
The Nightmare Before Kissmas
A Royals and Romance Novel
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Ellis Evans
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Sara Raasch
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Red, White & Royal Blue meets The Nightmare Before Christmas in a sexy, quirky rom-com where the golden-hearted Prince of Christmas falls for the totally off-limits Prince of Halloween.
Nicholas “Coal” Claus used to love Christmas. Until his father, the reigning Santa, turned the holiday into a PR façade. Coal will do anything to escape the spectacle, including getting tangled in a drunken, supremely hot make-out session with a beautiful man behind a seedy bar one night.
But the heir to Christmas is soon commanded to do his duty: he will marry his best friend, Iris, the Easter Princess and his brother’s not-so-secret crush. A situation that has disaster written all over it.
Things go from bad to worse when a rival arrives to challenge Coal for the princess’s hand…and Coal comes face-to-face with his mysterious behind-the-bar hottie: Hex, the Prince of Halloween.
It’s a fake competition between two holiday princes who can’t keep their hands off each other over a marriage of convenience that no one wants. And it all leads to one of the sweetest, sexiest, messiest, most delightfully unforgettable love stories of the year.
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When Ben Loved Tim
- He Loved Him, Book 1
- By: Jay Bell
- Narrated by: Kevin R. Free
- Length: 13 hrs and 7 mins
- Unabridged
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I never thought I’d find love. I spent all of high school watching others pair up, my little gay heart slowly withering in despair… until the fateful summer night that I met Tim. His meaty muscles and smoldering silver eyes already haunt my dreams. And I know for a fact that he’s lonely like me. I’ve been taking care of Tim ever since he got into an accident that was technically my fault, but the healing he needs goes so much deeper than that. I need him too. With any luck, I’ll end senior year with the man of my dreams at my side.
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Narration was poor
- By Julius Towers on 04-11-25
By: Jay Bell
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Theoretically Straight
- Theoretically Straight, Book 1
- By: Amy Bailey, Alexander C. Eberhart
- Narrated by: Mark Sanderlin, Jacob Bell
- Length: 11 hrs and 37 mins
- Unabridged
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Theo Briggs is a rule follower. He's a decent student in his junior year, an appeasing son, and a lifelong Christian, just trying to make it through high school unscathed. Caleb Raynard is a romantic. One of the few out-and-proud kids at Specter High School, Caleb's dating life has been hellish, to say the least—fraught with misread social cues and embarrassing situations—and Caleb is about ready to call the whole thing off. When Theo and Caleb meet in the basement of an old Catholic church that's rumored to be haunted, an instant and electric connection forms between them.
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Probably Should Have Content Warnings...
- By Holly Redmon on 01-26-25
By: Amy Bailey, and others
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Halo
- The Beginning of Always, Book 1
- By: E.M. Lindsey
- Narrated by: Iggy Toma
- Length: 7 hrs and 33 mins
- Unabridged
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There are many words for what Oliver does for a living, and none of them are very kind. Oliver's time in that industry is nearly at an end, so when a gorgeous older man with sad eyes stumbles into his path, Oliver finds it impossible to turn him away. Victor looks at him like he's an angel, even when Oliver feels like a devil, but he knows better than to hope. After all, men like them are only ever destined for star-crossed love. As months of separation carry on, Oliver realizes that maybe he really is willing to fight for what he wants and, more importantly, for who.
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Sweet love story, FAVORITE narrator!!
- By The Borg on 11-10-24
By: E.M. Lindsey
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Fall for Him
- A Novel
- By: Andie Burke
- Narrated by: Kyle Omori, Liam DiCosimo
- Length: 10 hrs and 56 mins
- Unabridged
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Dylan Gallagher’s hot neighbor loathed him from the second he moved in, and causing a flood, falling through the floor, and landing directly onto that same neighbor’s bed probably means that’s unlikely to change. The poorly timed “It’s Raining Men” joke didn’t help. Meanwhile, ER nurse Derek Chang’s life is a literal when-rains-it-pours nightmare. A man he hates dropped into his life along with an astronomically expensive problem originating from Derek’s own apartment’s plumbing.
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so good
- By Brittany Miller on 04-14-25
By: Andie Burke
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Composed at Randy's
- By: Zile Elliven
- Narrated by: Zachary Zaba
- Length: 4 hrs and 18 mins
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How do I tell the guy I like that I’m not homeless, just a dumbass? Wren: Help! I accidentally got kidnapped by a hot rock star who thinks he’s doing the right thing by housing and feeding me. He thinks I’m homeless because my absent manager is the one who remembers petty details like my home address, and my broken phone is the one who knows the numbers of anyone who can prove I am who I say I am. What do I do? Bael: Help! My impulse control issues made me kidnap an adorable homeless guy who’s too proud to accept my help.
By: Zile Elliven
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10 Ways to Accidentally Fall in Love
- By: Emmy Sanders
- Narrated by: Nick J. Russo
- Length: 9 hrs and 18 mins
- Unabridged
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What’s a straight guy to do when he accidentally goes on a date with his brand new gym-bro? Offer to be the best wingman ever, of course! It’s foolproof. Joey needs a man? I’ll find him one. He wants someone who looks, well, kind of like me? No problem! Not into watersports? I’ve got him covered. The issue is, going on all these dates with Joey makes me realize I want more of his time to be spent with me. I like the guy. And his smile. And the way he makes me feel like anything is possible.
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Adored This!
- By Lisa L Teetz on 04-14-25
By: Emmy Sanders
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Only One Coffin
- A Paranormal MM Romance
- By: A.J. Truman
- Narrated by: Nick J. Russo
- Length: 4 hrs and 42 mins
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I’m stuck sharing a coffin with the world’s perkiest vampire. This vacation is going to suck. After centuries of eternal existence, and still mourning the loss of my lover to vicious slayers, I needed a few days of peaceful solitude at the Hotel Draugr. But thanks to a double-booking mishap, I’m forced to share my coffin with Kilroy, a freshly bitten vampire who loves his new afterlife as much as he loves hanging ten. My unexpected roommate is determined to show me how “totally awesome” being a vampire can be.
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Clever and sweet
- By Jackson on 10-21-24
By: A.J. Truman
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Shots on Net
- SCU Hockey, Book 1
- By: J.J. Mulder
- Narrated by: Iggy Toma, Liam DiCosimo
- Length: 8 hrs and 51 mins
- Unabridged
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Carter Morgan III hates everything about South Carolina University except for one thing: hockey. As the starting netminder for the team, he lives for those moments when he can step onto the ice and between the pipes. Unfortunately, his time at school and on the team is slowly coming to an end. Although he'd love nothing more than to pursue a career in the NHL, he knows better than to get his hopes up.
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So Very Enjoyable!
- By Gavzmom on 12-28-24
By: J.J. Mulder
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The Merriest Misters
- A Novel
- By: Timothy Janovsky
- Narrated by: Mark Sanderlin, Zach Barela
- Length: 10 hrs and 7 mins
- Unabridged
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Patrick Hargrave and Quinn Muller have been married for less than a year, but their passionate romance is cracking under the pressures of domestic life and a cumbersome mortgage. That’s until Christmas Eve when Patrick wakes Quinn up with: “I think I’ve killed a man.” Quinn realizes the “burglar” Patrick knocked out is none other than Mr. Claus himself. Instructed by a harried elf to don the red suit and take the reins of the reindeer-guided sleigh up on the roof, Quinn and Patrick work together to save Christmas.
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Heartwarming variation on Santa story
- By Send Stuff on 01-04-25
By: Timothy Janovsky
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Looking for Group
- By: Alexis Hall
- Length: 8 hrs
- Unabridged
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Drew’s always prided himself on being the “right” kind of nerd. He plays sports, has a solid group of friends, and never had any problem talking to girls. Sure, he spends time playing Heroes of Legend, the biggest MMORPG on the planet, but it’s just a fun hobby, not his identity. Falling for someone in a video game? Not his style. Until it is. Enter Kit: witty, kind, razor-sharp, and a healer who’s saved Drew’s virtual skin more times than he can count. She’s also, turns out, a boy in real life.
By: Alexis Hall
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Slay Ride
- Saint Brothers, Book 1
- By: Davidson King
- Narrated by: Darcy Stark, Alexander Cendese
- Length: 5 hrs and 18 mins
- Unabridged
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Mason keeps to himself. His best friend, JJ, is the only one he chooses to be close to, plus his job keeps him busy. Excitement isn't something he needs or wants in his life. One night, that all changes when he's cornered, and his life is threatened. His saviors? Well, they turn out to be just as dangerous, and the mysteries surrounding them soon flip Mason's world upside down. Gabe and his brothers spend their lives making sure those who deserve death get what's coming to them. The one person they never see coming is Mason.
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Very good story
- By Nova on 03-13-25
By: Davidson King
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- Dagrún Erla Finnsdóttir
- 10-10-24
was not disappointed.
I was not disappointed and my expectations were high, it's a perfect book for both holholidays and a good blend of holiday magic and reality.
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- Dani
- 11-22-24
AMAZING!
This story is so cute! I’ve listen to this book twice now. Can’t wait for the second one 🖤
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- Anonymous User
- 12-29-24
I loved this *so* much!
The sample alone had me cackling like a giddy hag, so I happily handed over my time and token for more. I was not disappointed! The narrator delivers the many jokes with perfection and weaves the poetry of the romance scenes with delightful passion. The characters are fab and I was enthralled by the relationships forming between them. I was also pleased with the political statements and morals of the overall plot. The writer did an excellent job! Wit and romance. Such a perfect pairing.
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- Satine Howard
- 01-10-25
Perfect escapism book
The perfect book to make you forget about reality and just smile and laugh. Also, the main couple is adorably cute together and the narrator was perfect.
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- Shelby
- 10-09-24
All consuming
Okay... so I finished it in one go. I don't think a "love" scene has ever made me cry before because of how beautiful it was. The absolute DEVOTION. The yearning!! I'm speechless. I can't. Sara Raasch has managed to write the most beautiful sex scenes that literally give meaning to the term "making love" while still being deliciously spicy. AND THE NARRATOR!!!! Ellis Evans portrays the emotions of each scene SO WELL!! He seems to throw his whole body and soul into the reading. I'm simply floored by how consuming this book was. I was literally shaking while listening to it. I'm bouncing off the walls for the next one!!
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- Amazon Customer
- 12-04-24
Exciting plot of seasons and romance!!!
Great use of holiday season with characters from them to create a unique story. Hope there is a sequel!!!
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- amber hadbavny
- 12-04-24
Not too Spicy
This book is very intimate and refreshing when you’re looking for a book in between reads.
The chemistry between the characters is *chefs kiss*
The plot is okay but I did enjoy how everything wrapped up. Cute Christmas/Halloween read 😉
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- Amber
- 12-11-24
The voice acting
The story was told with feeling and emotion. That’s what I love in audio books. When it dosent feel like a book but a movie.
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- Lauren
- 12-16-24
The Nightmare Before Kissmass
Obviously a nightmare before Christmas retelling with a little twist and spice! In the beginning of the fist half of the book I found Nick”coal” insufferable. I could not stand him! I did warm up towards the end he’s just an excited person with a big heart when it comes to people and things that matter to him. I really enjoyed the concept and storyline. I like how Hex stayed true to his “Halloween” character but it wasn’t just about scares or being scary, so I really enjoyed that aspect. I’m glad they were able to stop Christmas’s father and fix everything so that every holiday can be happy and enjoyed the way they should. I really enjoyed it overall can’t wait for the second book.
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- Teresa Brito
- 01-16-25
Brilliant, a firm favorite already
I got this on Audible and read it as an Audiobook. I think that was the correct chice because the narrator is incredible and the story really comes to life much more entirely than I believe it would have as text only.
I have to say, Prince Hez mentions near the end of this book that he experienced the whole spectrum of human emotion in 40 minutes. I did so in the 15 or so hours of this book. It's a feat not every author or narrator can pull out of me.
So this is a fictional fantasy young adult rom-com where each holiday is like a monarchy with a full Royal Court and ruling family. Our main boy is Coal, the Prince of Christmas, who is bissexual and obviously emotionally scarred by his tumultuous family life. One day, while traying to spread joy to the world, Coal commits what seems to be a colossal mistake, which leads him to a drunken yet life changing ecounter with a mysterious dark stranger.
Months later, as Santa Claus plots to pretty much conquer the whole world, this dark figure comes back to his life as none other than Prince Hex of Halloween, a suitor for Princess Iris of Easter in a twist not-quite love triangle, and the attraction is undeniable, setting Coal on a whole new path in life.
A lot of people have been saying how impossible and non-sensical this book is but... it is romantasy as its core, I think, so I think it makes sense in its own way. I actually think this worldbuilding is pretty thorough and crearive, I quite like the humor in it. I think there is a certain degree of self-awareness.
I loved how nuanced the characters are, I became really invested in all four protagonisrs, but especially Coal and Hex, who are pretty much thorougly explored in all of their facets here. I really liked them, I think they were really welt built and fleshed our. I love how the love story progressed. It was fun, and wmotional, and very true I felt like. Oh, and very sexy, to the pooint that it got me bothered in puublic transportation. Also often laughing out loud and treay eyed at times. Sreiously rare.
Finally, as for the woke metaphors and messages... I don't think it's that deep,or that political, to be honest. It's just a social commentary, and in my opionion quite clever at times.
I really wanna see Kris and Iris get their respective happy endings now. NOW
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