
The Bad Blonde Gargantuan Waitress
Failed to add items
Add to Cart failed.
Add to Wish List failed.
Remove from wishlist failed.
Adding to library failed
Follow podcast failed
Unfollow podcast failed

Get 2 free audiobooks during trial.
Buy for $3.95
No default payment method selected.
We are sorry. We are not allowed to sell this product with the selected payment method
-
Narrated by:
-
Amber Rainey
-
By:
-
Jeffrey Jeschke
About this listen
Donna was no ordinary waitress. She passed gas constantly on the customers, and she was a gargantuan of a woman. She also assaulted people. Donna was a bully in every way, shape, and form.
©2015 Jeffrey Dale Jeschke (P)2015 Jeffrey Dale JeschkeListeners also enjoyed...
-
The Miraculous Journey of Edward Tulane
- By: Kate DiCamillo
- Narrated by: Judith Ivey
- Length: 1 hr and 55 mins
- Unabridged
-
Overall
-
Performance
-
Story
Kate DiCamillo takes us on an extraordinary journey, from the depths of the ocean to the net of a fisherman, from the top of a garbage heap to the fireside of a hoboes' camp, from the bedside of an ailing child to the bustling streets of Memphis. And along the way, we are shown a true miracle, that even a heart of the most breakable kind can learn to love, to lose, and to love again.
-
-
Stunning, Healing
- By Chris on 07-21-06
By: Kate DiCamillo
-
A Monster Calls
- Inspired by an Idea from Siobhan Dowd
- By: Patrick Ness
- Narrated by: Jason Isaacs
- Length: 3 hrs and 59 mins
- Unabridged
-
Overall
-
Performance
-
Story
At seven minutes past midnight, thirteen-year-old Conor wakes to find a monster outside his bedroom window. But it isn’t the monster Conor’s been expecting - he’s been expecting the one from his nightmare, the nightmare he’s had nearly every night since his mother started her treatments. The monster in his backyard is different. It’s ancient. And wild. And it wants something from Conor. Something terrible and dangerous. It wants the truth.
-
-
A good "one-timer" for all ages
- By TVNerd95 on 09-10-16
By: Patrick Ness
-
The Thing about December
- By: Donal Ryan
- Narrated by: Wayne Farrell
- Length: 6 hrs and 14 mins
- Unabridged
-
Overall
-
Performance
-
Story
While the Celtic Tiger rages, and greed becomes the norm, Johnsey Cunliffe desperately tries to hold on to the familiar, even as he loses those who all his life have protected him from a harsh world. Following the deaths first of his father and then his mother, Johnsey inherits the family farm, and a healthy bank account, both of which he proves incapable of managing on his own. Village bullies and scheming land-grabbers stand in his way, no matter where he turns.
-
-
Inner Thoughts of a Mentally Challenged Man
- By asassyvic on 01-21-15
By: Donal Ryan
-
When I Found You
- By: Catherine Ryan Hyde
- Narrated by: Jeff Cummings
- Length: 10 hrs and 8 mins
- Unabridged
-
Overall
-
Performance
-
Story
Nathan McCann thought he didn't want a family. But when he finds an abandoned newborn in the woods, he feels an inexplicable bond with the boy and starts to make plans to raise the child as his own - until the baby's grandmother steps forward to claim him. Nathan makes a request of her, though: to one day bring the boy to meet his rescuer.
-
-
Love comes from many places
- By Zabie on 11-27-13
-
Cirque du Freak: A Living Nightmare
- The Saga of Darren Shan, Book 1
- By: Darren Shan
- Narrated by: Ralph Lister
- Length: 5 hrs and 34 mins
- Unabridged
-
Overall
-
Performance
-
Story
Darren Shan and his best friend, Steve, get tickets to the Cirque du Freak, a wonderfully gothic freak show featuring weird, frightening half human/half animals who interact terrifyingly with the audience. In the midst of the excitement, true terror raises its head when Steve recognizes that one of the performers - Mr. Crepsley - is a vampire! Steve confronts the vampire after the show finishes - but his motives are surprising!
-
-
Still love it.
- By Remi Gervais on 08-24-15
By: Darren Shan
-
Big Fish
- A Novel of Mythic Proportions
- By: Daniel Wallace
- Narrated by: Tom Stechschulte
- Length: 5 hrs and 23 mins
- Unabridged
-
Overall
-
Performance
-
Story
Edward Bloom, an aging salesman, is dying. As his grown son, William, cares for him, the young man tries to focus on what he knows about his father’s life. Story after story surfaces in William’s memory, and he shares mythic visions of a fantastic father who was loved by all - a man who was the best runner, fisherman, businessman, and adventurer in the world. Big Fish tells these tall tales of Edward Bloom’s life. Punctuated with his vast repertory of jokes, they set the stage for Edward’s final, wonderful transformation.
-
-
movie was better
- By stephanie Colclough on 01-05-15
By: Daniel Wallace
-
The Miraculous Journey of Edward Tulane
- By: Kate DiCamillo
- Narrated by: Judith Ivey
- Length: 1 hr and 55 mins
- Unabridged
-
Overall
-
Performance
-
Story
Kate DiCamillo takes us on an extraordinary journey, from the depths of the ocean to the net of a fisherman, from the top of a garbage heap to the fireside of a hoboes' camp, from the bedside of an ailing child to the bustling streets of Memphis. And along the way, we are shown a true miracle, that even a heart of the most breakable kind can learn to love, to lose, and to love again.
-
-
Stunning, Healing
- By Chris on 07-21-06
By: Kate DiCamillo
-
A Monster Calls
- Inspired by an Idea from Siobhan Dowd
- By: Patrick Ness
- Narrated by: Jason Isaacs
- Length: 3 hrs and 59 mins
- Unabridged
-
Overall
-
Performance
-
Story
At seven minutes past midnight, thirteen-year-old Conor wakes to find a monster outside his bedroom window. But it isn’t the monster Conor’s been expecting - he’s been expecting the one from his nightmare, the nightmare he’s had nearly every night since his mother started her treatments. The monster in his backyard is different. It’s ancient. And wild. And it wants something from Conor. Something terrible and dangerous. It wants the truth.
-
-
A good "one-timer" for all ages
- By TVNerd95 on 09-10-16
By: Patrick Ness
-
The Thing about December
- By: Donal Ryan
- Narrated by: Wayne Farrell
- Length: 6 hrs and 14 mins
- Unabridged
-
Overall
-
Performance
-
Story
While the Celtic Tiger rages, and greed becomes the norm, Johnsey Cunliffe desperately tries to hold on to the familiar, even as he loses those who all his life have protected him from a harsh world. Following the deaths first of his father and then his mother, Johnsey inherits the family farm, and a healthy bank account, both of which he proves incapable of managing on his own. Village bullies and scheming land-grabbers stand in his way, no matter where he turns.
-
-
Inner Thoughts of a Mentally Challenged Man
- By asassyvic on 01-21-15
By: Donal Ryan
-
When I Found You
- By: Catherine Ryan Hyde
- Narrated by: Jeff Cummings
- Length: 10 hrs and 8 mins
- Unabridged
-
Overall
-
Performance
-
Story
Nathan McCann thought he didn't want a family. But when he finds an abandoned newborn in the woods, he feels an inexplicable bond with the boy and starts to make plans to raise the child as his own - until the baby's grandmother steps forward to claim him. Nathan makes a request of her, though: to one day bring the boy to meet his rescuer.
-
-
Love comes from many places
- By Zabie on 11-27-13
-
Cirque du Freak: A Living Nightmare
- The Saga of Darren Shan, Book 1
- By: Darren Shan
- Narrated by: Ralph Lister
- Length: 5 hrs and 34 mins
- Unabridged
-
Overall
-
Performance
-
Story
Darren Shan and his best friend, Steve, get tickets to the Cirque du Freak, a wonderfully gothic freak show featuring weird, frightening half human/half animals who interact terrifyingly with the audience. In the midst of the excitement, true terror raises its head when Steve recognizes that one of the performers - Mr. Crepsley - is a vampire! Steve confronts the vampire after the show finishes - but his motives are surprising!
-
-
Still love it.
- By Remi Gervais on 08-24-15
By: Darren Shan
-
Big Fish
- A Novel of Mythic Proportions
- By: Daniel Wallace
- Narrated by: Tom Stechschulte
- Length: 5 hrs and 23 mins
- Unabridged
-
Overall
-
Performance
-
Story
Edward Bloom, an aging salesman, is dying. As his grown son, William, cares for him, the young man tries to focus on what he knows about his father’s life. Story after story surfaces in William’s memory, and he shares mythic visions of a fantastic father who was loved by all - a man who was the best runner, fisherman, businessman, and adventurer in the world. Big Fish tells these tall tales of Edward Bloom’s life. Punctuated with his vast repertory of jokes, they set the stage for Edward’s final, wonderful transformation.
-
-
movie was better
- By stephanie Colclough on 01-05-15
By: Daniel Wallace
-
The Supremes at Earl's All-You-Can-Eat
- By: Edward Kelsey Moore
- Narrated by: Pamella D'Pella, Adenrele Ojo
- Length: 12 hrs and 25 mins
- Unabridged
-
Overall
-
Performance
-
Story
Earl’s All-You-Can-Eat is home away from home for this inseparable Plainview, Indiana, trio. Dubbed "The Supremes" by high school pals in the tumultuous 1960s, they weather life’s storms together for the next four decades. Now, during their most challenging year yet, dutiful, proud, and talented Clarice must struggle to keep up appearances as she deals with her husband’s humiliating infidelities. Beautiful, fragile Barbara Jean is rocked by the tragic reverberations of a youthful love affair. And fearless Odette engages in the most terrifying battle of her life....
-
-
An AMAZING audible book...
- By Margaret on 03-16-13
-
Hatched
- Invisible Spiders, Volume 1
- By: Jason R. Davis
- Narrated by: Darren Marlar
- Length: 8 hrs and 59 mins
- Unabridged
-
Overall
-
Performance
-
Story
It is the morning hours in the small town of Hammond and, as the town wakes up it finds that there is something spreading. Something that is not seen until it is too late because by then, you are already infected. At that point, they are already... Hatched.
-
-
That can of Raid won't help you...
- By Kim Venatries on 02-26-14
By: Jason R. Davis
-
The Final Confession of Mabel Stark
- By: Robert Hough
- Narrated by: Betty Bobbitt
- Length: 14 hrs and 25 mins
- Unabridged
-
Overall
-
Performance
-
Story
Barely five feet tall, suicidally courageous, obsessed with tigers, and sexually eccentric, Mabel Stark was the greatest female tiger trainer in history. Clad in her leather suits and married five times, she was the Mae West of tiger taming. In the 1910s and 1920s, when circus was the most popular entertainment in America, Mabel Stark was the biggest attraction for the Ringling Brothers Barnum & Bailey circus.
-
-
A fun book perfectly narrated!
- By James on 03-07-05
By: Robert Hough
-
A Glimmer of Hope
- The Avalon Chronicles, Book 1
- By: Steve McHugh
- Narrated by: Elizabeth Knowelden
- Length: 11 hrs and 24 mins
- Unabridged
-
Overall
-
Performance
-
Story
Layla Cassidy has always wanted a normal life, and the chance to put her father's brutal legacy behind her. And in her final year of university she's finally found it. Or so she thinks. But when Layla accidentally activates an ancient scroll, she is bestowed with an incredible, inhuman power. She plunges into a dangerous new world, full of mythical creatures and menace - all while a group of fanatics will stop at nothing to turn her abilities to their cause.
-
-
Back with the Hellequin gang!
- By Montzalee Wittmann on 07-15-18
By: Steve McHugh
-
Lifted by the Great Nothing
- By: Karim Dimechkie
- Narrated by: Neil Shah
- Length: 8 hrs and 52 mins
- Unabridged
-
Overall
-
Performance
-
Story
Max doesn't remember his mother, who was murdered by burglars before they emigrated from Beirut to New Jersey. He lives with his father, Rasheed, who is enamored of his concept of American culture - baseball and barbeques - and tries to shed his Lebanese heritage completely.
-
-
Excellent
- By Cheyenne on 06-13-15
By: Karim Dimechkie
-
The Life of Lee
- By: Lee Evans
- Narrated by: Lee Evans
- Length: 10 hrs and 15 mins
- Unabridged
-
Overall
-
Performance
-
Story
Lee Evans is one of the best-loved comedians in the country; a Hollywood star able to sell out arenas in the blink of eye. But he was not always such a roaring success. Read unabridged by the man himself, the audiobook edition of The Life of Lee is an utterly hilarious and very moving autobiography, charting his ups and downs on the way to the top.
-
-
Moving and Inspiring
- By Jahnos on 06-24-15
By: Lee Evans
-
The Light Within Me
- Volume 1
- By: Carly Fall
- Narrated by: Kevin Scollin
- Length: 7 hrs and 47 mins
- Unabridged
-
Overall
-
Performance
-
Story
When Abby and Noah meet, there is an explosive attraction between them that neither can deny.... As a shy, awkward, social misfit, Abby has gone her whole life feeling as though she's different from everyone else and she simply doesn't fit in well with society as a whole. She longs to feel a real connection with someone, and she finally does when she meets Noah. Unbeknownst to Abby, Noah is from another world and his sole purpose is to hunt down the evil of his people that was unleashed on Earth hundreds of years ago.
-
-
Could Have Been Great!
- By Lia on 12-21-14
By: Carly Fall
-
High Tide
- By: Jude Deveraux
- Narrated by: Jenna Stern
- Length: 4 hrs and 25 mins
- Abridged
-
Overall
-
Performance
-
Story
rising star at a Manhattan corporation, Fiona is a New Yorker through and through, with a New Yorker's disdain for anywhere but the city's bustling streets. When her boss inexplicably sends her to handle a new account in the Florida Everglades, it may as well be another planet to city-slicker Fiona. But this is no ordinary business meeting: Fiona is to join her client on a rustic fishing expedition, accompanied by a guide with the larger-than-life name of Ace Montgomery.
-
-
THE GREATEST
- By Georgette Collins on 08-03-19
By: Jude Deveraux
-
Chasing Windmills
- By: Catherine Ryan Ryan Hyde
- Narrated by: Jesse Bernstein, Amber Sealey
- Length: 8 hrs and 57 mins
- Unabridged
-
Overall
-
Performance
-
Story
Sebastian, a lonely 17-year-old, is suffocating under his dominant father's control. In the 10 years since his mother passed away, his father has kept him "safe" by barely allowing him out of their apartment. Sebastian's secret late-night subway rides are rare acts of rebellion.
-
-
Corny ending, but a good story up until then.
- By C. Davis on 10-11-15
-
Why Me?
- By: Sarah Burleton
- Narrated by: Tanya Eby
- Length: 2 hrs and 53 mins
- Unabridged
-
Overall
-
Performance
-
Story
Imagine never being able to close your eyes and remember the feel of your mother’s arms wrapped around you. Now imagine closing your eyes and remembering your mother’s tears splashing down on your face as she is on top of you, crying as she is trying to choke you to death. My mother left me these memories and many more during my traumatic childhood. After many years of struggling with trying to understand "Why me?" I took back control of my life and started saying, "It was me, now what am I going to do?" The answer is my book, "Why Me?"
-
-
Truly heart breaking
- By Brook Wright on 09-27-20
By: Sarah Burleton
-
Best Boy
- A Novel
- By: Eli Gottlieb
- Narrated by: Bronson Pinchot
- Length: 7 hrs and 20 mins
- Unabridged
-
Overall
-
Performance
-
Story
Sent to a "therapeutic community" for autism at the age of 11, Todd Aaron, now in his '50s, is the "old fox" of Payton Living Center. A joyous man who rereads the encyclopedia compulsively, he is unnerved by the sudden arrivals of a menacing new staffer and a disruptive, brain-injured roommate. His equilibrium is further worsened by Martine, a one-eyed new resident who has romantic intentions and convinces him to go off his meds to feel "normal" again.
-
-
Good but with a Couple O' Caveats...
- By Gillian on 04-27-16
By: Eli Gottlieb
-
The Laws of Nature
- A Collection of Short Stories of Horror, Anxiety, Tragedy and Loss
- By: Ashley Franz Holzmann
- Narrated by: Mr. Creepy Pasta
- Length: 3 hrs and 32 mins
- Unabridged
-
Overall
-
Performance
-
Story
There is a dark side to human nature that can be neither wished away nor completely mitigated. Ashley Franz Holzmann details just several of these laws in his introduction to The Laws of Nature: A Collection of Short Stories of Horror, Anxiety, Tragedy and Loss before taking his readers on a journey through the bizarre, the terrifying, and, ultimately, the disturbingly real truths that underlie much of modern American life.
-
-
Mr. Creepy Pasta is an amazing voice for horror
- By Midwestbonsai on 04-04-16