The False War
Blackshields: The Horus Heresy, Book 1
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Renouncing fealty to all masters or driven mad by the rigours of war, the Blackshields are a stain upon any Legion they once served. Regarded as little better than pirates, their loyalty is only to themselves.
Infamous among their mercenary ranks is Endryd Haar, a former World Eater, driven by hatred, his blade pledged to no banner but his own. But estranged from his Legion and surrounded by a battered warband of warriors, how long can Haar and his Blackshields hope to endure?
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In the not-too-distant future, a 21-member crew launches from Earth. Their mission: to establish a temporary colony on Mars. Little do they know that colony will become permanent–and the last stand of the human race. Because, without warning, every single person left on Earth simply...vanishes. Now, a thousand years later, the resources needed to sustain life are running out, and the very existence of the Mars colony is threatened. Humankind has only one option–to return to its home planet.
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It was ok.
- By Cregg Terasa on 08-06-24
By: Julian Simpson, and others
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- Rob
- 07-31-24
Not as good as the others from the series
All the extra background noise, and sounds of fighting over the narrator were more of a distraction than enhancement.
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- Robert Bowstring
- 04-19-22
A good interim story… but
The story is a good filler for parts of the in between. However the excess sounds of the attempt to make it more theatrical take away from the story itself.
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- James
- 04-18-22
Full price for a sing chapter really?
Utterly ridiculous that a single chapter is posted on here and takes the same full credit as an actual book and sure, the play time is listed in the description but is if so unreasonable to assume something that costs as much as a whole book is going to be a whole book? What a scam
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