
The Bible of Unspeakable Truths
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Greg Gutfeld
Renowned fake conservative pundit Stephen Colbert may have coined the word truthiness, but it's Greg Gutfeld, real conservative political pundit and host of the Fox News Channel's Red Eye who has made a name for himself by unabashedly pronouncing the actual uncomfortable truthiness of life that is sure to shock the P.C.
The Bible of Unspeakable Truths is packed full of his most aggressive (and hilarious) rants, with each chapter devoted to a single "unspeakable truth". For example, in one chapter he might be ranting that "liberals are the least liberal minded people you know," and in the next, "You aren't racist if you make fun of poor whites."
Though Gutfeld is best known for his "straight-from-the-gut" political commentary, as featured every night on Red Eye as well as his blog, The Daily Gut, this book will go well beyond politics, exploring pop culture, current events, and nearly every other aspect of life, such as "if house cats were your size, they would eat you without a second thought," "PETA would never march for a vulture," "The media wanted bird flu to kill thousands," "Attractive people don't write for a living," and "Ethan Hawke is a rodent."
With an irreverent voice, sharp wit, and a take on nearly everything, this "manual about how to think about things, for people equipped to think about things" will be one that listeners either love wholeheartedly, or love to hate - and will guarantee to entertain and amuse anyone who's ever been afraid to say what they really thought. As Greg says, "In the end, this book should make you nod your head a lot, and laugh more. If it doesn't then you should probably seek medical help. I did. And I am the better for it!"
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if you've never heard of Gutfeld, or don't have a sense of humor... you'll have no idea what's going on.
Lot's of fun!
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Would you recommend this audiobook to a friend? If so, why?
Yes would recommend- funny, entertaining, refreshing.What was the most compelling aspect of this narrative?
The fact that hypocrasy is alive and wellHave you listened to any of Greg Gutfeld’s other performances before? How does this one compare?
N/AWas there a moment in the book that particularly moved you?
When Greg ,makes you realize what is really important in life.Any additional comments?
Great read, cant wait for the nextGreg is bulwark of intellectual prowess--A+ funny
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Great listen!
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What made the experience of listening to The Bible of Unspeakable Truths the most enjoyable?
Very simply, he's funny, brutally honest and (omg) NOT a Liberal! Gutfeld says what needs to be said...the truth and he delivers it with a cartoon rubber mallet that hits hard. Honestly one of best Social/Political Commentaries I have ever read. He's not a carbon copy of an Agenda with exaggerated flourishes (a'la Bill Mahr, Jon Stewart etc...) he makes Everyone uncomfortable, Conservatives included. My advice, read this...you will laugh (regardless of your political leanings), you'll probably cringe. Hopefully Gutfeld will get the wide exposure he deserves...plain old honesty deserves a platform too.Who was your favorite character and why?
GregWhich scene was your favorite?
The section onIf you were to make a film of this book, what would be the tag line be?
BRUTAL TRUTHGutfeld is a comedic & observational genius
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Positively Horrible... by that I mean Outstanding!
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If you could sum up The Bible of Unspeakable Truths in three words, what would they be?
Smart, Unleashed HumorWho was your favorite character and why?
Well Greg of course...he says what we all generally think and happily justifies it with whit and obsurd connections.What does Greg Gutfeld bring to the story that you wouldn’t experience if you just read the book?
He brings his real humor in his voice and also in how he will sometimes just stray from the lines in the book with new insight on the subject he is discussing.What’s the most interesting tidbit you’ve picked up from this book?
That unicorn porn can be known as unipornAny additional comments?
Great book for anyone who likes unabashed whit and truly funny s--t!New Greg Listener...and very happy
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Greg is God
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Great read!
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