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Critic reviews
"Dilbert books should be (and often are) read aloud while important office work is being put off, and luckily, the best reader of all, Adams himself, has put his interpretive skills on tape." (Worth Magazine)
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- Amazon Customer
- 06-02-15
What could be
Would you listen to The Dilbert Future again? Why?
I have, I absolutely love this book.
What did you like best about this story?
That Scott Adams acknowledges other future's like star trek and breaks them down and really tells it like it is and reminds us that people are idiots and most of the future's would not work.
Which character – as performed by Scott Adams – was your favorite?
The narrator as himself since he is the only character and is just narrating his thoughts
If you were to make a film of this book, what would the tag line be?
Idiot people trying to deal with the future
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- Alika Fricke
- 05-16-07
Scott Adams is great
I love this book. Especially the part about men & women and who is in charge - really. It's so true!
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- brian beirne
- 02-24-19
Classic Scott Adams
Very entertaining. He talks a little fast. This is the abridged version of the book.
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- D. Singh
- 11-14-22
Refund!
This is only two chapters of the full book. Everyone should be refunded; do not buy!
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- Lawrence Berchou Jr
- 03-07-18
Worst in the series so far
I’ve been listening to this whole series in order and this is the third book.
It’s nothing to do with workplaces as it normally would. It’s just a bunch of random gripes.
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- Stephen
- 12-04-07
Meh!
Found this book to be anemic compared to his earlier stuff.
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