The Merriest Misters
A Novel
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Narrated by:
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Mark Sanderlin
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Zach Barela
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By:
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Timothy Janovsky
About this listen
"Sanderlin takes care to amplify the emotions in each scene—whether silly and lighthearted or steamy and sensual. All is delivered through Sanderlin's charming narration"—AudioFile on The (Fake) Dating Game
The Santa Clause meets Husband Material in this delightful holiday novel!
Patrick Hargrave and Quinn Muller have been married for less than a year, but their passionate romance is cracking under the pressures of domestic life and a cumbersome mortgage. That’s until Christmas Eve when Patrick wakes Quinn up with: “I think I’ve killed a man.”
Quinn realizes the “burglar” Patrick knocked out is none other than Mr. Claus himself. Instructed by a harried elf to don the red suit and take the reins of the reindeer-guided sleigh up on the roof, Quinn and Patrick work together to save Christmas.
But as the sun rises on Christmas morning, the sleigh brings them back to the North Pole instead of New Jersey, and they’re in for a massive shock. The couple must assume the roles of Santa Claus and the first ever Merriest Mister or Christmas will be canceled… permanently.
With Christmas—and their marriage—on the line, Patrick and Quinn agree to stay together for one year. But can running a toy shop together save their relationship, or will Patrick and Quinn be stuffing coal in each other’s stockings come next Christmas?
A Macmillan Audio production from St. Martin’s Press.
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Critic reviews
"Janovsky once again shows his chops at putting tender, queer spins on rom-com situations. This is a charmer."—Publishers Weekly
"There is no one I trust more to deliver the holiday spirit wrapped up in perfectly-timed comedic gold than Timothy Janovsky. I read The Merriest Misters with the biggest smile on my face, and was rooting for Patrick and Quinn to rediscover the magic between them while navigating the truly outlandish magic of Christmas. I swear my heart grew three sizes from reading this book!"—Alicia Thompson, USA Today bestselling author of With Love, from Cold World
"The Merriest Misters is endlessly inventive and just plain magical! Janovsky has created such a fun, delight-filled world that is both solidly rooted in snow-covered fantasy and also unafraid to get into the real life nitty-gritty of making a marriage work. The coziness comes from every corner from page one and never lets up. I'm rooting for these misters and I whole-heartedly believe in Santa Claus."—R. Eric Thomas, national bestselling author of Congratulations, the Best is Over!
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A Charming Holiday Gay Romance
- By Kevin Smith on 01-15-25
By: Jack Strange
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Showmance
- A Novel
- By: Chad Beguelin
- Narrated by: Michael Crouch
- Length: 8 hrs and 9 mins
- Unabridged
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Noah Adams’s career as a playwright is circling the drain, thanks to a scorching review of his first Broadway musical. So when a family emergency sends him back to his Podunk hometown of Plainview, Illinois, he figures he’ll hide out for a bit. But to Noah’s horror, his agent has secretly arranged for him to stage an amateur version of the career-ruining musical at the local community theater. As if trying to work with a bunch of artless amateurs wasn’t enough, Noah runs into Luke, the jerk from his high school years, everywhere he goes.
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Laughed out loud
- By Betsy Anne Barker on 10-29-24
By: Chad Beguelin
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A Mark on My Soul
- A Noahverse Story, Book 1
- By: Jordon Greene
- Narrated by: Mark Sanderlin
- Length: 10 hrs and 11 mins
- Unabridged
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It's not that he's a bit of a nerd or likes to cosplay. It's not his taste in books. Techno-thrillers are cool, right? It's not that he's a gamer, or even how obsessed he is with movie and book quotes. No. His big secret, the one that keeps Noah up at night, is that he's gay. When that tightly sealed away part of him finally comes to a boil and he can't keep his secret any longer, Noah takes a chance and lets everyone in on his secret. All he wants is to be free of its burden and able to live his life as his true self.
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Sad amazing story
- By Kindle Customer on 01-02-25
By: Jordon Greene
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The (Fake) Dating Game
- By: Timothy Janovsky
- Narrated by: Mark Sanderlin
- Length: 7 hrs and 27 mins
- Unabridged
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Holden James picked the worst time to have a meltdown. His chance to audition for his favorite game show, Madcap Market, should have been a moment of triumph—a glorious, loving homage to his adored mom, who died six years ago. Instead, he’s destroying the minibar in a grim Los Angeles hotel room…recently dumped, partnerless and sliding into a crushing black hole of anguish. But the hotel service in abject misery is sublime. It even comes with an unfairly fit and sexy concierge who arrives at the door with pizza, Monopoly and deliciously distracting forearms.
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So cute
- By Kelley Torque on 12-29-24
By: Timothy Janovsky
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Most Wonderful
- A Christmas Novel
- By: Georgia Clark
- Narrated by: Patti Murin, Kristen Sieh, Shawn K. Jain
- Length: 12 hrs and 31 mins
- Unabridged
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The holidays are fast approaching, and the Belvedere siblings are a mess. Liz, a Hollywood showrunner and responsible eldest, has no idea how to follow up her hit show’s first season, or how to deal with her giant crush on its star, Violet Grace. Birdie turned her chronic middle-child syndrome into a career as a stand-up comic, but since she spends more time wooing women than working on new material, she’s facing one-hit-wonder status, especially once she gets axed by her manager.
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Queer “Love, Actually” Vibes
- By Malmal on 12-23-24
By: Georgia Clark
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The Nightmare Before Kissmas
- A Royals and Romance Novel
- By: Sara Raasch
- Narrated by: Ellis Evans
- Length: 12 hrs and 23 mins
- Unabridged
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Nicholas “Coal” Claus used to love Christmas. Until his father, the reigning Santa, turned the holiday into a PR façade. Coal will do anything to escape the spectacle, including getting tangled in a drunken, supremely hot make-out session with a beautiful man behind a seedy bar one night. But the heir to Christmas is soon commanded to do his duty: he will marry his best friend, Iris, the Easter Princess and his brother’s not-so-secret crush. A situation that has disaster written all over it. Things go from bad to worse when a rival arrives to challenge Coal for the princess’s hand.
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Disappointed All Around
- By OutsideOfTheTrackBooks on 12-20-24
By: Sara Raasch
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Make the Season Bright
- By: Ashley Herring Blake
- Narrated by: Kristen DiMercurio
- Length: 10 hrs and 25 mins
- Unabridged
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It's been five years since Charlotte Donovan was ditched at the altar by her ex-fiancée, and she’s doing more than okay. Sure, her single mother never checks in, but she has her strings ensemble, the Rosalind Quartet, and her life in New York is a dream come true. As the holidays draw near, her ensemble mate Sloane persuades Charlotte and the rest of the quartet to spend Christmas with her family in Colorado. But when Charlotte arrives, she discovers that Sloane’s sister Adele also brought a friend home—and that friend is none other than her ex, Brighton.
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Great story
- By Sab on 01-21-25
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Blame It on the Mistletoe
- By: Eli Easton
- Narrated by: Jason Frazier
- Length: 2 hrs and 38 mins
- Unabridged
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When physics grad student Fielding Monroe and skirt-chaser and football player Mick Colman become college housemates, they're both in for a whole new education. Mick looks out for the absent-minded genius, and he helps Fielding clean up his appearance and discover all the silly pleasures his strict upbringing as a child prodigy denied him. They become best friends. It's all well and good until they run into a cheerleader who calls Mick the “best kisser on campus”.
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Best Narration MM Book Ever
- By Morgan A Skye on 10-12-14
By: Eli Easton
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The Holiday Trap
- By: Roan Parrish
- Narrated by: Natalie Duke, Pete Cross, Hillary Huber
- Length: 12 hrs and 22 mins
- Unabridged
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Greta Russakoff loves her tight-knit family and tiny Maine hometown, but they can't seem to understand what it's like to be a lesbian living in such a small world. When an act of familial meddling goes way too far, she realizes just how desperately she needs space to figure out who she is. Truman Belvedere's heart is crushed when he learns that his boyfriend has a secret life, including a husband and daughter. Reeling, all he wants is a place to lick his wounds far far away from Louisiana.
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Amusing lite read
- By Jackson on 09-15-22
By: Roan Parrish
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Fall for Him
- A Novel
- By: Andie Burke
- Narrated by: Kyle Omori, Liam DiCosimo
- Length: 10 hrs and 56 mins
- Unabridged
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Dylan Gallagher’s hot neighbor loathed him from the second he moved in, and causing a flood, falling through the floor, and landing directly onto that same neighbor’s bed probably means that’s unlikely to change. The poorly timed “It’s Raining Men” joke didn’t help. Meanwhile, ER nurse Derek Chang’s life is a literal when-rains-it-pours nightmare. A man he hates dropped into his life along with an astronomically expensive problem originating from Derek’s own apartment’s plumbing.
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I wanted to like this more.
- By SB84 on 11-04-24
By: Andie Burke
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12 Gays of Christmas
- A Holigay Romance
- By: D. K. Sutton
- Narrated by: Cole Michael Kurcz, Kevin Earlywine
- Length: 5 hrs and 38 mins
- Unabridged
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Everyone knows Gil, a talented wide receiver for the ASU Redbirds and one of those popular guys on campus. But they don't know the real Gil: Smart. Geeky. Virgin. Gil has 12 days until Christmas. And his birthday. 12 days to lose his virginity. 12 dates to figure out his type. And one grumpy roommate reluctantly assisting him.
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Laugh Out Loud Funny!
- By Queen of Halloween on 02-01-24
By: D. K. Sutton
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Theoretically Straight
- Theoretically Straight, Book 1
- By: Amy Bailey, Alexander C. Eberhart
- Narrated by: Mark Sanderlin, Jacob Bell
- Length: 11 hrs and 37 mins
- Unabridged
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Theo Briggs is a rule follower. He's a decent student in his junior year, an appeasing son, and a lifelong Christian, just trying to make it through high school unscathed. Caleb Raynard is a romantic. One of the few out-and-proud kids at Specter High School, Caleb's dating life has been hellish, to say the least—fraught with misread social cues and embarrassing situations—and Caleb is about ready to call the whole thing off. When Theo and Caleb meet in the basement of an old Catholic church that's rumored to be haunted, an instant and electric connection forms between them.
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Omg
- By Lorelei Burgher on 10-16-24
By: Amy Bailey, and others
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I'll Be Gone for Christmas
- A Novel
- By: Georgia K. Boone
- Narrated by: Angel Pean, Karen Malina White
- Length: 7 hrs and 53 mins
- Unabridged
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Bee Tyler needs a break. In the bustling San Francisco tech community, no one ever seems to stand still—especially her perfect sister and business partner, Beth. So when her best friend suggests a getaway on the wildly popular house-swap app, Vacate, Bee decides a countryside retreat might be exactly what she needs.
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A Christmas Twist
- By Courtney T. on 12-13-24
By: Georgia K. Boone
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Second Chances in New Port Stephen
- A Novel
- By: TJ Alexander
- Narrated by: Aden Hakimi, Feodor Chin
- Length: 10 hrs and 52 mins
- Unabridged
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Eli Ward hasn’t been back to his suffocating hometown of New Port Stephen, Florida, in ages. Post-transition and sober, he’s a completely different person from the one who left years ago. But when a scandal threatens his career as a TV writer and comedian, he has no choice but to return home for the holidays. He can only hope he’ll survive his boisterous, loving, but often misguided family and hide the fact that his dream of comedy success has become a nightmare. Just when he thinks this trip couldn’t get any worse, Eli bumps into his high school ex, Nick Wu.
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A tender slow burn with 40-something queer rep
- By Kathryn on 01-17-24
By: TJ Alexander
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The Altruist and the Assassin
- The Guardians Cycle, Book 1
- By: Sarah M. Cradit
- Narrated by: Kimberly M. Wetherell
- Length: 16 hrs and 49 mins
- Unabridged
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Rhiain enjoys a charmed life as the daughter of one of the most powerful men in the realm. Spoiled and vain, she has never met a need or want she couldn’t attain. The dark spots in her memory have been tucked away, with all other unpleasant things. Then a terrible mistake brings her entire world crashing down around her. Her life shifts in an instant; her fate, uncertain. Her father’s punishment for her is forcing her to train for a life as one of his prized assassins. But a chance encounter in a familiar tavern will change everything.
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Note: 2 chapters out of order!
- By Emily Novak on 07-14-23
By: Sarah M. Cradit
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- Mark Walker
- 12-04-24
The Santa Clause but Gay.
The story was wonderful and unexpected. Pure Christmas joy. I absolutely loved it. A must read for sure.
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- overcastkid182
- 12-12-24
magical
Soo many giddy giggles!! This book has become my new fav holiday book. It's like the Santa Claus movie by it make it gay and more magical.
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- Send Stuff
- 01-04-25
Heartwarming variation on Santa story
This story is a heartwarming version of how the North Pole magic works along with a deep connection to the two main characters who are in love. It is minimally explicit but has treasured intimacy and intimate moments.
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- TeePee
- 12-16-24
Ridiculous
Zero character development. I wouldn’t want to be around any of these people for five minutes.
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- las84
- 10-14-24
1 Merry Mister, 1 Merely Meh
Santa Patrick is great! Who wouldn't want a spouse as caring and devoted as him? Is he flawed? Yes. But in understandable and minor ways. Quinn is a little brat. Wishy washy, spoiled, and selfish. One minute everything is great, he loves life at the NP, and he tells Patrick he wants to stay there forever. Quite literally the next minute he can't wait to leave and is furious that Patrick built him his dream house and wants nothing to do with Patrick. I almost quit reading at one point because I was so sick of Quinn being a whiney, unsupportive little jerk. But if you can get past that, it's cute.
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