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In a hilarious short story from New York Times bestselling author Fredrik Backman, the absurdities of modern life cause one man’s solitary world to spin suddenly, and comically, out of control.
Lucas knows the perfect night entails just three things: video games, wine, and pad thai. Peanuts are a must! Other people? Not so much. Why complicate things when he’s happy alone?
Then one day the apartment board, a vexing trio of authority, rings his doorbell. And Lucas’s solitude takes a startling hike. They demand to see his frying pan. Someone left one next to the recycling room overnight, and instead of removing the errant object, as Lucas suggests, they insist on finding the guilty party. But their plan backfires. Colossally.
Told in Fredrik Backman’s singular witty style with sharply drawn characters and relatable antics, The Answer Is No is a laugh-out-loud portrait of a man struggling to keep to himself in a world that won’t leave him alone.
©2024 by Vecka 16 AB (P)2024 Brilliance Publishing, Inc., all rights reserved. Translation © 2024 by Elizabeth DeNoma.Listeners also enjoyed...
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Novellas Are Horrible!!!!!
- By 3xcharm on 12-28-17
By: Fredrik Backman
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My Friends
- A Novel
- By: Fredrik Backman
- Length: 21 hrs and 30 mins
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Most people don’t even notice them—three tiny figures sitting at the end of a long pier in the corner of one of the most famous paintings in the world. Most people think it’s just a depiction of the sea. But Louisa, an artist herself, knows otherwise and she is determined to find out the story of these three enigmatic figures. Twenty-five years earlier, in a distant town, a group of teenagers find refuge from their difficult home lives by spending their days laughing and telling stories out on a pier.
By: Fredrik Backman
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Five Stolen Rings
- By: Gracie Ruth Mitchell
- Narrated by: Rylee Kuberra, John Rogers
- Length: 7 hrs and 17 mins
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Stella Partridge never expected to move back to her hometown. She never expected to be a house-sitter for the twelve days leading up to Christmas as a desperate bid to earn some extra money. And she definitely never expected to recognize the thief that breaks into the house she's watching: Jack Piorra, her childhood best friend, the one who turned cold and distant overnight and never told her why.
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Mediocre rom com
- By Kristi B. Twichell on 12-21-24
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The Close-Up
- By: Pip Drysdale
- Narrated by: Billie Fulford-Brown
- Length: 10 hrs and 7 mins
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A struggling author discovers the dark side of fame when a stalker begins reenacting violent events from her thriller in this electrifying and twisty new novel.
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Drawn out
- By Secret agent Smith on 12-19-24
By: Pip Drysdale
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The Lost Past of Billy McQueen
- By: Neil Alexander
- Narrated by: Neil Alexander, Patrick Moy, Ruairi Conaghan
- Length: 8 hrs and 58 mins
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It's been over thirty years since Billy last called Northern Ireland home. Back then, his secret love for schoolfriend Conor was the only shining light that kept him going during troubled times. That is, until their romance was tragically cut short when Conor disappeared without a trace. Now a phone call draws Billy back home when his mother falls into a coma. While sorting through old belongings, he stumbles upon an envelope bearing his name. Inside, he finds a mysterious note and a mixtape left by Conor - dated the very day he disappeared in 1989.
By: Neil Alexander
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Say No More
- By: Caroline Overington
- Narrated by: Anna Skellern
- Length: 5 hrs and 47 mins
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Who is Audrey Hoedemaker? It's a question her sister Maureen has heard more times than she can count, and she doesn't know what the short answer would be. Little sister, troubled teen, backpacker, musical theatre coach, con artist, childcare worker. Murderer. A tragic, traumatic childhood casts a long shadow on the Hoedemaker sisters. Maureen has worked hard to move beyond the violence of the past and build a good, honest life for herself. Audrey, however, just can't seem to do the same, careening from one state of chaos to another.
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Great Characterization
- By dovermoyer on 12-14-24
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The Deal of a Lifetime
- A Novella
- By: Fredrik Backman
- Narrated by: Santino Fontana
- Length: 47 mins
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It all begins with a father telling a story to his son on Christmas Eve. But this isn't your typical Christmas story. The father admits to his son that he's taken a life but he won't say whose - not yet. One week earlier, in a hospital late at night, the man met a five-year-old girl with cancer. She's a smart kid - smart enough to know that she won't beat cancer by drawing with crayons all day, but it seems to make the adults happy, so she keeps doing it.
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Novellas Are Horrible!!!!!
- By 3xcharm on 12-28-17
By: Fredrik Backman
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My Friends
- A Novel
- By: Fredrik Backman
- Length: 21 hrs and 30 mins
- Unabridged
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Most people don’t even notice them—three tiny figures sitting at the end of a long pier in the corner of one of the most famous paintings in the world. Most people think it’s just a depiction of the sea. But Louisa, an artist herself, knows otherwise and she is determined to find out the story of these three enigmatic figures. Twenty-five years earlier, in a distant town, a group of teenagers find refuge from their difficult home lives by spending their days laughing and telling stories out on a pier.
By: Fredrik Backman
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Five Stolen Rings
- By: Gracie Ruth Mitchell
- Narrated by: Rylee Kuberra, John Rogers
- Length: 7 hrs and 17 mins
- Unabridged
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Stella Partridge never expected to move back to her hometown. She never expected to be a house-sitter for the twelve days leading up to Christmas as a desperate bid to earn some extra money. And she definitely never expected to recognize the thief that breaks into the house she's watching: Jack Piorra, her childhood best friend, the one who turned cold and distant overnight and never told her why.
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Mediocre rom com
- By Kristi B. Twichell on 12-21-24
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The Close-Up
- By: Pip Drysdale
- Narrated by: Billie Fulford-Brown
- Length: 10 hrs and 7 mins
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A struggling author discovers the dark side of fame when a stalker begins reenacting violent events from her thriller in this electrifying and twisty new novel.
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Drawn out
- By Secret agent Smith on 12-19-24
By: Pip Drysdale
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The Lost Past of Billy McQueen
- By: Neil Alexander
- Narrated by: Neil Alexander, Patrick Moy, Ruairi Conaghan
- Length: 8 hrs and 58 mins
- Unabridged
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It's been over thirty years since Billy last called Northern Ireland home. Back then, his secret love for schoolfriend Conor was the only shining light that kept him going during troubled times. That is, until their romance was tragically cut short when Conor disappeared without a trace. Now a phone call draws Billy back home when his mother falls into a coma. While sorting through old belongings, he stumbles upon an envelope bearing his name. Inside, he finds a mysterious note and a mixtape left by Conor - dated the very day he disappeared in 1989.
By: Neil Alexander
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Say No More
- By: Caroline Overington
- Narrated by: Anna Skellern
- Length: 5 hrs and 47 mins
- Original Recording
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Who is Audrey Hoedemaker? It's a question her sister Maureen has heard more times than she can count, and she doesn't know what the short answer would be. Little sister, troubled teen, backpacker, musical theatre coach, con artist, childcare worker. Murderer. A tragic, traumatic childhood casts a long shadow on the Hoedemaker sisters. Maureen has worked hard to move beyond the violence of the past and build a good, honest life for herself. Audrey, however, just can't seem to do the same, careening from one state of chaos to another.
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Great Characterization
- By dovermoyer on 12-14-24
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And Every Morning the Way Home Gets Longer and Longer
- A Novella
- By: Fredrik Backman
- Narrated by: David Morse
- Length: 1 hr and 9 mins
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Grandpa and Noah are sitting on a bench in a square that keeps getting smaller every day. The square is strange but also familiar, full of the odds and ends that have made up their lives: Grandpa's work desk, the stuffed dragon that Grandpa once gave to Noah, the sweet-smelling hyacinths that Grandma loved to grow in her garden.
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Heartbreakingly Perfect
- By Jmo930 on 11-21-16
By: Fredrik Backman
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Things My Son Needs to Know About the World
- By: Fredrik Backman
- Narrated by: Santino Fontana
- Length: 3 hrs and 10 mins
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Things My Son Needs to Know About the World collects the personal dispatches from the front lines of one of the most daunting experiences any man can experience: fatherhood. As he conveys his profound awe at experiencing all the “firsts” that fill him with wonder and catch him completely unprepared, Fredrik Backman doesn’t shy away from revealing his own false steps and fatherly flaws, tackling issues both great and small, from masculinity and midlife crises to practical jokes and poop.
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Not my favorite Frederick Backman book
- By Frog on 06-16-19
By: Fredrik Backman
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The Grandmother
- By: Jane E. James
- Narrated by: Anna Cordell, Max Dinnen
- Length: 8 hrs and 39 mins
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Two little girls stand with their heads bowed in my living room. I’m told they’re my granddaughters. Daisy is nine, and Alice seven. Daisy is the spitting image of her mother. This is the first time I’ve met them since my daughter and I fell out after she married that waste of space, Vince. They’ve come to live with me because their mother — my daughter — was murdered. In her own home while they slept close by. I think Vince killed her. But the police can’t prove it. I’ve always known he was no good. He treated my daughter like dirt. I said he’d cheat on her — but she wouldn’t listen.
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Good story bad language
- By Patti on 12-18-24
By: Jane E. James
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I Made It Out of Clay
- By: Beth Kander
- Narrated by: Gail Shalan
- Length: 9 hrs and 47 mins
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Nothing’s going well for Eve: she’s single, turning forty, stressed at work and anxious about a recent series of increasingly creepy incidents. Most devastatingly, her beloved father died last year, and her family still won’t acknowledge their sorrow. With her younger sister’s wedding rapidly approaching, Eve is on the verge of panic. She can’t bear to attend the event alone. That’s when she recalls a strange story her Yiddish grandmother once told her, about a protector forged of desperation…and Eve, to her own shock, manages to create a golem.
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A dark rom com with depth
- By Bleu on 12-19-24
By: Beth Kander
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Know Your Newlywed
- By: Heather Taylor, Hillary Nussbaum, Elena Armas
- Narrated by: Mary Mouser, Tyler Posey, Joniece Abbott-Pratt, and others
- Length: 4 hrs and 54 mins
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Tyler Posey (Teen Wolf) and Mary Mouser (Cobra Kai) star in this swoon-worthy, full-cast rom-com! When two super-fans of a beloved dating gameshow hear that it’s being rebooted, they decide to team up and fake a marriage to compete in the hilarious new audiobook Know Your Newlywed, written by Heather Taylor and Hillary Nussbaum, and executive produced by New York Times bestselling author Elena Armas.
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Absolutely the most cutest love story!
- By sidmarie fultonberg on 12-17-24
By: Heather Taylor, and others
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Nobody's Perfect
- By: Sally Kilpatrick
- Narrated by: Coleen Marlo
- Length: 9 hrs and 8 mins
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Vivian Quackenbush enjoys a typical life. She has winesday evenings with her two best friends. Her son is in college. She and her husband, Mitch, are planning the next move for their empty-nester future. But to Vivian’s blindsided surprise…not together. After nearly twenty-five years of marriage, Mitch wants a divorce. He confesses that he doesn’t love her anymore. He never even liked her chicken salad! Brutal. What is Vivian to do but channel her anger, frustration, and pain into a video she posts online.
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A serious issue dealt with humor and the cul-de-sac club!
- By Caroline Hart on 12-21-24
By: Sally Kilpatrick
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Beartown
- By: Fredrik Backman
- Narrated by: Marin Ireland
- Length: 13 hrs and 11 mins
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People say Beartown is finished. A tiny community nestled deep in the forest, it is slowly losing ground to the ever encroaching trees. But down by the lake stands an old ice rink, built generations ago by the working men who founded this town. And in that ice rink is the reason people in Beartown believe tomorrow will be better than today. Their junior ice hockey team is about to compete in the national semifinals, and they actually have a shot at winning.
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Miserable
- By Dee Garza on 06-12-17
By: Fredrik Backman
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I Think We've Been Here Before
- A Novel
- By: Suzy Krause
- Narrated by: Erin Moon
- Length: 10 hrs and 24 mins
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In the same week, Marlen and Hilda’s family receives two significant pieces of news: One, Marlen has been diagnosed with a terminal illness. Two, a cosmic blast is set to render humanity extinct within a matter of months. It seems the coming Christmas on their Saskatchewan farm could be everyone’s last. Preparing for the inevitable, they navigate the time they have left together. Marlen and Hilda channel their energy into improbably prophetic works of art. Hilda’s elderly father receives a longed-for visitor from his past.
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Great read!
- By Deborah Crawford on 12-21-24
By: Suzy Krause
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The Silent Watcher
- Vegas Shadows, Book 1
- By: Victor Methos
- Narrated by: Saskia Maarleveld
- Length: 8 hrs
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Far from the neon glare of the Vegas Strip, attorney Piper Danes walks away from a hotshot law firm to work as a guardian ad litem (GAL). Piper was once a vulnerable youth herself, and a GAL gave her hope when she needed it most. Now she’s committed to paying it forward. Her latest case is unlike any other: fifteen-year-old Sophie Grace is the sole survivor of a gruesome family murder. Teaming up with the formidable Judge Hope Dawson and enigmatic Detective Lazarus Holloway, Piper delves into a world more sinister than she could have imagined.
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I loved this book
- By Amazon Customer on 12-10-24
By: Victor Methos
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Britt-Marie Was Here
- A Novel
- By: Fredrik Backman
- Narrated by: Joan Walker
- Length: 9 hrs and 18 mins
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Britt-Marie can't stand mess. She eats dinner at precisely the right time and starts her day at six in the morning because only lunatics wake up later than that. And she is not passive-aggressive. Not in the least. It's just that sometimes people interpret her helpful suggestions as criticisms, which is certainly not her intention. But at 63, Britt-Marie has had enough. She finally walks out on her loveless 40-year marriage and finds a job in the only place she can: Borg, a small, derelict town devastated by the financial crisis.
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A Gem
- By Sara on 05-12-16
By: Fredrik Backman
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LET IT RIP!
- THE HILARIOUS AND SCIENTIFIC WORLD OF FLATULENCE UNCOVERED
- By: Chappy McGee
- Narrated by: Virtual Voice
- Length: 1 hr and 37 mins
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Dive into the delightful world of flatulence – Discover fascinating facts and hilarious stories about farts, even if you've always dismissed them as "just gas"! Do you find yourself avoiding the topic of flatulence because it seems too juvenile? Does the idea of a conversation starter that combines humor and education sound appealing? Have you ever wondered if there's more to farts than mere childish humor and would love to explore their quirky science? If so, you're not in isolation. Many people consistently overlook the amusing yet scientifically rich world of farts, often due to ...
By: Chappy McGee
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Alive and Well Enough Continues
- By: Jeff Daniels
- Narrated by: Jeff Daniels
- Length: 5 hrs and 37 mins
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Jeff Daniels returns with more skits, more songs, and more boundless audio storytelling in Season 2 of Alive and Well Enough. Again, Daniels begins in the middle of all the action and traipses back and forth, up and down, and side to side in the timeline of his life to figure out how he ended up where he did. But this time, he delves even deeper into his craft. He considers himself one of the few actors who didn’t want to direct, but instead to write, and write abundantly.
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Emotionally..a roller coaster
- By Dorotha K. Thurner on 12-12-24
By: Jeff Daniels
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- joey1603
- 12-01-24
Narrator doesn’t get Backman’s satire or rhythm
I read the short story on Amazon and loved it. I have listened to all of his other books and I couldn’t even make it 10 minutes with this reader. She was over the top and made the main character seem like an *#%hole rather than the humorous curmudgeons Blackman fans adore. The story had me laughing out loud 2-3x a page. This reader butchered it. It only took me about 30 minutes to read it. My recommendation is to read it instead of listening to it.
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- B. Hill
- 12-03-24
The story of a simple person just trying to do his own thing
Good, quick, funny book about humanity and how some folks just want to be left alone. Sometimes simplicity is best. Fun read. Lighthearted.
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- George
- 12-09-24
Lust love this writer!
This is a cute little story about a cute little apartment building. Backman at character and irony.
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- ❤️British Cozy Mysteries
- 12-03-24
Outstanding!
One of my favorite authors! I loved this short story so much! The characters were fantastic 😊
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- Janie
- 12-03-24
Never better!
How can Backman write so beautifully no matter the subject matter? Once again I loved every word!
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- Lidor Wyssocky
- 12-17-24
Intelligent fun
The funniest two hours I’ve spent with a book. Would gladly spend more time with these characters.
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- Anonymous User
- 12-06-24
The narrator was so annoying.
I love this author!!! The narrators voice was so annoying that I could barely finish it. She either performed in a shaky voice or a high pitched voice that was so irritating.
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- Misty Silvers
- 12-17-24
Uplifting message
The humor is different but still funny. Short stories aren’t my normal style but I truly enjoyed this one and the message was perfect.
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- Themorenosfamily
- 12-18-24
Funny, Silly, Outlandish Situational Comedy 🤣
Slow going at first but once it’s going it’s great story . I listened to the entire book in one sitting. This characters outlandish behavior was written I'm sure just make you shake your head in disbelief. It’s truly a great story about an interesting guy who just wants to be by him self . Feeling this way quite a bit in life I can relate. But the story has a great plot twist that begins with a skillet . Must listen for the steal price of 1.33 who can go wrong. I paid more for books that are so terrible and book is truly cute and clean read .
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- Dayna
- 12-07-24
Love Backman, wrong narrator
I love FB. His writing is quirky and his characters are endearingly curmudgeon. The narrator is right for many books, and I like her, but anything by Backman should probably be read by someone who gets his style and doesn’t make the characters sound so shrill and annoying. I blame the director/producer. Too bad but I’ll have to read this with eyes to capture his voice.
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