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Bailed out of jail and holed up in a low-rent motel, amnesiac Eric Ashworth has only the memory of a woman’s name: Desiree. With steadily increasing doses of a strange new hallucinogen, Ashworth finds that the drug allows him to reassemble his past in broken fragments.
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nightmares
- By George H. Cox on 07-12-10
By: Craig Clevenger
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Dead Money
- A Novel
- By: Jakob Kerr
- Narrated by: Rachel Music
- Length: 12 hrs and 59 mins
- Unabridged
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A Silicon Valley fixer investigates a billionaire founder's death while pursuing her own agenda in this twisty, sharply observed debut mystery from a tech world insider.
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Good but not ideal for audiobook
- By Hailey P Waitt on 02-28-25
By: Jakob Kerr
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Fortune Favors the Dead
- A Novel
- By: Stephen Spotswood
- Narrated by: Kirsten Potter
- Length: 8 hrs and 31 mins
- Unabridged
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It's 1942 and Willowjean "Will" Parker is a scrappy circus runaway whose knife-throwing skills have just saved the life of New York's best, and most unorthodox, private investigator, Lillian Pentecost. When the dapper detective summons Will a few days later, she doesn't expect to be offered a life-changing proposition: Lillian's multiple sclerosis means she can't keep up with her old case load alone, so she wants to hire Will to be her right-hand woman. In return, Will is to receive a salary, room and board, and training in Lillian's very particular art of investigation.
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Stick with Rex Stout
- By Jeffrey P Rowland on 01-14-22
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Mother Howl
- By: Craig Clevenger
- Narrated by: Greg Lockett
- Length: 11 hrs and 2 mins
- Unabridged
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Sixteen-year-old Lyle Edison recognizes the face of a murder victim on the nightly news–the waitress at his local diner. A place he often frequented with his dad. The following day, his father is arrested and charged with her murder. And then, eight further bodies are discovered.
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Completely awful
- By joey carbo on 05-31-23
By: Craig Clevenger
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Strange Pictures
- A Novel
- By: Uketsu
- Narrated by: Andrew Grace
- Length: 5 hrs and 11 mins
- Unabridged
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Structured around nine childlike drawings, each holding a disturbing clue, Uketsu invites listeners to piece together the mystery behind each and the over-arching backstory that connects them all. Strange Pictures is the internationally bestselling debut from mystery horror YouTube sensation Uketsu—an enigmatic masked figure who has become one of Japan's most talked about contemporary authors.
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An eerie, logic grid puzzle of a novel
- By Jessica on 03-05-25
By: Uketsu
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At Dark, I Become Loathsome
- By: Eric LaRocca
- Narrated by: Andrew Eiden
- Length: 4 hrs and 51 mins
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“If you’re reading this, you’ve likely thought that the world would be a better place without you.” A single line of text, glowing in the darkness of the internet. Written by Ashley Lutin, who has often thought the same—and worse—in the years since his wife died and his young son disappeared. But the peace of the grave is not for him—it’s for those he can help. Ashley has constructed a peculiar ritual for those whose desire to die is at war with their yearning to live a better life.
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The reader ! His voice was nice and didn’t bore me.
- By Adam Rodriguez on 03-18-25
By: Eric LaRocca
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Dermaphoria
- By: Craig Clevenger
- Narrated by: Craig Clevenger
- Length: 5 hrs and 58 mins
- Unabridged
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Bailed out of jail and holed up in a low-rent motel, amnesiac Eric Ashworth has only the memory of a woman’s name: Desiree. With steadily increasing doses of a strange new hallucinogen, Ashworth finds that the drug allows him to reassemble his past in broken fragments.
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nightmares
- By George H. Cox on 07-12-10
By: Craig Clevenger
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Dead Money
- A Novel
- By: Jakob Kerr
- Narrated by: Rachel Music
- Length: 12 hrs and 59 mins
- Unabridged
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A Silicon Valley fixer investigates a billionaire founder's death while pursuing her own agenda in this twisty, sharply observed debut mystery from a tech world insider.
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Good but not ideal for audiobook
- By Hailey P Waitt on 02-28-25
By: Jakob Kerr
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Fortune Favors the Dead
- A Novel
- By: Stephen Spotswood
- Narrated by: Kirsten Potter
- Length: 8 hrs and 31 mins
- Unabridged
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It's 1942 and Willowjean "Will" Parker is a scrappy circus runaway whose knife-throwing skills have just saved the life of New York's best, and most unorthodox, private investigator, Lillian Pentecost. When the dapper detective summons Will a few days later, she doesn't expect to be offered a life-changing proposition: Lillian's multiple sclerosis means she can't keep up with her old case load alone, so she wants to hire Will to be her right-hand woman. In return, Will is to receive a salary, room and board, and training in Lillian's very particular art of investigation.
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Stick with Rex Stout
- By Jeffrey P Rowland on 01-14-22
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Mother Howl
- By: Craig Clevenger
- Narrated by: Greg Lockett
- Length: 11 hrs and 2 mins
- Unabridged
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Sixteen-year-old Lyle Edison recognizes the face of a murder victim on the nightly news–the waitress at his local diner. A place he often frequented with his dad. The following day, his father is arrested and charged with her murder. And then, eight further bodies are discovered.
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Completely awful
- By joey carbo on 05-31-23
By: Craig Clevenger
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Água Viva (New Directions Books)
- By: Clarice Lispector
- Narrated by: Elizabeth Liang
- Length: 3 hrs and 10 mins
- Unabridged
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A meditation on the nature of life and time, Água Viva (1973) shows Lispector discovering a new means of writing about herself, more deeply transforming her individual experience into a universal poetry. In a body of work as emotionally powerful, formally innovative, and philosophically profound as Clarice Lispector’s, Água Viva stands out as a particular triumph.
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Occasionally sublime, frequently not her best
- By Robert Lynch on 01-20-23
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We Are Watching
- A Novel
- By: Alison Gaylin
- Narrated by: Jennifer Pickens
- Length: 10 hrs
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Meg Russo was behind the wheel when it happened. She and her husband Justin were driving their daughter Lily to Ithaca College, the family celebrating the eighteen-year-old music prodigy’s future. Then a car swerved up beside them, the young men inside it behaving bizarrely—and Meg lost control of her own vehicle. The family road trip turned into a tragedy. Justin didn’t survive the accident.
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Unexpected twists
- By dw on 02-01-25
By: Alison Gaylin
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You Are Fatally Invited
- A Novel
- By: Ande Pliego
- Narrated by: Alejandro Ruiz, Dawn Harvey, Jeremy Carlisle Parker, and others
- Length: 11 hrs and 2 mins
- Unabridged
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When renowned anonymous author J. R. Alastor hires former aspiring writer Mila del Angél to host a writing retreat at his private manor off the coast of Maine, she jumps at the chance—particularly since she has an axe to grind with one of the invitees. The guest list? Six thriller authors, all masters of deceit, misdirection, and mayhem. Alastor and Mila have masterminded a week of games, trope-fueled riddles, and maybe a jump scare or two—the perfect cover for Mila to plot a murder of her own.
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A reinterpretation of “10 Little Indians”?
- By puplhunt on 03-09-25
By: Ande Pliego
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Open Socrates
- The Case for a Philosophical Life
- By: Agnes Callard
- Narrated by: Agnes Callard
- Length: 12 hrs and 14 mins
- Unabridged
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Socrates has been hiding in plain sight. We call him the father of Western philosophy, but what exactly are his philosophical views? He is famous for his humility, but readers often find him arrogant and condescending. We parrot his claim that “the unexamined life is not worth living,” yet take no steps to live examined ones. In Open Socrates, acclaimed philosopher Agnes Callard recovers the radical move at the center of Socrates’ thought, and shows why it is still the way to a good life.
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Fine
- By Amazon Customer on 03-21-25
By: Agnes Callard
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Stone Yard Devotional
- A Novel
- By: Charlotte Wood
- Narrated by: Ailsa Piper
- Length: 6 hrs and 37 mins
- Unabridged
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Burnt out and in need of retreat, a middle-aged woman leaves Sydney to return to the place she grew up, taking refuge in a small religious community hidden away on the stark plains of rural Australia. She doesn't believe in God, or know what prayer is, and finds herself living this strange, reclusive existence almost by accident.
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Beautiful and interesting story
- By Rory on 02-14-25
By: Charlotte Wood
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Playworld
- A Novel
- By: Adam Ross
- Narrated by: Adam Ross
- Length: 22 hrs and 9 mins
- Unabridged
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Griffin Hurt is in over his head. Between his role as Peter Proton on the hit TV show The Nuclear Family and the pressure of high school at New York's elite Boyd Prep—along with the increasingly compromising demands of his wrestling coach—he's teetering on the edge of collapse. Then comes Naomi Shah, twenty-two years Griffin’s senior. Unwilling to lay his burdens on his shrink—whom he shares with his father, mother, and younger brother, Oren—Griffin soon finds himself in the back of Naomi’s Mercedes sedan, again and again, confessing all to the one person who might do him the most harm.
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Is it over yet?
- By Brady9876543 on 01-14-25
By: Adam Ross
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- Varm
- 03-31-23
Came highly recommended and did not disappoint
I've been reading a lot of chuck Palahniuk and Brett Easton Ellis over the past year, I know sometimes we just have those years. If you're looking for another book in the category of bitingly sarcastic morally ambiguous narrator tackles an uncaring cold world, then this book will be dead on for you. In fact, this has to be up there for the best book I've ever read in that category.
It's really then a question of what you're looking for. Slight spoilers, but when half of your book is a character taking, then reacting internally to a psychological evaluation, you're going to weed out a large portion of readers. But if you think that sounds interesting, then you won't see it better executed anywhere.
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- LEVI
- 02-13-11
Good pace and prose but a bit of a let down
I was very excited when downloading this as it had come very highly reccomended by Chuck Palahniuk and others and there is a strong flavour of Fight Club to storyline. It is a very gripping book that has a great sense of slickness and pace but the last 20 pages left me feeling a bit short changed. Worth a listen though, you may feel differently.
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- Stephanie L. Mazzetti
- 12-02-20
The best author you never listened to!
The storyline is captivating from the beginning. A twisted but likable antihero.... an all to realistic tale of life for the mentally ill and addicted.
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- Babygaki
- 01-13-21
Good read for palahniuk fans
Surprised me. I love the story. Pacing and chapter length are good if your attention span is lacking like mine. I enjoyed the narrators voice quite a bit. Perfect for the role. Fan of Palahniuk and reminded me of themes and organization of invisible monsters. Google agrees too. Apparently Palahniuk loves this book.
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- Anonymous User
- 08-10-21
OUTSTANDING
Excellent across the board. The writing was clear and sharp, the story was straight forward and consistent and the narrator just made it all come alive. I find myself wondering about the characters during my day.
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- BannerQueen
- 01-22-22
What a Ride!
Smart, artfully written and very well read, this story is a gritty, fast paced ride through a man’s desperate and tangled life. Somehow, despite his character flaws and the dark places he winds up in, he remains a character to root for. Truly a victim of circumstances, he uses his remarkable mind in an intrinsically calculated effort to keep ahead of and avoid dire quagmires.
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- joey carbo
- 12-30-20
Perfect
This is the perfect book. Similar in flow to early Palaniuk with a very unique voice.
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- Elliott
- 08-06-15
Excellent narration!
The book was good, but the narration was excellent! A fantastic performance by Ray Porter.
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- Gabrielle
- 09-06-21
Intense!
Absolutely loved it! This book was super intense... definitely reminded me of Chuck Palahniuk. Worth the read, and will probably read again!
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- H AND A HOME REPAIRS
- 03-29-22
Wow
A perfect account of the state of mental health in our nation. Great book highly recommend
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