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Fashionably Dead

By: Robyn Peterman
Narrated by: Jessica Almasy
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Vampyres don't exist. They absolutely do not exist. At least I didn't think they did 'til I tried to quit smoking and ended up Undead. Who in the hell did I screw over in a former life that my getting healthy equates with dead? Now I'm a Vampyre. Yes, we exist whether we want to or not. However, I have to admit, the perks aren't bad. My girls no longer jiggle, my ass is higher than a kite, and the latest Prada keeps finding its way to my wardrobe. On the downside, I'm stuck with an obscenely profane Guardian Angel who looks like Oprah and a Fairy Fighting Coach who's teaching me to annihilate like the Terminator. To complicate matters, my libido has increased to Vampyric proportions, and my attraction to a hotter-than-Satan's-underpants killer rogue Vampyre is not only dangerous...it's possibly deadly. For real dead.

Permanent death isn't on my agenda. Avoiding him is my only option. Of course, since he thinks I'm his, it's easier said than done. Like that's not enough to deal with, all the other Vampyres think I'm some sort of Chosen One. Holy hell, if I'm in charge of saving an entire race of blood suckers, the Undead are in for one hell of a ride.

©2014 Robyn Peterman (P)2016 Audible, Inc. Fantasy Fiction Literature & Fiction Paranormal Paranormal Romance Romance Romantic Comedy Funny Witty Feel-Good Comedy Demons Vampires Zombie
Hilarious Humor • Engaging Characters • Creative Worldbuilding • Entertaining Plot • Steamy Romance • Perfect Timing
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What did you love best about Fashionably Dead?

If you enjoy audio books and snarky love stories with tons a paranormoral this is one you dont' want to miss

What did you like best about this story?

How so many funny elements are in the story along with a good story

What does Jessica Almasy bring to the story that you wouldn’t experience if you just read the book?

She does an amazing job with all the different people. Loved how she did the voices and brought them to life or (dead lol)

Was this a book you wanted to listen to all in one sitting?

yes it was I hated when I had to stop listening

Any additional comments?

Adore this series knew it would be awesome in audio

Amazeballs

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What did you love best about Fashionably Dead?

the story is the fumiest thing...ever

What did you like best about this story?

The way it flows ... considering what had been written. only a great writer could accomplish such a feet.

Which scene was your favorite?

ALL OF THE SCENES ARE HILARIOUS

Did you have an extreme reaction to this book? Did it make you laugh or cry?

I laughed so much I had to keep rewinding because I missed stuff.

Any additional comments?

Any writings by Robyn Peterman Narrated by Jessica Almasy is a must in the world !!!
Robyn is an amazing author. She had an amazing twist on good and evil. Makes ya think. Hilarious wit and humor.

BEST EVER !!!

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What did you love best about Fashionably Dead?

I loved this audiobook. The narrator is great and it was more entertaining listening to it then reading it. I look forward to listening to the rest of the series!

What did you like best about this story?

Pam. I love her.

Which scene was your favorite?

When Astrid meets Pam for the first time.

Was there a moment in the book that particularly moved you?

When Astrid realizes she loves Ethan.

Great Narrator

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Which character – as performed by Jessica Almasy – was your favorite?

Astrid is my favorite!

Any additional comments?

OMG! Where do I start? I can't just pick one thing. Everything about this book was hysterical. Laughing from page one at Robyn Peterman's quick wit and dirty mouth. She's become my go to author when I want non-stop laughs and plenty of sexy time!

Love Robyn Peterman!

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i completely enjoyed this book Narration was good but i think it would have been better if by someone that sounded older she is supposed to be 29 and sounds like a teenager but over all the story line was great .

ENJOYED

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could not stop listening to this book, was funny as hell and a very strong female leading heroine. Would listen to it several times over.

absolutely an amazing funny story

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highly entertaining with moments of laugh out loud humor. I thoroughly enjoyed this book and cant wait to listen to the next one in the series.

highly entertaining

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l loved this book..hope the next one is as good. funny and an easy listen.

just wow

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Loved this one and am now listening to the series! Great for those who enjoy lots of sexy, flirty humor and action. Astrid is totally my spirit animal 🥰

Fast paced and hilarious!

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This book is an awesome read and I want to voice my opinion on some previous reviews. This book does have a lot of profanity; however, it is done in humor and funny. However, this book does not have a lot of porn in it. There are sex scenes but there are not many; they are also brief. I have read and listened to books where I had to skip the sex scenes because there were so many and so long. This book was is not like that it reminds me of the undead series and I will definitely be reading the whole series.

Great Book; not a sex filled porno

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