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Lauretta Hignett
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Starting over isn't easy when your whole world is a pile of rubble and everyone thinks you're insane.
One moment, Susan Moore had a perfect life—a handsome husband, a fabulous career, wonderful friends, and a gorgeous home in Pacific Heights, San Francisco.
The next minute, it was all gone. And Susan found herself in a straitjacket, locked in a padded room.
An optimist at heart, Susan's clawing her way back, rebuilding her life brick by brick—not an easy feat when you're over the hill and it feels like the whole city hates you.
When a group of ridiculously gorgeous models in Fae cosplay barge into her tiny apartment and declare her to be the chosen one, Susan decides to play along. She's off to save the world.
Except they're not in cosplay.
Either Susan has really, truly gone insane this time… or all this magic is real.
Susan, You're the Chosen One is book one in the fun, fast-paced, and thrilling new paranormal women's fiction series Welcome To Midlife Magic, by bestselling urban fantasy author Lauretta Hignett.
Contains some coarse language as well as a diverse cast of unicorns, mermaids, sentient houses, dragons, vampires, fae, etc. This book includes discussion around involuntary infertility, menopause, gender bias in healthcare, and mental health issues.
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By: Lauretta Hignett
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Fearless
- A Novel
- By: M. W. Craven
- Narrated by: William Hope
- Length: 11 hrs and 10 mins
- Unabridged
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Koenig has been on the run for six years. Now suddenly his face is on every television screen in the country and his cover is blown. A woman has gone missing, and her father will do anything to find her. He wants Koenig to discover what happened, no matter the cost.
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This book is rad
- By Mike Barash on 08-23-24
By: M. W. Craven
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Immortal
- Imogen Gray Book 1
- By: Lauretta Hignett
- Narrated by: Julienne Irons
- Length: 9 hrs and 26 mins
- Unabridged
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Immortality sucks. Just ask Imogen Gray—over two hundred thousand years old and teetering on the edge of total insanity. All throughout history, she's been hunted by an ancient creature who finds her and rips her to pieces every time she dares to access her deepest powers. But Imogen always regenerates. Slowly. Painfully.
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it's all awesome!
- By Lisa Calabrese on 08-16-24
By: Lauretta Hignett
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Always Carry Your Scythe
- By: Pip Paisley
- Narrated by: Laura Horowitz
- Length: 7 hrs and 6 mins
- Unabridged
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Trixie D’Vita didn’t scythe. That was Mom’s gig. Then the Angel Investigative Bureau (AIB) turned up at Aunt Harry’s bar. Seemed the hottest afterlife gameshow in the Mystical Realms was misappropriating newly-departed souls. And Death was a person of interest. When the AIB can’t find Death, they come looking for Trixie, Death’s estranged daughter. Soon Trixie's best friend is in dire peril. An AIB trainee is traipsing towards trouble. And Trixie, armed with nothing but a pocket-scythe, is plunging headfirst into the gaping maw of a trans-dimensional vortex. So not the evening she’d planned.
By: Pip Paisley
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Homebound
- Rix Universe, Book 1
- By: Lydia Hope
- Narrated by: Marnye Young
- Length: 11 hrs and 46 mins
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Earth is in decline, and the wealthy have fled it, leaving only the destitute citizens behind. And aliens. Gemma McKinley works at a prison cleaning goop off the floors and serving food to inmates. When she is reassigned to the alien ward, Gemma is nervous. Aliens are dangerous and ruthless. They bite. But there is one that isn’t like them. Simon is damaged, starved, and wasting away in complete isolation. Touched by his loneliness, Gemma starts nursing him back to health, dismissing rumors that he’s high-risk, ignoring the advice to let him croak.
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loved it! A++
- By S. KHAN on 04-15-22
By: Lydia Hope
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The Plight of a Scottish Lass
- Clans of Mull, Book 1
- By: Keira Montclair
- Narrated by: Paul Woodson
- Length: 7 hrs and 9 mins
- Unabridged
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Thane MacQuarie, chieftain of Clan MacQuarie, has his sights set on taking over Duart Castle and exacting vengeance on the mother who abandoned him. But when he witnesses a cruel man leave his wife, Tamsin Garvie, to drown on a rock in the sea, Thane can’t ignore the plight of the red-haired beauty. Left to die by her brutal husband, Tamsin prays for rescue, knowing she must survive to save her young daughter from the monster she married. Thane delivers her from the icy grip of Loch Tuath, but Tamsin’s injuries require more aid than he can provide.
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A Heroine’s Triumph & Magic's Whisper
- By Lana Birky on 12-15-24
By: Keira Montclair
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Bad Bones
- Blood and Magic Series, Book 1
- By: Lauretta Hignett
- Narrated by: Sharon Freedman
- Length: 9 hrs and 12 mins
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Okay, I might be seriously under-qualified for the job of Enforcer, I'll admit. The Enforcer is supposed to be a human, for starters. It's usually an ex-special forces guy with big muscles and even bigger balls, and a knack for sorting out petty squabbles between the witches and vampires and shifters in the city. And I'm just a technically dead nail tech—an animated skeleton with a talent for illusion magic and gold gel manicures. But I've recently discovered that I can manifest some pretty big muscles of my own. I've already got the big balls, so I'm halfway there.
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Loving these stories
- By Nikki B on 12-18-24
By: Lauretta Hignett
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Fearless
- A Novel
- By: M. W. Craven
- Narrated by: William Hope
- Length: 11 hrs and 10 mins
- Unabridged
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Koenig has been on the run for six years. Now suddenly his face is on every television screen in the country and his cover is blown. A woman has gone missing, and her father will do anything to find her. He wants Koenig to discover what happened, no matter the cost.
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This book is rad
- By Mike Barash on 08-23-24
By: M. W. Craven
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Immortal
- Imogen Gray Book 1
- By: Lauretta Hignett
- Narrated by: Julienne Irons
- Length: 9 hrs and 26 mins
- Unabridged
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Immortality sucks. Just ask Imogen Gray—over two hundred thousand years old and teetering on the edge of total insanity. All throughout history, she's been hunted by an ancient creature who finds her and rips her to pieces every time she dares to access her deepest powers. But Imogen always regenerates. Slowly. Painfully.
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it's all awesome!
- By Lisa Calabrese on 08-16-24
By: Lauretta Hignett
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Always Carry Your Scythe
- By: Pip Paisley
- Narrated by: Laura Horowitz
- Length: 7 hrs and 6 mins
- Unabridged
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Trixie D’Vita didn’t scythe. That was Mom’s gig. Then the Angel Investigative Bureau (AIB) turned up at Aunt Harry’s bar. Seemed the hottest afterlife gameshow in the Mystical Realms was misappropriating newly-departed souls. And Death was a person of interest. When the AIB can’t find Death, they come looking for Trixie, Death’s estranged daughter. Soon Trixie's best friend is in dire peril. An AIB trainee is traipsing towards trouble. And Trixie, armed with nothing but a pocket-scythe, is plunging headfirst into the gaping maw of a trans-dimensional vortex. So not the evening she’d planned.
By: Pip Paisley
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Homebound
- Rix Universe, Book 1
- By: Lydia Hope
- Narrated by: Marnye Young
- Length: 11 hrs and 46 mins
- Unabridged
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Earth is in decline, and the wealthy have fled it, leaving only the destitute citizens behind. And aliens. Gemma McKinley works at a prison cleaning goop off the floors and serving food to inmates. When she is reassigned to the alien ward, Gemma is nervous. Aliens are dangerous and ruthless. They bite. But there is one that isn’t like them. Simon is damaged, starved, and wasting away in complete isolation. Touched by his loneliness, Gemma starts nursing him back to health, dismissing rumors that he’s high-risk, ignoring the advice to let him croak.
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loved it! A++
- By S. KHAN on 04-15-22
By: Lydia Hope
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The Plight of a Scottish Lass
- Clans of Mull, Book 1
- By: Keira Montclair
- Narrated by: Paul Woodson
- Length: 7 hrs and 9 mins
- Unabridged
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Thane MacQuarie, chieftain of Clan MacQuarie, has his sights set on taking over Duart Castle and exacting vengeance on the mother who abandoned him. But when he witnesses a cruel man leave his wife, Tamsin Garvie, to drown on a rock in the sea, Thane can’t ignore the plight of the red-haired beauty. Left to die by her brutal husband, Tamsin prays for rescue, knowing she must survive to save her young daughter from the monster she married. Thane delivers her from the icy grip of Loch Tuath, but Tamsin’s injuries require more aid than he can provide.
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A Heroine’s Triumph & Magic's Whisper
- By Lana Birky on 12-15-24
By: Keira Montclair
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Heat and Light
- A Novel
- By: Jennifer Haigh
- Narrated by: Michael Rahhal, Allyson Ryan
- Length: 14 hrs and 46 mins
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Forty years ago, Bakerton coal fueled the country. Then the mines closed, and the town wore away like a bar of soap. Now Bakerton has been granted a surprise third act: It sits squarely atop the Marcellus Shale, a massive deposit of natural gas. To drill or not to drill? Prison guard Rich Devlin leases his mineral rights to finance his dream of farming. He doesn't count on the truck traffic and nonstop noise, his brother's skepticism, or the paranoia of his wife, Shelby, who insists the water smells strange and is poisoning their frail daughter.
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Sigh
- By Susan Gardner Bowers on 07-10-16
By: Jennifer Haigh
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Lord of Population
- Population, Book 1
- By: Elizabeth Stephens
- Narrated by: Diana Richardson
- Length: 20 hrs and 19 mins
- Unabridged
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She thinks she can steal from me, the little human. Adorable. I can't decide what will be more fun—the hunt or what I will do to her when I catch her. And I will catch her. There is nowhere she can run. Abel was of perfectly sound body and mind when she looted the Other's corpse. He looked dead. Wait. Did he just smirk up at her? No. Definitely not...
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Dark and delicious
- By sportbikerchic on 05-04-24
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Forged by Magic
- A Falling for Fables Standalone
- By: Jenna Wolfhart
- Narrated by: Zara Eden, Aiden Snow
- Length: 8 hrs and 21 mins
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Trapped in a tower by the emperor who conquered her homeland, Daella yearns for an escape. But as one of the few half-orcs left in the world, she knows she'll never be free, much less find her own happily ever after. Destiny takes an unexpected turn when the emperor offers her a deal. To earn her freedom, she must journey to the mysterious Isles of Fable and track down wielders of outlawed dragon magic. Eager to seize her chance, Daella agrees. When a brutal storm tosses her ship off course, she washes up on the wrong island—right at the feet of Rivelin, a gruff but handsome elven blacksmith.
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Love the story, but audio performance was not good at all
- By micah delbridge on 01-18-24
By: Jenna Wolfhart
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Bungo Stray Dogs, Vol. 1
- Osamu Dazai's Entrance Exam
- By: Kafka Asagiri, Matthew Rutsohn - translator
- Narrated by: Patrick Seitz
- Length: 5 hrs and 11 mins
- Unabridged
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Doppo Kunikida is an idealist and a straitlaced detective at the Armed Detective Agency, an organization that takes on dangerous jobs even the police won’t handle. Everything in his life is going just as he’s planned…until one day, he’s paired up with the agency’s newest hire: a suspicious, eccentric, suicide-obsessed man named Osamu Dazai. Their first case together turns out to be far more complicated than Kunikida anticipated—and it looks like the detective agency’s sworn enemy, the Port Mafia, is somehow involved, too!
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- By Warren Macomber on 06-25-24
By: Kafka Asagiri, and others
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Survival of the Virtuous
- The Evolution of Moral Psychology
- By: Dennis L. Krebs
- Narrated by: Lee Goettl
- Length: 10 hrs and 19 mins
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In this book, evolutionary psychologist Dennis Krebs explains how virtuous behaviors such as altruism, justice, honesty, loyalty, self-control, purity, and respect for authority, have evolved in humans and other species. He argues that the key to solving puzzles of morality—such as what it is, how we acquire moral traits, why we sometimes behave badly, and how we make moral decisions—lies in figuring out what adaptive functions moral traits served in early human environments and how they are influenced by social learning, culture, and strategic social interactions in the modern world.
By: Dennis L. Krebs
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Soulless Saint
- Kings of Kilborn University, Book 1
- By: Elena Lawson
- Narrated by: Bridget Bordeaux, Jake Bordeaux
- Length: 9 hrs and 1 min
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After Dad cut me off, it was time to start over, far away from my past. New city. New university. New life. A whole new me. Too bad they seem hellbent on ruining my plans. The Kings of Kilborn have set their sights on me, threatening to ruin everything I've built for myself. Kaleb is the broken prince, drowning himself in booze and women to fill the dark void within. Hardin is his quietly menacing older brother, with an intense stare that follows me wherever I go. Despised. Desired. Stalked. I try to hate them, but their unyielding attention and rough touches make me feel so alive.
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So good!
- By GS on 12-04-24
By: Elena Lawson
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End of Day
- Jack & Jill Series, Book 1
- By: Jewel E. Ann
- Narrated by: Stefanie Kay
- Length: 10 hrs and 54 mins
- Unabridged
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Behind tinted windows a few yards from mourning family and friends, Jessica and Jude Day witness their parents’ funeral - and their own. Stripped of the only life they’ve ever known, the Days say goodbye to San Francisco forever. Six months and two new identities later, the 30-year-old misfits with elite self-defense skills and penchants for alcohol, sex, and trouble arrive like an earthquake to Peaceful Woods, a retirement community in Omaha, Nebraska, that thrives on rules and gossip. Welcome home, Jackson and Jillian Knight.
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great story
- By Nicole on 12-09-24
By: Jewel E. Ann
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She of Many Dragons
- She of Many Dragons, Book 1
- By: Honour Rae
- Narrated by: Sarah Beth Goer
- Length: 10 hrs and 19 mins
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Living a life of grinding poverty in the General Laborer class, Alice's only hope was the System would someday notice her and reward her hard work. That day arrives when she discovers a System-seed, a one-time chance to change from the lowest to the highest of classes. Now, she is a rare minion-master in charge of an ever-growing horde of dragons. Dragons that will not stay small and cute forever. As each grows and multiplies, so does her power.
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A fun and exciting story
- By Carrie Smith on 11-02-24
By: Honour Rae
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Baker Towers
- By: Jennifer Haigh
- Narrated by: Anna Fields
- Length: 8 hrs and 49 mins
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In a stunning follow-up to her best-selling debut, Mrs. Kimble, Jennifer Haigh returns with Baker Towers, a compelling story of love and loss in a western Pennsylvania mining town in the years after World War II.
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John O'Hare in a minor key
- By Richard on 07-13-05
By: Jennifer Haigh
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Of Blood & Nightmares
- By: Chandelle LaVaun
- Narrated by: Amy Landon
- Length: 10 hrs and 21 mins
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The moment that knight dragged me through The Veil into the realm of Terrea everything changed. This world is nothing like home, it’s like I’ve stepped into a fantasy and traveled back in time. The person I was and the life I lived are gone. Lost. That Veil is not reopening. I’m stuck here…Forever.
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DNF - 20 minutes is all it took.
- By Kaitlin Peeler on 01-06-24
By: Chandelle LaVaun
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Bears in Mind
- Ursa Shifters, Book 1
- By: Sam Hall
- Narrated by: Sofia Lette, Dorje Swallow
- Length: 9 hrs and 59 mins
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My ex-husband broke my heart by asking for an open marriage. Then I found out he had already been sleeping with someone else. So I dumped his butt and moved out. In the process, I found myself in the arms of four smoking-hot strangers. They pull out all the stops, lavishing me with all of the attention I’d been missing out on. But these guys have a secret. Am I going to be able to cope with the truth when it comes out, or is it going to be too much to bear?
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Fanfreakingtastic!!!
- By Chrysanthemum on 11-13-23
By: Sam Hall
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86 - Eighty-Six, Vol. 1
- By: Asato Asato, Shirabii, Matthew Rutsohn
- Narrated by: Suzie Yeung, Alejandro Saab
- Length: 8 hrs and 29 mins
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The Republic of San Magnolia has long been under attack from the neighboring Giadian Empire's army of unmanned drones known as the Legion. After years of painstaking research, the Republic finally developed autonomous drones of their own, turning the one-sided struggle into a war without casualties-or at least, that's what the government claims. In truth, there is no such thing as a bloodless war. Beyond the fortified walls protecting the eighty-five Republic territories lies the "nonexistent" Eighty-Sixth Sector.
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It's Been awhile Handler One...
- By Riceguard on 07-12-22
By: Asato Asato, and others
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- Wendy
- 11-04-24
Not frantically exciting
I really liked this book. A cosy, bit funny, with a bit of action. Will look forward to to the next instalment to see how it goes.
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- Nikki B
- 12-05-24
My fav. series ever
I LOVE this author’s work.
I have not yet read a more interesting and creative series as this one!
I wish the voice actor showed a little more diversity in character voices.. the male vs. female voices aren’t obvious to me, and I feel Cress has been portrayed completely wrong. She’s a badass warrior, but sounds like another faceless female here.
I’m also bummed that the main character is voiced as if she is in her early 60’s.. It’s fairly troubling to me as Susan *is* a tiny bit “older” (in her mid 40’s)… but this isn’t the 80’s.
40 y.o. no longer appears to be 50 y.o.
But I digress, I first came across this series on kindle unlimited, and it was love after I got through the first few chapters.
I started with the series about the woman and her banana demon, found Susan, then went back and read the entirety of this author’s published works… and I throughly enjoy them all.
Again, I find this author’s stories to be engaging, highly creative, and interesting!!
If the audio version doesn’t do it for you, do yourself a favor and read the books! My inner voice found all of Lauretta’s stories to have a LOT to work with. :)
I would like to see more of Susan in the future, though! And I find the following series to lean quite dark. Still creative, but far more serious.
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- Jason J. Williams
- 12-18-24
This is the one!
This had me laughing so hard, but I’m not surprised because all Lauretta books have great humor. Great story line, and I can’t wait to read book 2!
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- Beatrice
- 11-19-24
5 stars
I was a bit hesitant to read this book because the title seems to weird. But I have to say I was pleasantly surprised by how entertaining this book is. I look forward to the next book.
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- Lisa
- 12-17-24
Outstanding!!!
Oh man, I absolutely loved this book! I love Susan and seeing her grow in realizations about herself, while learning about all things magic. This book provides an interesting take on the magical world and realms, drawing me in!
Narration was excellent! The perfect pace, feeling, and emotion in her voice, as well as great inflection.
I recommend this book to all ages and am now going to get the next in the series, as I can't wait to see what happens next!
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