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The Last Action Heroes

The Triumphs, Flops, and Feuds of Hollywood's Kings of Carnage

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The Last Action Heroes

By: Nick de Semlyen
Narrated by: Bronson Pinchot
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The behind-the-scenes story of the action heroes who ruled 1980s and ’90s Hollywood and the beloved films that made them stars, including Die Hard, First Blood, The Terminator, and more.

“Entertaining . . . This is a book that makes you ache for the days when the movie screen belonged not to men who dress in superhero capes but to those who lift weights.”—Washington Examiner

A NEWSWEEK BEST BOOK OF THE YEAR

The Last Action Heroes opens in May 1990 in Cannes, with Arnold Schwarzenegger and Sylvester Stallone waltzing together, cheered on by a crowd of famous faces. After years of bitter combat—Stallone once threw a bowl of flowers at Schwarzenegger’s head, and the body count in Schwarzenegger’s Commando was increased so the film would “have a bigger dick than Rambo”—the world’s biggest action stars have at last made peace.

In this wildly entertaining account of the golden age of the action movie, Nick de Semlyen charts Stallone and Schwarzenegger’s carnage-packed journey from enmity to friendship against the backdrop of Reagan’s America and the Cold War. He also reveals fascinating untold stories of the colorful characters who ascended in their wake: high-kickers Chuck Norris and Jackie Chan, glowering tough guys Dolph Lundgren and Steven Seagal, and quipping troublemakers Jean-Claude Van Damme and Bruce Willis. But as time rolled on, the era of the invincible action hero who used muscle, martial arts, or the perfect weapon to save the day began to fade. When Jurassic Park trounced Schwarzenegger’s Last Action Hero in 1993, the glory days of these macho men—and the vision of masculinity they celebrated—were officially over.

Drawing on candid interviews with the action stars themselves, plus their collaborators, friends, and foes, The Last Action Heroes is a no-holds-barred account of a period in Hollywood history when there were no limits to the heights of fame these men achieved, or to the mayhem they wrought, on-screen and off.

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“Fans of ’80s excess will revel in the book’s accounts of the boozy bacchanals and ego-driven feuds that played out behind the scenes of the biggest movies in Hollywood history.”The Seattle Times

“An all-you-can-eat feast . . . [a] deft, hilarious, overlapping weave of anecdotes and detail.”AirMail

‘If it’s bulging biceps, titanic tantrums, sculpted shoulders and Herculean drug habits you're after, then Nick de Semlyen is the author for you. His book The Last Action Heroes is not bad either, a hugely entertaining romp through ’80s and ’90s action cinema, every page riddled with a zillion bullet holes.”—Edgar Wright

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Entertaining, but lacks depth

I enjoyed the author's book on the 80's comedy stars, and this one is good, too. While I learned a lot, I just felt he could have dug deeper. And while there was a basic chronological order, a clear through line didn't develop. All that said, I can recommend this book for anyone who was, and still is, a fan of the action heroes who dominated the 80's and 90's.

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Entertainment for 80s Action movie fans

The book gives excellent behind-the-scenes and biographical details. Much like the movies covered in the book, it’s simple and easily digestible entertainment!

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Easy Listening Nostalgia

Heard many of the Behind the scenes stories before but there are plenty of new ones in here to enjoy as well.

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Totally Fantastic!!!

An amazing retelling of my personal favorite era and genre in movies. Covering the stories of 8 classic action stars with the likes of Arnold Schwarzenegger, Sylvester Stallone, Chuck Norris, Jean Claude Van Damme, Dolph Lundgren, Steven Seagal, Bruce Willis and Jackie Chan. Going through history of the actors life, behind the scenes of the films, and thoughts from the crew. Great material all around.

Would love to see a follow up book that can go into more depth of this era, since I wish this book was longer. But also to add in a prequel and sequel parts too. With a classic era of action stars like John Wayne, Clint Eastwood, Steve McQueen and Bruce Lee. And then the next round of action heroes like Jet Li, Tony Jaa, Jason Statham, Vin Diesel and The Rock.

More good times to be had in action cinema. Now it's time to go through the video catalogue and pull out some classics for another screening.

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Take it to the bank - the BLOOD bank

A juicy, hilarious, and occasionally (dare I say) moving overview of the 1980s action flick genre. Pinchot’s narration is first rate.

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Wonderful trip down memory lane

Thought this was a wonderful book and telling of mumble action movie stars of the 70,80,90s! Loved hearing more details about most of there major movies.

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I couldn’t stop listening

I loved this book. A lot of interesting tidbits that I didn’t know about, and I consider myself an action hero expert.

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So good, I want more!

Great listen in no small part to Bronson Pinchot. Love all the stories and hearing the side by sides of these action stars. Would love to hear more in depth of the last 25 years, or even the next wave of action stars like statham, jet li, Matt Damon, Tony Jaa, vin diesel, the rock, and others like them. Make more books like this!!!

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Simply Wonderful

This whole book was extremely interesting and enjoyable. There wasn’t one moment that I was not thoroughly amused. A perfect read.

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Could have been THE book on the subject

I really enjoyed this, but the decision making about what action stars to include felt lacking because of one noticeable absentee—Kurt Russel. He’s mentioned in passing along with another missing mainstay in Mel Gibson, but the book felt incomplete given how huge these two were during the time period.

How can you leave good ol’ Jack Burton out of a book like this???

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