
Tea You at the Altar
Tomes & Tea, Book 3
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Rebecca Thorne
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"A skillful narration of this story, especially its humor, makes this a fun and enjoyable performance." —AudioFile on Can't Spell Treason Without Tea
The Princess Bride meets Bookshops and Bonedust in the third audiobook of the Tomes & Tea series, where our favorite lesbian pirates must navigate the ultimate maelstrom—their own wedding!
Kianthe and Reyna are ready to finally walk down the aisle—in just seven days, their wedding of a wifetime will be a reality. There's loads to do—but like all best laid plans, everything seems to be going awry.
Between their baby dragons causing mayhem in Tawney, Kianthe's uptight parents inviting themselves to the wedding, and Reyna becoming embroiled in a secret plot to overthrow Queen Tilaine, the world seems against them—how are they going to live long enough to say "I do"?
A Macmillan Audio production from Bramble Books.
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- Length: 13 hrs and 22 mins
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Shara Isador’s back for justice… and Blood. Her first match with the queen of Rome might have temporarily ended in a draw, but she has plenty of other battles brewing. Taking her seat at the Triskeles Triune brings immense new power to House Isador. And for a vampire queen, with great power comes great hunger. To sustain and feed her new power, she needs more Blood. Desperately. Before the Dauphine can attack her nest again. She already turned Shara’s dead mother into a walking zombie to send a nasty message.
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- By Carin on 04-10-25
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Unexpected You
- Sapph in the City, Book 1
- By: Chelsea M. Cameron
- Narrated by: Zura Johnson, Chelsea Melone
- Length: 6 hrs and 22 mins
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When I applied for a job as a personal assistant, I had no idea I'd be working for THE Eloise Roth. One of the queens of romance novels, who has dozens of bestsellers under her belt. I also had no idea that she would be strict, demanding, and difficult. Every single day I think about quitting, but for some reason I keep coming back for more. I have no idea when the hell Eloise went from my intimidating boss to the woman who stars in all of my dirtiest fantasies, but it's becoming a real problem, and my already scattered brain is having even more trouble functioning. I'm so getting fired.
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Narrator made it worse!
- By Amanda on 03-09-25
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Sapphic Seduction
- A F/F Taboo Romance
- By: R.J. Castille
- Narrated by: Elizabeth Stockton
- Length: 4 hrs and 46 mins
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Tanya Hammond is a good wife, giving everything she has to her husband, a demanding, unpleasable soul. Fixated on the almighty dollar, Rory Hammond systematically shuts his wife out, withdrawing all of his attention and forcing Tanya into the darkness, a situation she eventually just could not tolerate. Rory’s sister, Naomi, was brought into their lives intentionally as a distraction. A sensitive, sensual and responsive (and downright irresistible) being, Tanya soon finds herself intrigued by her every move.
By: R.J. Castille
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Stay
- By: Valerie Kapp
- Narrated by: Sarah Beth Pfeifer
- Length: 7 hrs and 21 mins
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When grief becomes a sanctuary, letting go feels like betrayal. For six years, Dayna Baldwin has wrapped herself in memories of Catherine, her beloved partner taken too soon by a heart attack. Now, Tegan Roberts has returned to their small town, trading lesson plans for the challenging role of caring for her mother with Alzheimer's. A chance encounter in a grocery store aisle sets both women's carefully ordered worlds spinning. When they meet again at a charity golf tournament, the attraction between them seems impossible to ignore.
By: Valerie Kapp
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Asra's Mate
- A Lesbian Paranormal Romance (Fated Mates, Book 11)
- By: Jenna Kent
- Narrated by: NZVO
- Length: 3 hrs and 43 mins
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In the heart of Snowbush Falls, a tale of love and redemption unfolds. Asra, a fierce lion shifter, has spent a century alone, yearning for a mate. When Kade offers refuge in the peaceful community, Asra seizes the chance to thaw her frozen heart. Reconnecting with family, Asra's new life takes a dramatic turn when her old pride arrives, stirring unresolved tensions. Amidst this chaos, she discovers Jada—her destined mate, trapped in the clutches of a cruel family. Jada, scarred by years of abuse, finds unexpected sanctuary with Asra.
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Another great one
- By Amber on 03-08-25
By: Jenna Kent
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Bride of the Elven Innkeeper
- A Cozy Lesbian Romance in the Tavern
- By: Autumn Wolff
- Narrated by: Rose Cowel
- Length: 7 hrs and 51 mins
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Running a successful inn is hard work. There are customers to check in, food to prepare, horses to stable, and much more for Lucia to juggle. The crystal elf spends her days working 16-hour shifts to keep the Flying Filly in business. There's little time for a life outside of work beyond what quiet moments she finds before bed to crack open a book. And if there's no time for hobbies or social events, Lucia definitely has no room in her schedule for romance.
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Cozy Lesbian Romance
- By Lex on 10-22-24
By: Autumn Wolff
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Head Above Water
- By: Emma Chamberlain, Blythe Stone
- Narrated by: Virtual Voice
- Length: 12 hrs and 40 mins
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Two teenage girls at a private school somehow find themselves falling in love... Zoe Davis and Ryan Astor are nothing alike on the outside. Blonde and unpolished, Zoe struggles to fit in with the high-caliber rich crowd at Brentwood High. A scholarship honey, her athletics carry her far. Ryan Astor, on the other hand, has all the money and all the brains, but she can't seem to overcome her emotional struggles after a brutal year of disappointments and a disastrous summer away. When a random party lands Ryan in Zoe's lap, Zoe can't seem to shake her new addiction to the somewhat shy and ...
By: Emma Chamberlain, and others
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Brigands & Breadknives
- Legends & Lattes
- By: Travis Baldree
- Narrated by: Travis Baldree
- Length: 11 hrs and 18 mins
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Fern has weathered the stillness and storms of a bookseller’s life for decades, but now, in the face of crippling ennui, transplants herself to the city of Thune to hang out her shingle beside a long-absent friend’s coffee shop. What could be a better pairing? Surely a charming renovation montage will cure what ails her! If only things were so simple… It turns out that fixing your life isn’t a one-time prospect, nor as easy as a change of scenery and a lick of paint.
By: Travis Baldree
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A New Leash on Love
- By: Jaime Clevenger, Aurora Rey
- Narrated by: Lori Prince
- Length: 9 hrs and 26 mins
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Rocky Springs is the last place Kit Hartman wants to be. But when the home renovation show that was supposed to be her big break gets canceled, she has no choice but to return to the sleepy little mountain town and take a job in the family business. The only good news is that she finally has time to adopt a dog. Olive might be a perfect dog someday. For now, she's a naughty handful. And when she knocks down an attractive stranger at the dog park, Kit realizes she's in over her head. Especially since the stranger is someone she recognizes.
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Sweet and Sour
- By Corie Mays on 04-04-25
By: Jaime Clevenger, and others
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Fable for the End of the World
- By: Ava Reid
- Narrated by: Gail Shalan, Emily Lawrence
- Length: 10 hrs and 48 mins
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Inesa lives with her brother in a half-sunken town where they scrape by running a taxidermy shop. Unbeknownst to Inesa, their cruel and indolent mother has accrued an enormous debt—enough to qualify one of her children for Caerus’s livestreamed assassination spectacle: the Lamb’s Gauntlet. Melinoë is a Caerus assassin, trained to track and kill the sacrificial Lambs. The product of neural reconditioning and physiological alteration, she is a living weapon, known for her cold brutality and deadly beauty.
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Alright…
- By Anonymous User on 04-06-25
By: Ava Reid
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Timeless
- By: Nicole Pyland
- Narrated by: Quinn Riley
- Length: 14 hrs and 30 mins
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Quinn has no idea why a short trip to a small town turned into her moving there and buying an antique shop, but after five years of waiting, her answer walks right through the shop’s door. Leaving the big city, Abby Brennon, a best-selling author, moves back home after looking for the quiet calm that comes from living in a small town but also something else that she can’t quite describe even to herself. When she walks into the antique shop and sees Quinn Jordan, things start to make sense.
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Definitely a must-read!
- By Lexy Lou on 04-16-25
By: Nicole Pyland
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- jgames111
- 03-25-25
A coup full of stress and just a bit of coziness
I be honest, not my favorite of the series. The other two book are a wonderful cozy story with two wonderful character in a magical and inclusive world. This story had less coziness as it just mainly about how to overthrow the Queen, which honestly was a bit boring in the beginning. The family drama and theology was more interesting than the coup itself, with the murder investigation being done by side characters off screen.
The second half I start getting into it as they have a more concrete plan on how they will overthrow the queen. The character are still wonderful as ever and who could hate on baby dragons. Add the narrator doing a wonderful job, its hard to say I did not enjoy the story. I just hope for some more coziness or at the very least more fun and adventure like the second book for the sequel.
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- Sydney M.
- 03-10-25
Different than the others
Honestly, one of the things I loved most about the first two books in the series was that they did not have big cliffhanger endings. I was pretty disappointed to find this one did.
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- CLo
- 03-08-25
love this series
love absolutely everything about this series!!! the characters are great, the story, and most importantly the narrator does an outstanding job bring everything to life. ill be pre-ordering the last installment of the series as soon as i havr a credit for it.
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- Rebecca
- 03-09-25
Left me wanting more
Great to get to spend time in Tawny again while weeding shenanigans ensue. Nothing ever resolves the way I'm expecting can''t wait for book 4 to see how this all comes together. This series gives you all the cozy vibes while telling and engaging story.
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- Leah
- 03-10-25
A wedding, Dragons and a Coup, What could go wrong?
Again Rebecca Thorne made a story with fun characters who rope you into their lives. The puns are excellent, the stakes high, and the love surrounding Reyna and Kianthe inspiring. Can't wait to read/listen again and again. I'm so excited for the next one.
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