
Suckers Go to Hell
Vampires of San Francisco, Book 4
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Valerie Gilbert
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Jessica McBrayer
About this listen
What do you wear to a Holiday dinner party in Hell with your in-laws? When the Vampire Hannah falls in love with Diel, a hot Demon, things warm up in more ways than one. Her Life-mate's parents, insist on meeting Hannah, so it's off to Hell they're bound. First Lily, Hannah's BFF and a fashionista, takes the goth girl in hand. Who knew she had legs? Everyone is stunned and ambiguous about the new look, a designer babe Ganja Girl. Of course you can't go to Hell for the holidays without your Hell Hound and you probably need to bring a devastatingly handsome Djinn friend, to get your back, just in case the in-laws aren't as friendly as they claim to be. Hannah's new duds aren't the only surprises in store in this humorous paranormal Christmas tale.
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- Lauren Alumbaugh
- 09-23-16
New world
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Hannah and Diel fall head over heels in love in the last book. this book picks up exactly where the last book left off and we finally get to take the journey to hell. I love this series I think it's a fun Twist on vampires demons hellhounds and a genie. The narrator does such an amazing job giving each individual character a true voice that continues throughout the entire series pulling you into this new world. I think this author and narrator are a great Duo and can't wait to read more in the series. I really can't wait to find out what the new character is going to be like.
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- Love to Read
- 12-07-15
A trip to hell can be fun!
Jessica McBrayer is highly inventive, and I love her version of hell. I've listened to the first three books in the series on audio and they just keep getting better. It's very embarrassing to laugh out loud while I'm taking my morning walk, but that's what this series will do to you! The narration is spot on, making the stories even more humorous. I hope the rest of the series will be in audio as well.
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- MolllyT
- 05-03-16
These in-laws really are from hell
Hannah/Ganja Girl/Goth Girl and her life mate, Diel have to spend Christmas with his parents---in hell! And that's just what the visit turns out to be. At one point, even fun-loving Diel has had it and turns into the Real Demon that he is. With wardrobe help from Lily, and more than moral support from everyone's favorite jinn, this is a fun tale for us, but a nightmare for the undead.
Valerie Gilbert continues to voice everyone clearly and delightfully.
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- Karina Larson
- 07-04-17
love this series
I really liked this book. the plot was great, I'm so happy for Hannah and Deal! I would recommend this series to others. I was very entertained and the narration was excellent!
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- Ana
- 08-20-18
Annoyng narrator
murder to my ears. so bad wanna finish but so hard to listen to narrator who seems to think all the volume change is charming. negative
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