
Fashionably Dead
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Narrated by:
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Jessica Almasy
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By:
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Robyn Peterman
Vampyres don't exist. They absolutely do not exist. At least I didn't think they did 'til I tried to quit smoking and ended up Undead. Who in the hell did I screw over in a former life that my getting healthy equates with dead? Now I'm a Vampyre. Yes, we exist whether we want to or not. However, I have to admit, the perks aren't bad. My girls no longer jiggle, my ass is higher than a kite, and the latest Prada keeps finding its way to my wardrobe. On the downside, I'm stuck with an obscenely profane Guardian Angel who looks like Oprah and a Fairy Fighting Coach who's teaching me to annihilate like the Terminator. To complicate matters, my libido has increased to Vampyric proportions, and my attraction to a hotter-than-Satan's-underpants killer rogue Vampyre is not only dangerous...it's possibly deadly. For real dead.
Permanent death isn't on my agenda. Avoiding him is my only option. Of course, since he thinks I'm his, it's easier said than done. Like that's not enough to deal with, all the other Vampyres think I'm some sort of Chosen One. Holy hell, if I'm in charge of saving an entire race of blood suckers, the Undead are in for one hell of a ride.
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What did you love best about Fashionably Dead?
If you enjoy audio books and snarky love stories with tons a paranormoral this is one you dont' want to missWhat did you like best about this story?
How so many funny elements are in the story along with a good storyWhat does Jessica Almasy bring to the story that you wouldn’t experience if you just read the book?
She does an amazing job with all the different people. Loved how she did the voices and brought them to life or (dead lol)Was this a book you wanted to listen to all in one sitting?
yes it was I hated when I had to stop listeningAny additional comments?
Adore this series knew it would be awesome in audioAmazeballs
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What did you love best about Fashionably Dead?
the story is the fumiest thing...everWhat did you like best about this story?
The way it flows ... considering what had been written. only a great writer could accomplish such a feet.Which scene was your favorite?
ALL OF THE SCENES ARE HILARIOUSDid you have an extreme reaction to this book? Did it make you laugh or cry?
I laughed so much I had to keep rewinding because I missed stuff.Any additional comments?
Any writings by Robyn Peterman Narrated by Jessica Almasy is a must in the world !!!Robyn is an amazing author. She had an amazing twist on good and evil. Makes ya think. Hilarious wit and humor.
BEST EVER !!!
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What did you love best about Fashionably Dead?
I loved this audiobook. The narrator is great and it was more entertaining listening to it then reading it. I look forward to listening to the rest of the series!What did you like best about this story?
Pam. I love her.Which scene was your favorite?
When Astrid meets Pam for the first time.Was there a moment in the book that particularly moved you?
When Astrid realizes she loves Ethan.Great Narrator
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Which character – as performed by Jessica Almasy – was your favorite?
Astrid is my favorite!Any additional comments?
OMG! Where do I start? I can't just pick one thing. Everything about this book was hysterical. Laughing from page one at Robyn Peterman's quick wit and dirty mouth. She's become my go to author when I want non-stop laughs and plenty of sexy time!Love Robyn Peterman!
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ENJOYED
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absolutely an amazing funny story
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highly entertaining
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just wow
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Fast paced and hilarious!
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Great Book; not a sex filled porno
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