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Whose Boat Is This Boat?

By: The Staff of The Late Show with Stephen Colbert
Narrated by: Stephen Colbert
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Publisher's summary

100 percent of The Late Show’s proceeds from this book go to hurricane relief.

Whose Boat Is This Boat? Comments That Don’t Help in the Aftermath of a Hurricane is made entirely of quotations from President Donald Trump in the wake of Hurricane Florence. It is the first children's book that demonstrates what not to say after a natural disaster.

On September 19, 2018, Donald Trump paid a visit to New Bern, North Carolina, one of the towns ravaged by Hurricane Florence. It was there he showed deep concern for a boat that washed ashore. "At least you got a nice boat out of the deal," said President Trump to hurricane victims. "Have a good time!" he told them. The only way his comments would be appropriate is in the context of a children's book - and now you can experience them that way, thanks to the staff of The Late Show with Stephen Colbert.

Whose Boat Is This Boat? is an excellent teaching tool for listeners of all ages who enjoy learning about empathy by process of elimination. Have a good time!

©2018 The Staff of The Late Show with Stephen Colbert (P)2018 Simon & Schuster Audio
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Comedy, Drama, Terror On And Off The High Seas

Never before has a president done more or written better for the Americsn people. Really it's a terrific, terrific book. Many people are talking Pullitzer and I don't say that in a braggadocious way it's just that now that I single handedly stopped the terrorist's caravan folks can finally have an account of one my other very, very successful fuck it. Donald Trump is an ass and everyone who can read a complete paragraph knows it.

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Better in print version

I love Colbert but this book consists of just a few dumb, insensitive things trump said. Most of it is introduction and closing. It's a picture book, it doesn't make a good audiobook.

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All Proceeds go to Hurricane Florence disaster victims

All proceeds helped Hurricane Florence victims or it would be totally useless with trumps stupid, useless comments.
Love Stephen’s Colberts’ reiterating the ridiculous comments out of Trumps mouth while visiting the ruins on the beach. What an idiot!

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OMG! I LOVE THIS!!!

I don't even know how to put words to this. This was not at all what I expected! It was better! The fact that this entertainment was created for the purpose of helping is what I love the most.

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Sadly hilarious but for a good cause. Will get a

Sadly hilarious but for a good cause. Will get a hard-copy as well but just had to hear Stephen's reading of it.

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I love Stephen Colbert

Your voice is pure gold. Thank you for raising money for hurricane victims. Everyone should purchase this book.

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short

short but entertaining...I liked it and would recommend it to all who hate Donald Trump.

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quick laugh

3 minutes of amusement, in exchange for a charitable donation. Worth the time and money.

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AMAZING!

The ONLY thing that would make it better would be a chime sound to signal a page turn so you can read along with your physical copy 🤣🤣🤣

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Funny and mindblowing

Hilarious, but also sad that he actually said this. I love Colbert's reading of "Trump"

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