cked: Tales of Stand-Up, Saturday Night Live and Other Mind-Altering Mayhem.
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Thanks for sharing
- By Nickisnotgary on 09-06-24
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Breakfast of Champions
- By: Kurt Vonnegut
- Narrated by: John Malkovich
- Length: 6 hrs and 27 mins
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Breakfast of Champions (1973) provides frantic, scattershot satire and a collage of Vonnegut's obsessions. His recurring cast of characters and American landscape was perhaps the most controversial of his canon; it was felt by many at the time to be a disappointing successor to Slaughterhouse-Five, which had made Vonnegut's literary reputation.
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Kurt Was Right to Grade This a C
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Heads Will Roll
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Heads Will Roll is an Audible Original from Saturday Night Live star Kate McKinnon and her cocreator/costar (and real-life sister) Emily Lynne. Produced by Broadway Video, this is not an audiobook - it’s a 10-episode, star-studded audio comedy that features performances from Meryl Streep, Tim Gunn, Peter Dinklage, Queer Eye’s Fab Five, and so many more. Please note: This content is not for kids.
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More like this please
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Napoleon's Hemorrhoids…And Other Small Events That Changed History
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Hilarious, fascinating, and a roller coaster of dizzying, historical what-ifs, Napoleon's Hemorrhoids is a potpourri for serious historians and casual history buffs. In one of Phil Mason's many revelations, you'll learn that Communist jets were two minutes away from opening fire on American planes during the Cuban missile crisis, when they had to turn back as they were running out of fuel. You'll discover that before the Battle of Waterloo, Napoleon's painful hemorrhoids prevented him from mounting his horse to survey the battlefield.
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They just throw the facts too fast
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- Vanessa Sykes
- 08-16-18
Hilarious
Brightened my day! Love Stephen Colbert and his Mignight Confessions on the show nice to hear them on the road
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- John Milligan
- 11-30-18
Colbert, funny as always
Colbert is always funny, and this is no exception, short, but worth a listen if you have extra credits.
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- SnapDragon
- 11-13-17
Short but hilarious!
While this is a short listen, it is absolutely worth it. My husband, teens, and I are huge Colbert fans and we cracked up listening to this in the car. I'm sure it will get listened to multiple times. There are a few PG-13 jokes in here so you might not want to listen around younger kids. Audible 20 Review Sweepstakes Entry
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- Lisa B.
- 12-22-18
A hilarious compilation
So funny! From Colbert Report's collection of True Confessions. 15 minutes or so in length.
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- Jennifer Stine
- 03-12-18
Favorite Skits Should Be Longer
Way too short. This is my favorite skit. I was laughing throughout the whole thing.
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- Vanessa
- 11-16-17
A good and funny read.
Loved it. Stephen's so funny and witty. How does he even come up with these😂😂
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- Jessica Crowe
- 02-28-19
Funny.... or is it?
If you enjoy Stephen Colbert, you will enjoy his book. It told me that I need to leave a longer review before it would except my review. If you don't see any more than it is long enough to submit.
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- Anonymous User
- 09-23-17
fantastical amusement
loved it so much, I'm on my third listen. Now if i could only get tickets to go on the show.
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- NP243
- 09-22-17
NP243 Short & not so sweet
35 minutes long. Makes me wonder if he even tried. Could have added some new content. Bought it to listen to on a short morning flight to Chicago. Bad buy on my part.
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- Amazon Customer
- 01-12-18
Very Disappointed
Used this as my first (only) free download. Colbert fan, looking for something light for post op recovery. I feel this is a way to make money (not mine) from his fan base. Mind numbing and stupid.
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