The Contortionist's Handbook
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Disappointing plot
- By TerriSweeta on 12-04-24
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The Answer Is No
- A Short Story
- By: Fredrik Backman, Elizabeth DeNoma - translator
- Narrated by: Stacy Gonzalez
- Length: 1 hr and 49 mins
- Unabridged
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Lucas knows the perfect night entails just three things: video games, wine, and pad thai. Peanuts are a must! Other people? Not so much. Why complicate things when he’s happy alone? Then one day the apartment board, a vexing trio of authority, rings his doorbell. And Lucas’s solitude takes a startling hike. They demand to see his frying pan. Someone left one next to the recycling room overnight, and instead of removing the errant object, as Lucas suggests, they insist on finding the guilty party. But their plan backfires. Colossally.
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Narrator doesn’t get Backman’s satire or rhythm
- By joey1603 on 12-01-24
By: Fredrik Backman, and others
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Starship Troopers
- By: Robert A. Heinlein
- Narrated by: R.C. Bray
- Length: 8 hrs and 15 mins
- Unabridged
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Johnnie Rico never really intended to join up—and definitely not the infantry. But now that he’s in the thick of it, trying to get through combat training harder than anything he could have imagined, he knows everyone in his unit is one bad move away from buying the farm in the interstellar war the Terran Federation is waging against the Arachnids. Because everyone in the Mobile Infantry fights. And if the training doesn’t kill you, the Bugs are more than ready to finish the job.
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The definitive version!
- By Kristopher G. Hesson on 10-03-24
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Dead Med
- By: Freida McFadden
- Narrated by: Patricia Santomasso, Scott Merriman
- Length: 10 hrs and 3 mins
- Unabridged
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When Heather McKinley dreamed of becoming a doctor, she imagined curing sick kids and sporting pink stethoscopes. She never anticipated the sleepless nights, grueling exams, and endless labs. And she certainly never knew that her medical school earned the nickname Dead Med thanks to the tragic history of students overdosing on illegal drugs. But Heather would never consider doing anything like that. That is, until her longtime boyfriend dumps her, she finds herself failing anatomy, and her world starts to crumble.
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Hmm
- By Morgan Meaux on 08-22-24
By: Freida McFadden
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- Varm
- 03-31-23
Came highly recommended and did not disappoint
I've been reading a lot of chuck Palahniuk and Brett Easton Ellis over the past year, I know sometimes we just have those years. If you're looking for another book in the category of bitingly sarcastic morally ambiguous narrator tackles an uncaring cold world, then this book will be dead on for you. In fact, this has to be up there for the best book I've ever read in that category.
It's really then a question of what you're looking for. Slight spoilers, but when half of your book is a character taking, then reacting internally to a psychological evaluation, you're going to weed out a large portion of readers. But if you think that sounds interesting, then you won't see it better executed anywhere.
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- LEVI
- 02-13-11
Good pace and prose but a bit of a let down
I was very excited when downloading this as it had come very highly reccomended by Chuck Palahniuk and others and there is a strong flavour of Fight Club to storyline. It is a very gripping book that has a great sense of slickness and pace but the last 20 pages left me feeling a bit short changed. Worth a listen though, you may feel differently.
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- Stephanie L. Mazzetti
- 12-02-20
The best author you never listened to!
The storyline is captivating from the beginning. A twisted but likable antihero.... an all to realistic tale of life for the mentally ill and addicted.
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- Babygaki
- 01-13-21
Good read for palahniuk fans
Surprised me. I love the story. Pacing and chapter length are good if your attention span is lacking like mine. I enjoyed the narrators voice quite a bit. Perfect for the role. Fan of Palahniuk and reminded me of themes and organization of invisible monsters. Google agrees too. Apparently Palahniuk loves this book.
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- Anonymous User
- 08-10-21
OUTSTANDING
Excellent across the board. The writing was clear and sharp, the story was straight forward and consistent and the narrator just made it all come alive. I find myself wondering about the characters during my day.
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- BannerQueen
- 01-22-22
What a Ride!
Smart, artfully written and very well read, this story is a gritty, fast paced ride through a man’s desperate and tangled life. Somehow, despite his character flaws and the dark places he winds up in, he remains a character to root for. Truly a victim of circumstances, he uses his remarkable mind in an intrinsically calculated effort to keep ahead of and avoid dire quagmires.
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- joey carbo
- 12-30-20
Perfect
This is the perfect book. Similar in flow to early Palaniuk with a very unique voice.
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- Elliott
- 08-06-15
Excellent narration!
The book was good, but the narration was excellent! A fantastic performance by Ray Porter.
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- Gabrielle
- 09-06-21
Intense!
Absolutely loved it! This book was super intense... definitely reminded me of Chuck Palahniuk. Worth the read, and will probably read again!
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- H AND A HOME REPAIRS
- 03-29-22
Wow
A perfect account of the state of mental health in our nation. Great book highly recommend
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