The Darwin Awards II
Unnatural Selection
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Narrated by:
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Jason Harris
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By:
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Wendy Northcutt
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Included are over 100 stories of award-winners, honorable mentions, and (debunked) urban legends - verified by the author and endorsed by Web site readers - together with a few returning all-time favorites, and exclusive material never before heard, including special science and safety tips for readers on how to avoid the scythe of natural selection!
Appealing to Darwin fans old and new, The Darwin Awards II: Unnatural Selection is a must-have humor audiobook, illustrating the ongoing saga of survival of the fittest in all its selective glory!
Don't miss the other volumes of the Darwin Awards.©2001 Wendy Northcutt (P)2001 Listen & Live Audio, Inc.Critic reviews
"Jason Harris does an excellent job of reading each reported incident; basically, they sound like standup comedy." (Publishers Weekly)
"The Darwin Awards is a riot�.Deeply entertaining." (San Francisco Weekly)
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- Rebecca
- 08-01-05
Good book, but...
Good stories, good narration, but extremely, extremely annoying clown music between chapters. No reason not to get it.
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- Timmy
- 04-22-22
Good overall
Apart from a couple glaring mispronunciations (Saguaro, Cuyahoga) I enjoyed this book. Not sure why stories from Darwin Awards 1 are repeated though. Skip the last 20 minutes if you don’t want to hear that content twice.
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- Denise
- 01-05-04
Funny!
This is an amazingly funny book. The crazy ways people can leave this world is expressed in this book as stories about there deaths. I almost did not buy this book because I thoght "Making A book about people doing stupid things, and then dieing? What horrible person would make a book about this" But soon I found out that Wendy Northcutt has found one of the funniest subjects in comedy. I didn't know that people would do such crazy and stupid things. Jason Harris also contributes to the laughs with his great narration of this book.
I will probobly read this book over and over again.
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