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Bronson Pinchot
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Walter Moers
About this listen
"A bluebear has 27 lives. I shall recount thirtreen-and-a-half of them in this book but keep quiet about the rest," says the narrator of Walter Moers’s epic adventure. "Mine is a tale of mortal danger and eternal love, of hair’s breadth, last-minute escapes...."
Welcome to the fantastic world of Zamonia, populated by all manner of extraordinary characters, including Minipirates, Hobgoblins, Babbling Billows, the Spiderwitch, the Troglotroll, and the Mountain Maggot. It’s a land of imaginative lunacy and supreme adventure, wicked satire and epic fantasy, all mixed together and turned on its head.
Playful enough for young adult readers, yet as intricate and engaging as any work of literary fiction, The 13 1/2 Lives of Captain Bluebear has the plot of a novel and the spontaneity and humor of a vintage comic book, making it already an instant cult classic.
©1999 Eichborn GmbH & Co (P)2010 Blackstone Audio, Inc.Listeners also enjoyed...
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- Paul
- 03-25-11
Hillarious and fantastic book and great listen
At first I'd like to mention that all of Walter Moers books are kind of either you love them or you don't like them - I don't think there's much inbetween. However - if you like humorous, fantastic and intelligently written stories I strongly recommend to either read or listen to one of his books, because chances are high you'll like them.
Some words to the Zamonia novels in general:
Walter Moers is a German author and I read all his Zamonia novels in German first (I'm German too) and listened to two in German (Alchemasters Apprentice and City of Dreaming Books). I think I can say that Zamonia books together are my favorite books.
Nevertheless, I had my doubts, if it would be possible to translate these books accordingly, because Moers created so many new, fantastic words, creatures, locations, sciences etc. in his novels. But I have to admit, after listening the first four hours of Captain Bluebear, that the English version is nearly as good as the German one, even if I as a .
In my opinion, Captain Bluebear is the "least good" (because worst wouldn't be the right expression) of the Zamonia novels, but if you haven't read or listened to any of them yet, I would still recommend you to start with this book, because it gives you the best overview over the Zamonian world. Rumo, the City of Dreaming Books and to some extend the Alchemasters Apprentice sometimes reference to small sections of Captain Bluebear (you would still understand the story without knowing the Bluebear, but it's even more fun, if you recognize some parts from other books again).
There's one big disadvantage that comes with listening to the audio version instead of reading the actual book: You don't get see Moers drawings, which often give you a good picture of what kind of creature Moers is talking about in the respective section.
But this disadvantage is nearly offset by the great way the book is read by Mr. Pinchot. He reads very entertaining and does a great job with the voices!
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- Robert Johnston
- 04-21-17
Too many lists
This is a very fun story. It's read very well. my only real criticism is that the author trends to ramble on in the form of lists. A little editing can go a long way.
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- Kevin Clark
- 02-17-21
Hands down....
Hands down the greatest audiobooks ever. I laughed, I cried and I cringed. Bronson is a national treasure.
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- ultrastoat
- 08-28-18
A fantastic fantasy for all ages
imaginative, adventurous, creative, silly, and heartwarming. this book embodies the feeling of adventure and finding your way in this world. both kids and adults of all ages should read or listen to Captain Bluebear and discover the wonderful worlds and characters inside.
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- madison
- 05-13-19
strange
I didn't care for the rambling. It had entertaining sections. I didn't love it but I'm glad I read it.
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- Thomas Foote
- 06-21-18
Fun Book
It is a little difficult to get into but I really didn’t want it to stop.
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- Gonzalo
- 05-15-18
A magical journey through another land.
Absolutely the best narration by Brandon Pincho I've heard so far, the 13 Lives of Captain Blur Bear takes you on a wonderfully fun journey through the life of a magical bear who has pretty much done everything and gone everywhere.bit was a very entertaining read that never tired me. The only issue is that it is describes as a children's vstory but if so it's for older children as it is somewhat long and heavy on detail and minutiae for the very young. For adults though it is thoroughly enjoyable.
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- SA
- 08-06-18
Very fun!!
Exercising your imagination to have adventures that go beyond the expected scenes of heroic battles. The protagonist is a blue bear called Blue Bear. So expectations get reset from the get go.
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- Ms. Aubria
- 09-03-16
Delightful and brilliant!
One of the most creative books I have ever read! I love the blue bear and his adventures!
I highly recommend this read especially on audio book, the narrator was superb and very entertaining!
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- Annie C. Nickum
- 05-18-21
Awesome book
I loved it it was really awesome and the narrator was good so good adventure
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